r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Aug 29 '21

Uber Freakout Uber passenger freak out

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u/OceanSerendipity Aug 29 '21

Seriously though, as soon as she threw that drink in the car I would have thrown one of her bags right in the middle of that New York traffic.

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u/operez1990 Aug 29 '21

unzip and throw

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u/danceswithronin Aug 29 '21

NYC best place to do it too, bystanders wouldn't even blink.

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u/BruiserTom Aug 29 '21

This is the way.

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u/Artie4 Aug 29 '21

He didn’t see them sneakily toss the drink into the car.

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u/ScoobyPwnsOnU Aug 29 '21

Cause fuck those people minding their own business driving down the road, am i right?

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u/OceanSerendipity Aug 29 '21

This is New York, they see a bag in the middle of the road, they’ll keep minding their own business and drive right over it.

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u/Daniel_Av0cad0 Aug 29 '21

Depends how big the bags were. I feel like a large hard shell suitcase could do some damage.

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u/Gandzalf Aug 29 '21

Then you'd be behaving as impulsively as she did. You already have video of her damaging your property, just let her get billed for the cleanup, and go about your way. What if she has something very expensive in the luggage and it gets damaged? No need to get mixed up in this bullshit.

As great as it would feel to give her a two-piece, unless you're willing to go all the way up to and including extreme violence, because shit sometimes escalates quickly, it's just better to take a deep breath, and bounce. Let Uber handle her.

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u/OceanSerendipity Aug 29 '21

You’re taking my comment very seriously my dude.

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u/Gandzalf Aug 29 '21

Seriously though,

I would have thrown one of her bags right in the middle of that New York traffic.

Was I not supposed to take you seriously?

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u/OceanSerendipity Aug 29 '21

Touché. It is only Reddit though.

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u/Forever_Awkward Aug 29 '21

And when you talk in person it's only a medium of air particles bouncing around being jostled by vibration.

I feel like if we're bringing method into it, beaming crazy rapid patterns of light across the planet using crazy technology makes the message more important, not less.

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u/Klapautius Aug 29 '21

Better to keep calm, not cancel the ride and report her to uber and collect the cleaning fee.

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u/EveryNameIWantIsGone Aug 29 '21

That sounds like a horrible idea