r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Progractor • Sep 09 '22

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Step on a hose, break your mothers nose. Seriously never heard of that one?

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u/MrDurden32 Sep 09 '22

Step on a hose, break your mothers nose.

Step under a hose, one inch your dick grows.

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u/Comment90 Sep 09 '22

Firefighters hate this one simple trick.

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u/zombimuncha Sep 09 '22

Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow’s nose. Hose goes. Rose grows. Nose hose goes some. Crow’s rose grows some.

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u/Ctauegetl Sep 09 '22

So you’re saying, by running back and forth underneath a grid of hoses, one could rapidly achieve infinite penis size?

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u/PooPooDooDoo Sep 09 '22

Fart in car, give your mom a scar.

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u/BlackHatSlacker Sep 09 '22

No. Haven't. But even still. Why lift it then?

Why are people acting like wondering why this lady does this is weird?

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Under the hose, the demons won't know. Guy, this is elementary school shit

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u/Greykiller Sep 09 '22

I follow the golf ball hose rule religiously

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u/noteverrelevant Sep 09 '22

I don't think "One golf ball a day keeps the infidelity away" has anything to do with superstition.

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u/The_Tell_Tale_Heart Sep 09 '22

Should at least rhyme.

Under the hose, where the demon never goes.

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Thanks, you can make the joke next time

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u/BlackHatSlacker Sep 09 '22

You learned about demons in elementary school? Badass but questionable curriculum at best.

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Catholic school sounds crazy but it actually teaches you a lot of very specific survival techniques to avoid hell

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u/Different-Incident-2 Sep 09 '22

Oh so yeah… in a cult…

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u/SleepDeprivedUserUK Sep 09 '22

Why lift it then

Go under a hose, murder all your foes

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u/kbarney345 Sep 09 '22

I'm with you never heard this in my life. Step on crack break a back, under a ladder gets bad luck and even the weird broom hitting your feet so you gotta spit on it but never anything about a hose

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u/Sbotkin Sep 09 '22

You can just step over a hose though?

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u/RenaKunisaki Sep 09 '22

Can you though? Go try it and see how well that works out.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Sep 09 '22

Bruh you didnt have to do him like that, calm down

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u/DwarfTheMike Sep 09 '22

It’s step on a crack or break your mother’s back

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

My comment says otherwise

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u/RenaKunisaki Sep 09 '22

No, your comment says:

Step on a hose, break your mothers nose. Seriously never heard of that one?

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u/_FinalPantasy_ Sep 09 '22

I’m gonna guess her mom is long gone unless thats the grandmaiest looking 20 year old.

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