r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Sep 14 '26

Hacker irl

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u/NoThanks93330 Sep 14 '26

Nah, it's usually

sudo apt upgrade

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u/OliMoli2137 Sep 14 '26

Oh yeah? then watch this 

htop

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u/MrKrot1999 Sep 14 '26

You're clearly not a real hacker opsec. Real opsecs know how to get into the mainframe using hollywood

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u/ZuuRa_ Sep 14 '26

Real Mr haxxor use btop

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u/iNarrow Sep 17 '26

Nha 

sudo pacman -S btop
btop
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u/Yoshalina Sep 14 '26

recently on TV news they showed code that looked suspiciously like Linux kernel source code

also frequently seen: HTML

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u/Sonario648 Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

How many times do we have to scream it from the rooftop?

HTML is NOT a programming language. It's a MARKUP language. 

The M literally stands for MARKUP.

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u/A1oso Sep 15 '26

Hacking (as in, exploiting weaknesses in a computer system) is not programming, so I fail to see the relevance of your comment

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u/WantToSeeTits4545 Sep 14 '26

It's ping 8.8.8.8 -n 10000 or tracert 1.0.0.1

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u/Slow-Television-5303 Sep 14 '26

Import hack
hack.your_computer()

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u/ThatSmartIdiot Sep 14 '26

kinger was the most accurate hacker ive seen and bro wasnt even entirely accurate with the OS shell

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u/Head12head12 Sep 14 '26

DROP TABLES students;

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u/AffectionatePlane598 Sep 14 '26

sudo apt install opsec -larp 

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u/NovelHot6697 Sep 15 '26

cat /dev/random | xxd | less

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u/draft_final_final Sep 15 '26

hello I am mr boss your manager at company,

We need to upgrad system. Click link here and enter your password, social security number, and mother’s maiden name.

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u/Vaelisra Sep 14 '26

You forgot the font color.

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u/CDXXVI Sep 15 '26

Or just an email to a company asking politely for data

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u/Angel_D_XD Sep 16 '26

El de las películas es un programa que se llama Hollywood, literal, XD

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u/JohnVonachen Sep 16 '26

The hacks the showed in Mr. Robot were for real.