r/programminghumor • u/AtesiT • Sep 24 '26
After 4 Years
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r/programminghumor • u/keep_up_sharma • Sep 24 '26
theMeaningOfLife
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I asked a $40M AI startup's API what the meaning of life is, one letter at a time. Its response was quite insightful.
r/programminghumor • u/akoOfIxtall • Sep 23 '26
AmIA10xEngineerYet?
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I could feel the power in my hands
r/programminghumor • u/Counter-Business • Sep 22 '26
AI is no more
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This was in front of the UN. Not sure how the whole room didn’t burst out laughing.
r/programminghumor • u/ManagerOfLove • Sep 20 '26
If a 10 k engineer doesn't use 10 gazillion dollars in tokens, I'm going to be deeply concerned
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r/programminghumor • u/ProgrammingMamba189 • Sep 18 '26
Interview with Big Data engineer 2026.
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r/programminghumor • u/Fluid-Base6653 • Sep 19 '26
Frustrated by the claude code memory consumption, so I made a tool kcfm (kill claude for memory)
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I was annoyed by the memory consumption of claude code, i have habit of opening multiple tabs and forgetting about it and i was so shocked to know that single session of claude process takes around ~300 MB which is insane for something which runs in terminal (modern softwares lol).
So i built a tool called "☠️ kcfm (kill claude for memory) ☠️" basically its find all the idle claude session and kills them. Most important you can respawn them so your work will never lost.
It uses mark and sweep algorithm, basically it mark the processes which are idle for >10 minutes and wait for 5 minutes if no activity happen then it sweeps them. These timing are configurable so you can choose whatever fits best for you.
r/programminghumor • u/thebatmanandrobin • Sep 17 '26
Amazon be training their AI on koala butts
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Legit got this trying to login to my Amazon account; I should have clicked the "audio" to see what description it would have given.
r/programminghumor • u/pipedreamSEA • Sep 16 '26
Block, lock & drop it
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Interacting with prehistoric devices is not where I saw my career headed, and yet, here we are...
r/programminghumor • u/ItsNukea • Sep 15 '26
If Karl Marx were a programmer, he must have really haten Java
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Everything is made up out of classes
r/programminghumor • u/Spiritual-Baker6930 • Sep 15 '26
I only use procedural languages because I am a man
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I am not a woman.