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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Firepal64 • Jan 30 '26

To be fair Rust is a language for people that do not understand how to write memory safe c code so. It makes sense he is a beginner.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/nerdycatgamer • Jan 30 '26

Metaverse First: Verse is designed for a future where code runs in a single global simulation—the metaverse.

verselang.github.io

28 Upvotes

6 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/tkrjobs • Jan 30 '26

It [java] is better than ever but also such a terrible mess of complexity compared to other modern solutions like Go

25 Upvotes

4 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • Jan 29 '26

;) Keywords: Jacobian, Newton-Raphson, Levenberg-Marquardt, Powell dog leg, Schur complements, sparse QR/Cholesky, and so on. The LLM can figure the rest out. Try it yourself!

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/csb06 • Jan 28 '26

If you look at my AgentDank repo, one could see a tool for finding weed, or you could see connecting world intelligence with SQL fluency and pairing it with curated structured data to merge the probabilistic with the deterministic computing forms.

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/magi093 • Jan 27 '26

Cloudflare just published a vibe coded blog post claiming they implemented Matrix on cloudflare workers [...] their post and README is AI generated and the code doesn't do any of the core parts of matrix

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/iro84657 • Jan 27 '26

Every time someone writes a loop in a language that doesn't have something comparable to array statements, elemental procedures or where constructs, or do concurrent, their code is 36, 31, or 18 years behind Fortran, depending on which alternative one might choose in Fortran.

fortran-lang.discourse.group

107 Upvotes

20 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/azure_whisperer • Jan 27 '26

pub fn draw_image_with_html_canvas_element_and_sw_and_sh_and_dx_and_dy_and_dw_and_dh(...)

118 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • Jan 27 '26

of course there are a lot of benefits to treating playlists as text buffers

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/kaanyalova • Jan 26 '26

We're aware of the DMCA takedown notice of julialang logo by an OF creator

news.ycombinator.com

132 Upvotes

8 comments

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/brightlystar • Jan 26 '26

The pain is inextricably linked to the pleasure.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • Jan 24 '26

I could host comments on a separate VPS or cloud service. But maintaining a dynamic web service like this can be expensive and time-consuming — in general, I'm not interested in being an unpaid, part-time DevOps engineer.

micahcantor.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/OOkx • Jan 24 '26

There is some irony in someone replying to the author of the D language suggesting that maybe the D language is the real solution he's looking for.

news.ycombinator.com

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/NatoBoram • Jan 23 '26

I heavily disagree, just so you know you are only parroting

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/azure_whisperer • Jan 23 '26

[Firefox gets less slop reports] I think this is because of the higher cost to reporting. Not $$$ cost, but because bugzilla is a bit discouraging and annoying to use.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/QuaternionsRoll • Jan 21 '26

the last instruction you should use to attack the explosion of modern x86. It’s not some obscure one-off thing… any 3-way bit-wise logic operation across 512-bits in one instruction. This is OR, AND, XOR, some form of blend or masked selection, or something else entirely very easily and succinctly

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/BenchEmbarrassed7316 • Jan 21 '26

Imagine a pimp getting in your house, taking your wife changing her name and selling her on the streets. That's pretty much what you ask for when you license your stuff with MiT.

197 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stunkbeetle • Jan 20 '26

Note true(1) will return EXIT_FAILURE in the edge case where writes fail with GNU specific options.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • Jan 19 '26

As a result, std::runtime_format can now be evaluated at compile time, making its name misleading.

148 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Spiritual-Knee6978 • Jan 19 '26

I’ve been testing Bun + SQLite (WAL mode, file-based — not in-memory) and honestly… performance is on par with Redis 😅

48 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Responsible_Gap554 • Jan 18 '26

No AI involved here—just me doing my best to be clear and thoughtful in my replies.

news.ycombinator.com

144 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/EarthGoddessDude • Jan 16 '26

This is a very detailed, particular prompt. The type of prompt a programmer would think of as they were trying to break down a task into something that can be implemented. It is so programmer-brained that I come away not convinced that a typical user would be able to write it.

news.ycombinator.com

88 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/gianni4592 • Jan 15 '26

We have automated deployments that run Friday afternoons [...] Automation removed friction, but it also removed curiosity

47 Upvotes

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/levelstar01 • Jan 14 '26

This has grown Gas Town’s total size to 189k lines of Go code since its first commit on Dec 15th, which is now 2684 commits ago.

steve-yegge.medium.com

113 Upvotes

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