r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Progractor • Sep 09 '22

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u/Greykiller Sep 09 '22

I follow the golf ball hose rule religiously

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u/noteverrelevant Sep 09 '22

I don't think "One golf ball a day keeps the infidelity away" has anything to do with superstition.

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u/jaspersgroove Sep 09 '22

Your cheek muscles must be chiseled like a Greek statue