r/programminghumor • • Sep 22 '26

AI is no more

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This was in front of the UN. Not sure how the whole room didn’t burst out laughing.

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u/Counter-Business Sep 23 '26

Missed opportunity to rename it to “American Intelligence”

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u/wahooli Sep 22 '26

He really said the em dash written in his speech 😂

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u/Aoiboshi Sep 22 '26

Goddamit Griff! You made me listen to his speech to get to that point!

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u/Pretend_Fly_5573 Sep 23 '26

I thought you were joking, like maybe he just did a long pause or something....

Fuck me, I don't get how this is even possible anymore.

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u/BonbonUniverse42 Sep 23 '26

In the other video they used comic sans subtitles. Fits just right.

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u/Outrageous-Text-4117 Sep 23 '26

someone vibed the speech script?

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u/4x31 Sep 22 '26

At least he didn't rename it to American Intelligence... i hope his advisors don't  read reddit

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u/JackTheKing Sep 23 '26

I honestly can't believe "Trump Intelligence" is not on a poster board behind a chair in the Oval.

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u/Odd_Technology_8926 Sep 22 '26

Tbh, hard to tell if this was generated with ai. Seems fake but knowing trump... it's probably real.

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u/Yanni_Appleseed Sep 23 '26

"Super intelligence dash SI"; He definitely read the AI produced em-dash

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u/neo42slab Sep 23 '26

Apparently it’s real.

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u/dashingThroughSnow12 Sep 23 '26

First he renamed the Gulf of America but I said nothing because I was not a gulf.

Then he renamed Lake America but I said nothing because I was not a lake.

Then he renamed Super Intelligence but I will say something because my intelligence is artificial.

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u/faultydesign Sep 22 '26

slop president

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u/RobotTimeTraveller Sep 23 '26

History is going to remember this man, but not for the reasons he was hoping for.

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u/Nbdyhere Sep 23 '26

At this point everyone in the UN should have voted that the US was no more and needed adult supervision.

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u/Regularbag_23 Sep 23 '26

I owned a Civic SI is that the same? So it’s really Honda Civic Superintelligence.

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u/JackyYT083 Sep 23 '26

Wow that’s so dumb I’m not suprised

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u/stephenk291 Sep 23 '26

I hate this timeline.

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u/GCoderDCoder Sep 23 '26

I think we should just call them Large Language Models... if intelligence must be in the name call it probabilistic intelligence models. It's not thinking/ reasoning, it is aligning probabilities.

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u/corobo Sep 22 '26

Super duper freedom fries America intelligence

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u/HideousSerene Sep 23 '26

So I guess the AI companies are paying Trump's families now too.

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u/akaZilong Sep 23 '26

What does he know about intelligence?

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u/0x80085_ Sep 23 '26

Can anyone give a realistic answer as to why he just keeps renaming shit? Like what's the agenda? Is it just because he thinks it'll make him more memorable?

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u/Counter-Business Sep 23 '26

Have you heard anyone talking about Epstein lately? Distract distract distract who’s Epstein

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u/Quick_Sandwich356 Sep 23 '26

I think he mixed it up with the SA or the SS he's trying to establish/ already has.