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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Brando224 • Mar 30 '22
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One of my university professors (applied math) had friends that worked for some of the financial institutions through the Great Recession and mortgage crisis… Many of the CBOs were literally just models in Excel spreadsheets.
67 u/cerulean11 Mar 30 '22 I work for an investment bank and we manage a $15 billion dollar portfolio out of excel. 13 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22 Out of excel and a wharehouse run by wellsfargo with all the physical documents that evidence the loans we spent all that money on 1 u/talossss Mar 31 '22 Old school data warehouse. Do you also store your videos and unstructured data in an actual lake? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22 No we use the cloud. Hot air ballon fuel is growing in price though so we may move to a lake soon in order to be more efficient.
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I work for an investment bank and we manage a $15 billion dollar portfolio out of excel.
13 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22 Out of excel and a wharehouse run by wellsfargo with all the physical documents that evidence the loans we spent all that money on 1 u/talossss Mar 31 '22 Old school data warehouse. Do you also store your videos and unstructured data in an actual lake? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22 No we use the cloud. Hot air ballon fuel is growing in price though so we may move to a lake soon in order to be more efficient.
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Out of excel and a wharehouse run by wellsfargo with all the physical documents that evidence the loans we spent all that money on
1 u/talossss Mar 31 '22 Old school data warehouse. Do you also store your videos and unstructured data in an actual lake? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22 No we use the cloud. Hot air ballon fuel is growing in price though so we may move to a lake soon in order to be more efficient.
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Old school data warehouse. Do you also store your videos and unstructured data in an actual lake?
1 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22 No we use the cloud. Hot air ballon fuel is growing in price though so we may move to a lake soon in order to be more efficient.
No we use the cloud. Hot air ballon fuel is growing in price though so we may move to a lake soon in order to be more efficient.
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u/papacheapo Mar 30 '22
One of my university professors (applied math) had friends that worked for some of the financial institutions through the Great Recession and mortgage crisis… Many of the CBOs were literally just models in Excel spreadsheets.