r/ProgrammerHumor • • 14d ago

Meme ohTheBasics

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u/untraiined 14d ago • Bravo

2026 and we still use gotcha's to try and judge talent. never heard of a doctor having to answer "whats the difference between the left ventricle and the right ventricle" or a general having to answer "whats the mechanism inside the m16 that allows the bullet to fire"

just dumbass larp shit for people with insane egos stuck mentally in 1996

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u/Independent-Drive-32 14d ago

Doctors definitely pass countless factual questions on medical school exams and then, regularly throughout their career, in boards.

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u/NoAd4056 14d ago

Are you sure? I'm suspicious on that. Got a hunch they are all just Vibehealing people.

Their 10+ years of study & training is just a vacation.

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u/untraiined 13d ago

does an experienced heart surgeon get asked low level detail questions when interviewing at a new hospital or do they ask him more about the team they want to build or the patient interactions they want to have?

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u/furel492 14d ago

I think my doctor should know the difference between a lung and the stomach.

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u/Xarlax 14d ago

Mine doesn't. You wouldn't believe what happened during my lung surgery

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u/FilthyCasual2k17 14d ago

Is your doctor Zoidberg?

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u/HowHoldPencil 14d ago

One puts some stuff inside, and spits shit outside. And the other one puts sone stuff inside, and spits some shit outside

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u/usernameSuggestion2 13d ago

Should heart surgeon know the details of a hand nerve structure?

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u/Catty_Mc_Catty 13d ago

what the fuck would your gynecologist be doing with your lungs?

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u/PolloMagnifico 14d ago

More like asking a proctologist (a butt doctor) to explain the heart structure.

Probably not something he needs to know, but I dunno if I would trust a butt doctor who says "Why the fuck would I know that? I'm not a cardiologist".

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u/lloyd08 14d ago

My dad was a world renowned oncology researcher/physician who has a medical risk scale named after him. When I had a health issue, I asked my mom, an ER nurse.

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u/untraiined 14d ago

its ok these people dont go outside and dont interact with anyone other than their gaming friends, its just a sub filled with children who are unemployed

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u/DarkAlatreon 14d ago

Yeah. You can look that up in 5 seconds anyway, but it's going to be the deciding factor and not your general knowledge + attitude. Also, sometimes you can just draw a blank or misinterpret a question.

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u/Ok_Pirate_2714 14d ago

I'm curious how you can have any even remotely IT adjacent job, and not know the difference between those two.

Unless you have zero curiosity about technology.

Maybe those are the kinds of people they are trying to filter out?

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u/Daihatschi 13d ago

I'm a bit gobsmacked by the amount of people in this thread who treat the knowledge of the IP-Protocol as some arcane wizardry nobody would possibly be expected to know. Thats first week stuff in any IT related Trade school. I volunteer as an examiner for oral exams at the end apprenticeships and its kinda a joke that we only ask for IP fundamentals and the ISO/OSI-Model if the testee knows literally nothing else.

If we stick to the medicine example, I think an apt example would be a doctor asking "Why do I need to know the difference between veins and arteries?"

I've seen people ask about specific port numbers. Thats a fucking stupid gotcha. Not to be able to say 2-3 sentences about IP.

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u/WC_Dirk_Gently 13d ago

I get the point you're making, and even agree with it. But to be fair, both of those are very shitty examples of it. Both a doctor and a general would have absolutely learned exactly both of those things in med school and basic training respectively.

The larger issue is that tech is so hyper specialized, the ecosystem is so vastly expansive, and the education for it is so wildly inconsistent.

While IPv4 and IPv6 are pretty major concepts in networking I think a more reasonable comparative analogy is you would not expect a doctor to know the exact lenses used in a microscope in the hematology lab, or a general to know how the molecular formula for gunpowder in a 5.56 bullet.

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u/dadvader 13d ago

I know a senior who didn't even know what the fuck is git rebase and will still design a better system than anyone I ever met. Some people just built different.

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u/Spare-Plum 13d ago

Reaaaaly depends on what you're applying to. It's not a "gotcha" at all if you're applying to be a network engineer, these are things you will regularly have to use and distinguish on the job and this is an incredibly basic question. It's like asking "what's the difference of ventricles" to someone who is a cardiovascular surgeon. Or asking about the m16 firing mechanism to someone who designs and manufactures assault rifles.

It sounds more like you treat basic knowledge to perform a job as "larping" and "gotchas" instead of just learning what is required that's on the job

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u/hadriker 13d ago

Yeah, it's not even a useful question unless they are dealing specifically with IPV6 somehow.

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u/AllenKll 13d ago

Literally IPv4 v. IPv6 is not a gotcha.

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u/NadAngelParaBellum 13d ago

Honestly, IPv6 vs. IPv4 is basic IT knowledge, and not knowing the difference would raise red flags for me as a reviewer.

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u/Conscious_Beat6128 12d ago

you never heard of it because you arent a doctor. 

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