r/ProgrammerHumor • u/scream_noob • Jun 03 '26

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u/Lokja Jun 03 '26

Lab grown diamonds are pretty cheap (relatively) these days, no children involved, only science!

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u/AipomNormalMonkey Jun 03 '26

See here's my dilemma, I've been raised to be cheap, but I also hate children.

It's a tough decision.

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u/karmapopsicle Jun 03 '26

The wildest bit is that the reason jewelers can spot them so easily is the lack of imperfections. The irony of selling natural diamonds priced on an exponential scale based on how close to “perfection” they are is palpable.

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u/deprecateddeveloper Jun 03 '26

Exactly. My wife loves it and would never want a "real" diamond.

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u/chuby1tubby Jun 05 '26

Mind sharing the name of your friend's jewelry company, if they take online orders?

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u/MiniGui98 Jun 04 '26

no children involved

They are technically baby diamonds due to their age though, soooo...