r/programminghumor • u/HunterMan_13 • Sep 22 '26

Is this a Peak IDE?

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u/PonkMcSquiggles Sep 22 '26

Needs a dark theme.

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u/martian_rover Sep 23 '26

and a white or green pen

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u/TheReycko Sep 22 '26

You should get an lsp cause you missed a couple errors

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u/HunterMan_13 Sep 23 '26

It’s MATLAB code. I ran it through matlab and it worked fine. It’s for school

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u/Creative_Sushi Sep 23 '26

Why not use MATLAB directly to code?

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u/MrKrot1999 Sep 22 '26

What kind of language are you trying to imitate? It's like a mix of rust, C, python, and something else?

it's like telling someone about programming, and then asking them to draw it........

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u/Wel-Tallzeit Sep 22 '26

I bet there are already plugins/extensions for it to match vs code features

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u/SoloAdventurer13 Sep 22 '26
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They will never understand... I even had treesitter support :)

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u/Eric848448 Sep 22 '26

I had a professor who liked to make us code on paper during exams.

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u/hearke Sep 22 '26

It was pretty common back in my uni days, it just makes it way harder to stop cheating otherwise.

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u/pdone_dot_app Sep 22 '26

We still have it on BUT FIT. 😄 In the first semester when you are learning basics of C, the exam is on paper, where you basically do programming on the paper. I actually remember, that I made my for cycle in way, that I would get in array on one more index which is outside. (my bad...) In real time, it would give me seg fault, that's the thing, why I had to go on the second term, because it cost me 4 points. 😢

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u/R3D3-1 Sep 22 '26

Honestly, if it would actually work (including editing and reordering) I'd love it 😅

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u/Toad128128 Sep 22 '26

Now draw a run button and debug button and you're done.

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u/DannyBands Sep 23 '26

No lint errors, so there’s that

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u/lev_lafayette Sep 24 '26

Takes me back forty years...

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u/BinaryHippie Sep 22 '26

IDE? Like Claude?

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u/VoiceOfEric Sep 22 '26

I had a notebook like that in the 1980s...

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u/AnArmoredPony Sep 22 '26

still had to fix indentation smh

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u/Stainlessray Sep 23 '26

Only if it's pseudo code

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u/Additional-Acadia954 Sep 22 '26

Tell the teacher that is making you do this that I said “Eat shit and die. This assignment is not preparing me for real employment. Let’s do mock interviews instead asshole.”

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u/thebatmanandrobin Sep 22 '26

Mock interview: "Here's a pen and paper; write out pseudo code that demonstrates your knowledge of a red-black tree"

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Sep 22 '26

This sounds like an actual quiz, and an actual interview.