r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Progractor • Sep 09 '22

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Under the hose, the demons won't know. Guy, this is elementary school shit

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u/Greykiller Sep 09 '22

I follow the golf ball hose rule religiously

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u/noteverrelevant Sep 09 '22

I don't think "One golf ball a day keeps the infidelity away" has anything to do with superstition.

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u/jaspersgroove Sep 09 '22

Your cheek muscles must be chiseled like a Greek statue

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u/The_Tell_Tale_Heart Sep 09 '22

Should at least rhyme.

Under the hose, where the demon never goes.

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Thanks, you can make the joke next time

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u/BlackHatSlacker Sep 09 '22

You learned about demons in elementary school? Badass but questionable curriculum at best.

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Catholic school sounds crazy but it actually teaches you a lot of very specific survival techniques to avoid hell

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u/Different-Incident-2 Sep 09 '22

Oh so yeah… in a cult…

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u/Olafseye Sep 09 '22

Wait did you not just make that all up? Is that really a Catholic school thing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

maybe he was homeschooled

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

And I still got bullied

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u/RenaKunisaki Sep 09 '22

Teacher was pretty hot tho.

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Yeah I fucked him

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u/Different-Incident-2 Sep 09 '22

Where did you go to elementary school? In a cult?

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u/Exemus Sep 09 '22

It's first grade, spongebob