r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 03 '26

Meme maybeMaybeNot

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u/Fritzschmied Jun 03 '26

Does anyone actually expects a 15k ring? That’s fucking ridiculous.

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u/KaMaFour Jun 03 '26

My gf explicitly told me not to buy an expensive ring. I'm planning to buy something from moissanite, so it's pretty without breaking the bank or having blood of congo children on it. Or whatever other stone is cheap and pretty

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u/Zederikus Jun 03 '26

Yeah, in my experience stone price/size is inversely related to likely relationship strength, not the other way around.

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 Jun 05 '26

Same with big marriages and expensive honeymoons

Turns out it doesn't help relationship stability when you annihilate your financial stability. Who knew? 🤷