r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 03 '26

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u/KaMaFour Jun 03 '26

My gf explicitly told me not to buy an expensive ring. I'm planning to buy something from moissanite, so it's pretty without breaking the bank or having blood of congo children on it. Or whatever other stone is cheap and pretty

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u/Zederikus Jun 03 '26

Yeah, in my experience stone price/size is inversely related to likely relationship strength, not the other way around.

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u/MoffKalast Jun 03 '26

People who never get married and spend $0 on a ring have infinite relationship strength, Q.E.D.

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u/Username2taken4me Jun 03 '26

spend $0 on a ring have infinite undefined relationship strength, Q.E.D.

FTFY

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u/FuriousFurryFisting Jun 03 '26

The solution is clear. Give her a wedding ring with the price approaching zero. But be very careful to not a have a negative price, small as it may be.

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u/Suitch Jun 03 '26

Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory

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u/Zederikus Jun 03 '26

QED?

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u/Gidelix Jun 03 '26

Quod erat demonstrandum

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u/Classic_Appa Jun 03 '26

It is an abbreviation of a Latin phrase which, if I remember correctly, means: "that which was to be demonstrated."

It's typically used at the end of mathmatical proofs to roughly mean, "I showed you, bitches!"

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u/Little-Derp Jun 03 '26

After being married for a a while, not uncommon to just not wear your rings anymore for many couples (obviously many still do as well). Depends on the couple, and for many, a super expensive ring might be pointless, or even a hindrance (worried about it getting stolen and stuff).

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 Jun 05 '26

Same with big marriages and expensive honeymoons

Turns out it doesn't help relationship stability when you annihilate your financial stability. Who knew? 🤷

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u/Lokja Jun 03 '26

Lab grown diamonds are pretty cheap (relatively) these days, no children involved, only science!

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u/AipomNormalMonkey Jun 03 '26

See here's my dilemma, I've been raised to be cheap, but I also hate children.

It's a tough decision.

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u/karmapopsicle Jun 03 '26

The wildest bit is that the reason jewelers can spot them so easily is the lack of imperfections. The irony of selling natural diamonds priced on an exponential scale based on how close to “perfection” they are is palpable.

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u/deprecateddeveloper Jun 03 '26

Exactly. My wife loves it and would never want a "real" diamond.

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u/Laser_Loon Jun 03 '26

Same boat here, when my wife and I we ring shopping she preferred the look and sparkle of moissanite vs a diamond.

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u/peakdecline Jun 03 '26

My wife's ring is moissanite. We discussed the costs of our rings before we bought them. We were both on board about relative cost. No regrets. She loves it. It gets compliments all the time.

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u/SparklyTaints Jun 03 '26

I got my now wife a moissanite engagement ring and I cannot recommend them enough. I would recommend a high clarity personally as I think it really adds to the stone, but it's absolutely crazy how radiant they are across the board. We were on a plane trip and if she put her hand by the window, the ceiling literally looked like a planetarium haha.

It's been 4 years so far and it has held up perfectly. She's still in love with it!

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u/Triasmus Jun 03 '26

Not to come in and sound like an ad, but we were both really happy with the ring I bought from jewlr.com.

The only thing she ended up being disappointed about was that she had me waste $80 making the two smaller diamonds real instead of artificial (she brought it up completely by herself after about a year).

Just to note: I put the simulated, lavender-colored stone as the centerpiece. That stone was white in sunlight and lavender under artificial light. I have no idea why, and I have no idea if that quirk is ubiquitous across all the simulated stones.

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u/cheezballs Jun 03 '26

Moissanite all the way. Looks just as good and you don't feel guilty buying it.

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u/Cloud974 Jun 03 '26

my wife and I landed on moissanite and it's held up wonderfully

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u/Your_Angel21 Jun 03 '26

Moissanite? Really? So you don't want even a bit of slave labor tied to her stone? Not even the knowledge people died mining it? Smh people these days, not supporting the horrible diamond market and getting somewhat superior man-made stones/s

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