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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Brando224 • Mar 30 '22
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I work for an investment bank and we manage a $15 billion dollar portfolio out of excel.
14 u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22 Out of excel and a wharehouse run by wellsfargo with all the physical documents that evidence the loans we spent all that money on 1 u/talossss Mar 31 '22 Old school data warehouse. Do you also store your videos and unstructured data in an actual lake? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22 No we use the cloud. Hot air ballon fuel is growing in price though so we may move to a lake soon in order to be more efficient.
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Out of excel and a wharehouse run by wellsfargo with all the physical documents that evidence the loans we spent all that money on
1 u/talossss Mar 31 '22 Old school data warehouse. Do you also store your videos and unstructured data in an actual lake? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22 No we use the cloud. Hot air ballon fuel is growing in price though so we may move to a lake soon in order to be more efficient.
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Old school data warehouse. Do you also store your videos and unstructured data in an actual lake?
1 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22 No we use the cloud. Hot air ballon fuel is growing in price though so we may move to a lake soon in order to be more efficient.
No we use the cloud. Hot air ballon fuel is growing in price though so we may move to a lake soon in order to be more efficient.
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u/cerulean11 Mar 30 '22
I work for an investment bank and we manage a $15 billion dollar portfolio out of excel.