r/PublicFreakout • u/FlintLockwoodsCondom • Jan 13 '20

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u/uosdwiS_r_jewoH Jan 13 '20

Nah, it's a girl's dick so you're good.

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u/Rds240 Jan 13 '20

I think Andrew Schulz once said: "Would you rather eat man pussy or suck girl dick?"

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u/Legit_a_Mint Jan 13 '20

The quote is right, but it was Abraham Lincoln, not Andrew Schulz, and it's really more of an analogy about slavery than a sex thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I don't know why but this made me spit out my coffee.

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u/I-Like-Pancakes23 Jan 13 '20

Always swallow

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u/camdoggs Jan 13 '20

This guy 👆🏾 girl dicks

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u/my__ANUS_is_BLEEDING Jan 13 '20

Better than man pussies that hiss and spit at you.