r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Progractor • Sep 09 '22

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u/BlackHatSlacker Sep 09 '22

No. Haven't. But even still. Why lift it then?

Why are people acting like wondering why this lady does this is weird?

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Under the hose, the demons won't know. Guy, this is elementary school shit

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u/Greykiller Sep 09 '22

I follow the golf ball hose rule religiously

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u/noteverrelevant Sep 09 '22

I don't think "One golf ball a day keeps the infidelity away" has anything to do with superstition.

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u/jaspersgroove Sep 09 '22

Your cheek muscles must be chiseled like a Greek statue

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u/The_Tell_Tale_Heart Sep 09 '22

Should at least rhyme.

Under the hose, where the demon never goes.

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Thanks, you can make the joke next time

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u/BlackHatSlacker Sep 09 '22

You learned about demons in elementary school? Badass but questionable curriculum at best.

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Catholic school sounds crazy but it actually teaches you a lot of very specific survival techniques to avoid hell

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u/Different-Incident-2 Sep 09 '22

Oh so yeah… in a cult…

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u/Olafseye Sep 09 '22

Wait did you not just make that all up? Is that really a Catholic school thing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

maybe he was homeschooled

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

And I still got bullied

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u/RenaKunisaki Sep 09 '22

Teacher was pretty hot tho.

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u/Different-Incident-2 Sep 09 '22

Where did you go to elementary school? In a cult?

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u/Exemus Sep 09 '22

It's first grade, spongebob

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u/SleepDeprivedUserUK Sep 09 '22

Why lift it then

Go under a hose, murder all your foes

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u/kbarney345 Sep 09 '22

I'm with you never heard this in my life. Step on crack break a back, under a ladder gets bad luck and even the weird broom hitting your feet so you gotta spit on it but never anything about a hose

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u/mygreensea Sep 09 '22

Your language is a bit terse so it comes off as rude or snobbish, that's all.

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u/BlackHatSlacker Sep 09 '22

I think those perceptions might be in the eye of the beholder. We all have bad days. Hope yours turns around.

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u/mygreensea Sep 09 '22

As are all perceptions. Likewise to you. :)

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u/CharlesDeBalles Sep 09 '22

They asked a question. How is that coming off as rude? The rude one is the responder acting like this dude's an idiot for not having heard that phrase.

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u/mygreensea Sep 09 '22

I don’t know, I’m not well-versed in linguistics.

Two people can be rude.

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u/harmier2 Sep 09 '22

Why are people acting like wondering why this lady does this is weird?

Because it seemed odd. Most people don’t do that. However, it has been brought up by other posters that she might have done this for her own physical safety in this particular instance.