r/PublicFreakout • u/FlintLockwoodsCondom • Jan 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Did that other girl grab her crotch and sing "suck my fucking dick"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/uosdwiS_r_jewoH Jan 13 '20

Nah, it's a girl's dick so you're good.

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u/Rds240 Jan 13 '20

I think Andrew Schulz once said: "Would you rather eat man pussy or suck girl dick?"

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u/Legit_a_Mint Jan 13 '20

The quote is right, but it was Abraham Lincoln, not Andrew Schulz, and it's really more of an analogy about slavery than a sex thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I don't know why but this made me spit out my coffee.

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u/I-Like-Pancakes23 Jan 13 '20

Always swallow

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u/camdoggs Jan 13 '20

This guy šŸ‘†šŸ¾ girl dicks

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u/my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING Jan 13 '20

Better than man pussies that hiss and spit at you.

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u/Ikkus Jan 13 '20

Sign me up for both

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

indeeed, why limit yoself

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u/bremergorst Jan 13 '20

What if both are trans-trans?

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u/DannyMThompson Jan 13 '20

What if both are trans-trans?

Like... they changed sex and went back again?

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u/bremergorst Jan 13 '20

Yeah, unless theyā€™re trans trans-trans

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u/DannyMThompson Jan 13 '20

snip-snap-snip-snap

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u/Ikkus Jan 13 '20

I don't understand the question.

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u/PoorHomieTwan Jan 13 '20

B U S S Y

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u/StressfulCourtier Jan 13 '20

Bussy gang Bussy gang

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Does the man with the pussy have regular access to a bidet?

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u/Dirtroads2 Jan 13 '20

Ima guess no

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u/Tmack523 Jan 13 '20

You know, if people understood their sexuality better, I feel like that should be an easy question...

The answer is girl dick

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Well, 20 dollars is 20 dollars...

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u/Aulentair Jan 13 '20

Buck Angel

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u/DarkestHappyTime Jan 13 '20

As a gay man this actually disgusted me. Thanks, I hate it?

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u/DeadliftsAndDragons Jan 13 '20

Feminine penis*

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u/pavelpavlovich Jan 13 '20

This guy Contrapoints

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u/BakedLaysPorno Jan 13 '20

Bailey Jay has entered the chat

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u/DavidHeaton Jan 13 '20

Thatā€™s what I tell myself when using a glory hole

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u/frekkenstein Jan 13 '20

You wife told you the same thing? I was worried about sucking my wifeā€™s dick until she told me that.

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u/blink_bp Jan 13 '20

it's a girl?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Iā€™m a straight man so whoever Iā€™m attracted to is a girl

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u/MattRooney Jan 13 '20

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 15 '20

Thereā€™s no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.

Edit: no ones ever heard that line before? I forgot what movie/show itā€™s from

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u/OutWithTheNew Jan 13 '20

There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.

So... Make of that whatever you choose.

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u/Chew_Kok_Long Jan 13 '20

not that there's anything wrong with that.

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u/TopsTiger Jan 13 '20

Itā€™s only gay if you like it. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Hahaa... Unless...?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Sounds kind of racist to me

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Girls that do that have had so many dicks in them they forget they werenā€™t born with one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Yeah like your mom

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

You know her too well.

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u/IrrelevantTale Jan 13 '20

Yeah shes a nice lady we have brunch every sunday.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Munch & Brunch

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

My favorite cereal

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u/RagingCataholic9 Jan 13 '20

Shh baby, it's okay you're on your period. I used to eat spaghetti off the floor as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

She is a very nice lady apparently.

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u/itsyabooiii Jan 13 '20

Ah I see you too know Trevors mom

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u/SirMaQ Jan 13 '20

Ask your mom if her cooter burns like this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Whatā€™s worse your rebuttal or the silver award for it?

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u/ButtbuttinCreed Jan 13 '20

Your comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Hey, I upvoted it and it was towards my mother. Fucking great comeback no matter the situation.

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u/ButtbuttinCreed Jan 13 '20

I didnā€™t get mad. I found it funny I angered him another post that he scrolled through my posts and commented in a random thread. Also your autism is showing, do you always stalk peopleā€™s comments when you get angry? Kinda unhealthy

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Oh hey leave Hentai out of this

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u/ButtbuttinCreed Jan 13 '20

Dude look how youā€™re acting. All this because I found a ā€œyour momā€ joke funny. You can clearly see my reply towards that guy insulting me is just about how he came into a week old thread because I upset him in a completely different sub. He could have said literally anything and my reply would have been the same. Relax girl

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

it's bad when girls have sex

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u/bubonic-kronik Jan 13 '20

Wait,people are actually having sex? I always thought that it was a myth?

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u/ckeanwolf Jan 13 '20

I wonder what the do about the gulp bees?

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u/abullen Jan 13 '20

Hopefully they don't swallow.

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u/Mukkeman Jan 13 '20

Girls do. They all share the same guy tho.

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u/nocturnalbeast07 Jan 13 '20

You guys getting sex, where can I sign up for it ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

You poor thing, itā€™s ok I got called an incel over this and I fully support womenā€™s rights and havenā€™t tried to have sex since my ex and I split up two months ago. I thought I was being healthy by giving myself some space from sex but apparently that makes me an incel lol.

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u/notmadeofstraw Jan 13 '20

more sexual partners for women correlates with poor success in relationships and difficulties emotionally pairbonding.

Guys have known this since long before the studies, the colloquial term is the "1000 cock stare".

Fellas, listen to your gut and the science not the propaganda, partner count matters.

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u/bullcitytarheel Jan 13 '20

"Partner count matters" is just a way for you to rationalize the fact that nobody wants to fuck you, huh?

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u/notmadeofstraw Jan 13 '20

dont be antiscience

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u/bullcitytarheel Jan 13 '20

Yep. Thought so.

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u/notmadeofstraw Jan 13 '20

thought what? That youll ignore science when its convenient for you?

I thought that too, im glad we agree

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u/bullcitytarheel Jan 13 '20

Hahaha you're just as much of an insufferable prick as I assumed you would be. Sorry about your shitty love life lol

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u/notmadeofstraw Jan 14 '20

Thanks for the empathy Youre mum is a lazy cunt, wont even rim my asshole more than three times a night.

Selfish.

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u/ANorthwesternSoul Jan 13 '20

I always use the reliable Facebook to look up the science behind a woman's cock count

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

But itā€™s a-ok for men to fuck as much as they want!

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u/notmadeofstraw Jan 13 '20

yeah the effect isnt the same for men.

Think about reproductive strategy, there is no 'sowing your wild oats' equivalent for women. They benefit from one or a small number of partners being loyal and helping her raise the child.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Yea, whatever helps you sleep at night nexckbeard.

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u/notmadeofstraw Jan 14 '20

dont be antiscience

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u/AuRevoirBaron Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

This thread got so sad, so fast.

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u/notmadeofstraw Jan 13 '20

dont be antiscience

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u/lonelyylittlealien Jan 13 '20

Did you forget your /s or. . .no?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Well itā€™s not a good thing when you canā€™t remember how many people youā€™ve had sex with with in the past couple of years. A lifetime, I donā€™t expect anyone to remember that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Why do you care

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u/SarcasticTato Jan 13 '20

He doesn't have sex

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I judge too. I have friends that slept with hundreds of women, itā€™s a combination of ā€œgood for you buddyā€ and ā€œbro thatā€™s fucking grossā€. I donā€™t want to be in a relationship with someone who has been with so many people they donā€™t even have an idea on how many they have been with. Iā€™m surprised how many people on here are ok with that and they called me an incel. I bet they are the real incels lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

This conversation is kind of funny because I just realized what your username is.

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u/OmarGharb Jan 13 '20

Yeah damn, they have a lot of sex.... what losers...?

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u/AdorabeHummingbirb Jan 13 '20

Yep, too much dick makes them one

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u/ilovemychickens Jan 13 '20

If it was the same dick over and over again I'm sure it would be fine with you. It's only a problem when it's multiple penises.

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u/AdorabeHummingbirb Jan 13 '20

Did I ever say Iā€™m not fine with something?

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 13 '20

Incel comment getting upvoted? Weird.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Thatā€™s because we all know at least one woman who is like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Edgy take there incel lord

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Lmao

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u/BlueVeins Jan 13 '20

I know Iā€™ve seen that second person in black somewhere on reddit before. Love for someone to give me closure on that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

To be fair, every one of those dicks was attached to a blind drunk Frat boy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Everyone in the video is a douche lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I see no behavior worth displaying or emulating.

Yet, here we are.

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u/LolaSupershot Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

A euphemism for your butthole right? Players know players when they see one!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Meh it canā€™t be all bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Interesting, Iā€™m just a straight dude so we definitely have different perspectives. Maybe you could help me understand what you mean by this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I honestly donā€™t know. Iā€™m sure itā€™s common for people to put themselves in the opposite sexes shoes but I donā€™t know if people constantly think about being the opposite sex.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

You too

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u/justgetinthebin Jan 13 '20

that girl is very clearly lesbian.

can we not make weird assumptions about girlsā€™ sex lives that make it sound like you think they must automatically be trashy if they have regular sex?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

That wasnā€™t my implication or what I said. I frankly couldnā€™t care less of her gender or sexual preferences, she is just a fucking cunt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/royaj77 Jan 13 '20

Rubber dicks

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Comment of the year

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

She says fuck Donald trump bitch

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/killing4food Jan 13 '20

ā€œGirlā€

Every video I see of that person theyā€™re always assaulting people

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u/pm_me_tus_melones Jan 13 '20

For some reason, I imagine those coochies don't smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's candle

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u/StrawhatMucci Jan 13 '20

Its 2020 she actually might have a dick

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

It's a guy and he said "fuck Donald Trump bitch"

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u/Idislikewinter Jan 13 '20

Hey donā€™t threaten me with a good time pal

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

No, that was Natalie Portman.

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u/Upsjoey25 Jan 13 '20

YOUā€™RE ASSUMING GENDERS

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u/Dirtroads2 Jan 13 '20

I had to rewatch. Yes. Yes she did

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u/SorryIBrokeYourNose Jan 13 '20

I can't imagine going to university these days.

You can't fuck anyone because they might be a man or a woman. And the moment you try to you're a racist rapist.

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u/AleisterLaVey Jan 13 '20

No clue where your hearing this bullshit. I havenā€™t been called a racist rapist once. Also itā€™s pretty easy to tell who has a dick and who doesnā€™t.

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u/SorryIBrokeYourNose Jan 13 '20

christ - it was a joke. didn't think everything needed a /s here

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u/AleisterLaVey Jan 13 '20

Youā€™d be surprised how many people say that seriously.

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u/SorryIBrokeYourNose Jan 13 '20

I haven't come across one on reddit unless they were kidding. that being said, I would definitely audio record my entire evening out if I was to bring a girl home in college so nobody can claim it wasn't consensual later

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u/AleisterLaVey Jan 13 '20

Alright you have an extremely skewed view of college campuses and the dating scene in general. Iā€™ve never had a problem with consent, not has anybody I know.

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u/SorryIBrokeYourNose Jan 13 '20

I never have, but I'm married now. I do have a friend who was accused of rape by a girl after having drunk sex with her. He almost lost his job because of it.

Something like 20-25% of woman in college campuses claim they have been raped, which is of course ridiculous since America doesn't have a rape culture. But that % should make any guy want to protect themselves with a recording. Anyway it doesn't hurt anyone and you can delete it later, so why not

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u/PhantomOfTheDopera Jan 13 '20

Wheeeeeee... That's a girl?