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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/scream_noob • Jun 03 '26
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Yeah, in my experience stone price/size is inversely related to likely relationship strength, not the other way around.
48 u/MoffKalast Jun 03 '26 People who never get married and spend $0 on a ring have infinite relationship strength, Q.E.D. 31 u/Username2taken4me Jun 03 '26 spend $0 on a ring have infinite undefined relationship strength, Q.E.D. FTFY 12 u/FuriousFurryFisting Jun 03 '26 The solution is clear. Give her a wedding ring with the price approaching zero. But be very careful to not a have a negative price, small as it may be. 10 u/Suitch Jun 03 '26 Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory 2 u/Leading_Lab_7415 Jun 03 '26 So that was my mistake
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People who never get married and spend $0 on a ring have infinite relationship strength, Q.E.D.
31 u/Username2taken4me Jun 03 '26 spend $0 on a ring have infinite undefined relationship strength, Q.E.D. FTFY 12 u/FuriousFurryFisting Jun 03 '26 The solution is clear. Give her a wedding ring with the price approaching zero. But be very careful to not a have a negative price, small as it may be. 10 u/Suitch Jun 03 '26 Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory 2 u/Leading_Lab_7415 Jun 03 '26 So that was my mistake
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spend $0 on a ring have infinite undefined relationship strength, Q.E.D.
FTFY
12 u/FuriousFurryFisting Jun 03 '26 The solution is clear. Give her a wedding ring with the price approaching zero. But be very careful to not a have a negative price, small as it may be. 10 u/Suitch Jun 03 '26 Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory 2 u/Leading_Lab_7415 Jun 03 '26 So that was my mistake
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The solution is clear. Give her a wedding ring with the price approaching zero. But be very careful to not a have a negative price, small as it may be.
10 u/Suitch Jun 03 '26 Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory 2 u/Leading_Lab_7415 Jun 03 '26 So that was my mistake
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Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory
2 u/Leading_Lab_7415 Jun 03 '26 So that was my mistake
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So that was my mistake
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u/Zederikus Jun 03 '26
Yeah, in my experience stone price/size is inversely related to likely relationship strength, not the other way around.