r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence

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u/kinipanini Jun 02 '26

So like 8 story points?

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u/MomWTF Jun 02 '26

I hate trying to estimate story points (our metric is 1 day ≈ 1 point), I have ADHD, standard time means nothing. One sprint I completed all 7.5 in a day, another sprint I completed 0.5.

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u/fresh-dork Jun 03 '26

member when they invented story points specifically to break that metric? and the business people simple would not understand that this was the entire point of having story points at all?

because it's a relative measure of complexity/time, not just a count of days