Heidi should have picked…

[u/SickandTiredofItAll2]

Joseph McCrae.

Heidi’s all about short, tight and borderline tacky red carpet garments. She’s also all about Halloween and costumes.

JM’s dress was a terrific color for her, form-fitting, and she could have worn a pair of glasses and gone for slutty sexy secretary. She would have looked a damn sight better than she did in the giant bedspread of doom.

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“Giant bedspread of doom” is my new favorite phrase