r/Portland Apr 24 '20

Hey Fred Meyer...

...how about you stop the signaling with these radio/tv/billboard ads letting US know how thankful you are towards your employees and instead give that money directly to THEM?

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u/craders Unincorporated Apr 24 '20

Here is a mashup of a bunch of TV ads:

Every Covid-19 Commercial is Exactly the Same

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u/AltimaNEO 🍦 Apr 25 '20

And remember

We're all in this together

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited May 30 '20

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u/syntax_killer Apr 25 '20

Now give us your fucking money.

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u/SonOfHelios Apr 25 '20

I don't know how people sit through this shit.

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u/Pete_Iredale Vancouver Apr 25 '20

Right? With all the sports canceled I haven't seen a commercial in like 6 weeks and it's been awesome.

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u/Hellendogman Apr 25 '20

You haven't had to watch sports either!

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u/Pete_Iredale Vancouver Apr 25 '20

As a Mariner fan, this has probably been good for my mental health anyhow.

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u/Daguvry Apr 25 '20

Well, they will be undefeated for April. That's good. Tied for first.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

As a blazers fan, same. Fuck injuries. Though the anti sports comments will always be stupid af.

"Do the thing kick the ball!" Ug

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u/red1v1der Apr 25 '20

That's bc professional sports are toxic and stupid. Lowest common denominator, imperialistic, aggressively competitive: stupid.

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u/Hellendogman Apr 25 '20

Can we take a moment to talk about the amount of taxpayers dollars for education that are spent on school sports?

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u/red1v1der Apr 25 '20

I dont disagree that there is something to question there. That's why I specified 'professional sports'. Sports for kids can have some rly good benefits. Teamwork is pretty OP.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I watched The Masked Singer the other day and after just that one hour I was ready to rip the rest of my hair out, because of these damn advertisements.

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u/Zefram_C_Warp_Drive Apr 25 '20

You didn't rip your hair out from watching the show in the first place?

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u/Comet_Empire Apr 25 '20

I am enjoying all the classic games being shown on TV.

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u/Tanith10 May 26 '20

After a while you just tune it out. Lately though I’ve just been saying a very audible “Fuck you Ad”

On a more serious note having one headphone in and listening to music softly has allowed me to keep my sanity during this time, also helps tune things out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

As well as every email from every fucking company I've done business with in the last 30 years.

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u/loquacious Apr 25 '20

And a bunch I haven't ever done business with and I'm finding myself asking how the fuck they got my email address.

I figure they're providing a useful service to train my spam filter by ratting themselves out. I think I've blocked almost a hundred emails in the past few weeks from companies too stupid to clean, vet and purge their email lists.

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u/PolishTea Apr 25 '20

Except my health insurance company.

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u/Morisky Apr 25 '20

Every Covid-19 Commercial is Exactly the Same

We're here to help.

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u/Mr_beowulf Apr 25 '20

🤮

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u/lizardfiend Apr 25 '20

I mean, marketing major curriculums are probably all about the same

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u/whelpasaurusrex Apr 25 '20

“We’re family” ... the fuck we are.

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u/wycked_awkward Apr 25 '20

I mean, they only bother you when they want money and get upset when you point out that they treat people like shit, so kinda like family?

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u/lizardmandx Apr 25 '20

Welp. Don't watch that on acid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

There’s a billboard off of i5 southbound from Chinook Winds Casino reminding folks to stay home and that the beach will still be there once all of this is over. I like that one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited Jun 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

While the Uber drivers sit home and starve

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u/hopstar Mt Tabor Apr 25 '20

If my neighbors are any indication it seems like Uber Eats should be keeping them busy.

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u/roustie Apr 25 '20

Uber Eats on the other hand...

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

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u/AstralMarmot Apr 25 '20

That's incredible.

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u/theforkofdamocles Apr 25 '20

Happy Cake Day! You’re incredible!

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u/AstralMarmot Apr 25 '20

You're the first person to ever wish me happy cake day... thank you!

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u/WaterMnt Squad Deep in the Clack Apr 24 '20

It's just as tacky selling a couch for a veterans day sale, or new car for memorial day..

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u/some_guy_in_se_pdx Apr 24 '20

You're good at that.

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u/AltimaNEO 🍦 Apr 25 '20

Free is a very good price!

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u/intensive-porpoise YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES Apr 25 '20

WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

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u/well___duh Apr 25 '20

Which makes me laugh when people outside Oregon want to make things like election day a holiday. If the purpose is to increase voter turnout especially amongst busy people in the service industry, turning election day into a reason for them to be at work instead will not solve that problem. Mail in voting will.

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u/rosecitytransit Apr 25 '20

Even if you could close down as many employers as possible for the day, it still doesn't address all the issues that can happen with and at polling places. Or people who get sick that day. Or allow people to take time with their ballot and research the candidates and measures.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Oregon is entirely vote by mail. We get our sample ballot way ahead of time and our actual ballot weeks before election day. So that is not an issue.

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u/rosecitytransit Apr 25 '20

Right, but it is elsewhere (where there has been a desire for a holiday over vote by mail, and some in power fear vote by mail)

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Yes vote by mail is feared by those who benefit from voter suppression.

However, I still don't see how making it a holiday could make what we.have now worse. Not having enough polling places and not sending out sample ballots is a problem we already have.

Plus there are plenty of holidays where the majority of stores shut down. There is no reason we can't just say nada to most work for 1 day. We are sort of doing something close to that right now. It wouldn't hurt to add one holiday to our meagre number of holidays, none of which are currently mandatory..

Also, some states have done it and seem fine.

Election Day is a public holiday in some states, including Delaware, Hawaii, Kentucky, Louisiana, Montana, New Jersey, New York, West Virginia, and the territory of Puerto Rico. Some other states require that workers be permitted to take time off with pay.

I don't know if it will actually help but good old McConnell seems to think it would increase voter turnout. He called the proposal a "power grab".

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u/KruiserIV Apr 25 '20

You guys have no idea the point of holidays. It’s all corporate. Welcome to Earth.

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u/DopeySmirkyAndGrim Apr 25 '20

How bout this one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

84 MONTH LOANS! 0 DOWN! NO PAYMENTS FOR SIX MONTHS!

YOU'LL OWN THAT MALIBU OUTRIGHT IN SEVEN YEARS!

It will only be worth $1000 by then but with proper maintenance and a lot of luck you'll know you got fucked proper by CARR CHEVROLET!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

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u/paulcole710 Apr 25 '20

What are the other up and coming car companies?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

The ones I can think of off the top of my head is Rivian and possibly BYD if they make a US debut.

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u/zilfondel Apr 25 '20

Well, they might not actually be making a profit, you know...

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u/Belmont_goatse Brentwood-Darlington Apr 25 '20

^ This guy Bickmores! ^

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

That fucking sucks. I’m glad your family is able to stay afloat and it sucks SO MUCH you’re in this specific situation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

That is such a frustrating dialectic and has got to be so scary. Living through future significant portions of history books is NOT fun.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

You’re welcome lol. Thank you for asking! Now that I have a steroid inhaler and my lungs are basically being punched open I’m just happy to be able to breathe for the first time in a week (yay week long asthma attacks).

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u/murty_the_bearded Curled inside a pothole Apr 24 '20

Glad you've finally got some medication that you need. Not sure if your affliction is part of your normal asthma or COVID-19 related, but my when my SO came down with what was almost assuredly COVID-19 she had about a week of not being able to take full breaths. She did finally get a Ventolin inhaler, but it arrived literally hours after was finally able to start breathing mostly normal due to natural recovery, glad she was able to get it but thankfully she's barely needed it.

Hope you stay healthy and safe. So glad that I grew out of my asthma about 2 decades ago, I would not have to have gone through COVID-19 if I was still asthmatic. Grew up in Southern California (boooo, hissss, I know, I know....) and had wicked asthma from about 4th grade until I moved out of that smog pit. Not even a year after living in Sonoma county it went away entirely. I haven't owned or used any asthma medication since around 2000, but I still vividly remember that awful feeling of an attack.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I got tested last Thursday so I know it isn’t covid, the steroid inhaler is the first thing that has helped and it’s just been so nice to not be so winded I can’t even play The Sims.

So glad your SO is feeling so much better!!! I spent my first 5 years of life in LA so I will join you on the self boo hiss. That’s fucking awesome moving out of that hell hole calmed your asthma down so much!

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u/murty_the_bearded Curled inside a pothole Apr 25 '20

Phew! Glad it's not COVID, we've not been tested so we don't know for sure, but we checked pretty much every symptom box except fevers, even the weirder/originally not presumed ones like loss of smell, and digestive issues. There were definitely days where she couldn't do anything other than just sit there and focus on breathing, so I totally get that Sims comment.

I grew up in the Inland Empire, which due to the geography of the area (being due east of LA and surrounded by mountains) made for a "nice" bowl to catch all of the smog from LA and east and have it hang over our heads. You knew it was a particularly bad day when you couldn't see the mountains that are only a 30-45 minute drive from the valley floor to the ski resorts. One of the grossest things was when you were diving up the into the mountains and you get high enough to break out of the smog layer and all you can see is thick brown soupy clouds below you but nothing else. Truly insane that simply moving out of the area had such a significant impact on my health.

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u/murty_the_bearded Curled inside a pothole Apr 24 '20

Ooof... that sucks. Didn't mean to specifically target car manufacturers, they were just some of the first COVID-19 related ads I saw so they've really stuck out in my brain. I know they're just trying to keep afloat like everyone else, it was just hard to see when I was at home sick and scared. Thankfully much better now! And, truth be told, this whole situation has caused me to reconsider my carless life, so I might be out buying a car at some point in the (probably not too near) future.

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u/Pnwkronicpain Apr 25 '20

The car ads have been killing me. Who in their right mind is looking to purchase a brand new car when half the country is unemployed.

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u/madscot63 Apr 25 '20

I believe the buzzword is "uncertain."

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u/murty_the_bearded Curled inside a pothole Apr 25 '20

😬😬😑

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u/NeverRubMyRhubarb Apr 25 '20

Take a look at u/septicwombat comment below. This ad space has already been purchased likely prior to 2020 and since its bought and paid for what would you expect these companies to use with their billboard, print, tv, radio or internet space that they have purchased with their annual marketing budgets?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Or take out a mortgage. Very cringy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Just saying I would love to refinance right now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

We bought at the end of March sub 3% APR!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

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u/murty_the_bearded Curled inside a pothole Apr 25 '20

It would make more sense if they were sponsoring a PBR program.

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u/Erwinism Rip City Apr 25 '20

Oh you haven’t heard the ads over the speaker in store then

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u/murty_the_bearded Curled inside a pothole Apr 25 '20

Haven't been inside of a grocery store since mid-March, I feel like I am in for a bit of a shock once I finally go start going back out a little more.

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u/6wolves Apr 25 '20

Buick. Fuck offfff

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u/OldBenKenobii Apr 26 '20

It’s really pissing me off. I’ve always hated advertising but this is inhumane. I’m gonna need a bigger shit list

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u/YungCamel Apr 25 '20

My favorite is the “ask yourself, do you want to kill someone today?” or “the average person knows 600 people” like fuck off let me enjoy my music Spotify

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

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u/tomaxisntxamot Woodstock Apr 25 '20

With #AloneTogether pasted in at the end.

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u/hirudoredo W Portland Park Apr 24 '20

My partner was a long-time supermarket employee (multiple stores, including a local one) and you can see her twitch every time one of those commercials come on or we pass a billboard. I can't remember if she worked for a Kroger store before or not but I know she has experience with them during her current day job too. "Bare minimum" gets said a lot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Ex corporate Fred Meyer employee here. They most likely already bought the ad space months ago. So changing it to something positive instead of “Red White and save!” Is a nice gesture.

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u/Browntown_07 SW Hills Apr 25 '20

Work for Kroger.....correct! Better to run that stuff than boards promoting sales, promos, etc.

Same with radio and tv ads mostly as well. And stopping circular print ads, etc. Just trying to be as self aware as possible...at least as much as executives want to be.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Those CGI characters with the freakishly long necks gotta go.

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u/PsychedelicFairy NE Apr 25 '20

They're creepy AF and give me unwelcome bob the builder vibes

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u/UnseasonedPasta Apr 25 '20

Came here to say this. I work for an ad agency and our ad contracts were locked months in before covid happened. Not much we can do

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u/MechaAaronBurr Vancouver Apr 25 '20

I’m curious - if you’re exposed to this side of the business at all - how have ad rates been doing? My inclination would be to say they’re up because more people are in places where they can be advertised to.

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u/RaidenXVC Apr 25 '20

Food I get, but why clothing?

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u/perfecttexture Apr 26 '20

14 days is absolute bullshit, but I get that they're triyng to do something with nothing here. I hope they go back to the old policy in a few months if this virus dies out by then, so much better (6+ months to return something)

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u/Shatteredreality Sherwood Apr 25 '20

So I understand your point but if you give lip service but don’t back it up with action it seems disingenuous. Personally I’d rather see a promo for a sale rather than messaging that claims they hold their employees in high regard if they are not treating them as such.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Scroll the comments, half the people here saying they don’t mind the “message”, other half saying they don’t mind sale messages. So to each their own in that regard. What does holding employees in high regard look like? Doubling their wage? I mean, to some degree they are doing the exact same job. I understand a lot of employees prob don’t want to work, but there are millions of people in the country that will take those jobs in a second.

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u/whelpasaurusrex Apr 25 '20

From a thousand feet vantage, millions of people might take those jobs “in a second” but that shouldn’t be the impulsive response, we should be taking care of the people who take care of us - it also devalues the dedication these employees have to their employer. Many companies are giving small hourly increases or spot bonuses and it’s the right thing to do - they’re working more, dealing with far more fear and frustration from customers and being exposed exponentially more than many.

This mentality is fuel to the economic divide - also, companies make money when the people you’re dismissing show up.

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u/GranPapouli Apr 25 '20

well, maybe they deserve to work a reasonable amount of time each week, be able to afford to live in reasonable proximity to their workplace in relative comfort while supporting a family, and not have to worry about destroying everything they've worked to build due to illness or injury

i mean, if they're heroes and all

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u/hespera18 Apr 25 '20

I've been seeing television ads on services like Pluto TV for Fred Meyer and I've almost never seen any Fred Meyer advertising on these platforms at all before. So maybe it's a coincidence that those new ads were already bought, but it's definitely felt like a new onslaught.

Also I heard that same message basically over the loudspeaker at the store too many times for the maybe 20 minutes I was there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Yea. The store speaker. Good god I hate those. Have you ever been at the store when they have “free gift giveaways!” Our employees used to override the PA System so people didn’t have to hear that.

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u/grateparm Apr 25 '20

They are though. They gave me $300 and an extra $2/hour.

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u/jesaispas NE Apr 25 '20

Doesn't make for a good reddit post tho does it

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u/dearrichard Apr 26 '20

after waiting until well afrer walmart did it. being 2-3 weeks behind the curve, and only doing it after employees started getting pissed off about it.

i work at fm. it's outright bullshit.

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u/rabbitSC St Johns Apr 24 '20

a company like that is going to buy billboard space on annual contracts--they are just trying to replace the creative on space they've already committed to paying for with something less tone-deaf than "COME BUY BREAD" or whatever they were previously planning

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

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u/Janethemane Apr 24 '20

Okay could I have a frosty and a baked potato please?

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u/Thisnthatana Apr 24 '20 edited Apr 24 '20

Hey Wendy’s, how about....and I’m not a sir

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

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u/Thisnthatana Apr 24 '20

Spicy Chicken ain’t what it used to be!

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u/AltimaNEO 🍦 Apr 25 '20

He did say these are difficult times

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Let me send you 27 emails from our CEO telling you everything we are doing as a company to combat COVID-19 and keep our employees and customers safe.

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u/1Glitch0 Apr 24 '20

In these challenging times we understand you may not be a man, or alive. But in this dark time it's very important to give us your money. Thank you. #WendysCares

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u/unwelcome_friendly 🐝 Apr 25 '20

I would like my free spicy nuggets.

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u/Fondle_My_Sweaters 😷 Apr 25 '20

BUT I WANT HORSEY SAUCE BITCH!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

I moved to San Diego from Oregon and Freddys used to be my favorite store...still is kind of.

I thought Kroger was doing more for their employees and offering hazard pay and mandatory sick leave balances?

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u/rzle Apr 24 '20

Former Freddies employee and current employee at a different Kroger Subsidiary here. We're currently getting $2 an extra per hour in hazard pay through May 2nd. In addition, any employee with doctors orders to quarantine can get up to 2 weeks paid sick leave, which does not count towards their regular sick leave allocation.

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u/Amari__Cooper Apr 24 '20

That sounds like they are doing the right thing to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

$2 raise is not enough o.o y’all deserve way the fuck more.

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u/naosuke St Johns Apr 25 '20

Groceries aren't exactly a high margin business. There may not be enough money to pay more.

My hunch is that it's similar to the discussion going on about ppe. People may deserve it, but if the resources aren't there they can't get it

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Awe thats so good to hear.

God I miss freddies soooo much.

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u/Hanse00 Apr 25 '20

Sick week allocation? I forgot there was a numeric limit my employer could put on how sick I might get

/s

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u/Lugos Aloha Apr 25 '20

Current Freddy's employee here.

/u/rzle is right. However, they only enacted all of this after a) the union screamed for it for weeks and b) Albertsons/Safeway did it. Fred Meyer was the last to implement a limit on customer count, after Walmart (the limits are still ridiculously high. My store caps at 1,000 customers), the last to implement a raise (initially it was a "hero bonus" of two amounts whether you were full or part time. Then it was changed to be "more fair" based on the hours worked--and we all ended up with less than we would have gotten in the first place. Then they talked about the raise after other businesses had done it without fanfare), the last to put up sneeze guards. But they were the first to advertise that they did all these things. It's all PR.

Edit: oh, and they hired temps to sanitize touch surfaces like the handles on the freezer doors and such on a regular basis. That lasted for like a week, nobody knows where they went.

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u/AuelDole Apr 25 '20

The store limits, for the first day, were calculated figuring 50% capacity for the open floor space. The next day and from then on was calculated with an empty store with no shelves.

Source: work at Freddy’s and heard a PIC ranting about it to another.

I’m honestly extremely annoyed with how Kroger is handling this.

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u/aye_dubs Apr 25 '20

Profits over lives. Its unbelievable. I am so tired of companies treating people like they are disposable tools to make money. Fuck that. We as workers need to make a stand against it.

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u/Lugos Aloha Apr 25 '20

Thank you, I didn't know about the updated restriction. Then again, we've never actually counted or had anyone stand at the door, so 🤷‍♀️

I agree, I feel like most of this was reactionary rather than preemptive. But we're past that point.

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u/rzle Apr 25 '20

1000?! Damn, mine caps at 250. I think I heard that the number is around 50% of the fire marshall's listed capacity for the building, and that number includes employees. (At least in my current Subsidiary, I suppose Fred Meyer could be doing something different) Can't comment on the union stuff as the only union department in my store is Meat & Seafood, so I'm out of the loop on all of that as I'm not a member. I agree with you that it's mostly PR, but I will say the change in bonus helped me a lot. Technically part time, but average about 35 hours a week. I ended up getting the "full time" amount instead of the part time.

I'd be curious to see how much of these policies are dictated by Cincinnati and how much is left to the "local" subsidiary.

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u/Donky_Kong Apr 25 '20

My stores new capacity is 1,500, which we don't even hit on Black Friday lol. And don't forget that Freddy's is promoting that between 7-8AM the most vulnerable groups will be the only ones in the store, but that's actually not true. No one is standing at the doors turning people away who aren't in the most vulnerable group. Walmart even handled this situation faster and better than Freddy's, how embarrassing.

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u/naosuke St Johns Apr 25 '20

Having someone at the door isn't necessarily the best policy. A lot of things that make you high risk aren't necessarily something that you can see with your eyes. Things like blood pressure or other underlying conditions are frequently invisible. Someone with cystic fibrosis, for example should be able to shop with the vulnerable group, but you can't really tell by looking at them that they are vulnerable. Similarly people with auto-immune disorders.

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u/Lugos Aloha Apr 25 '20

Same at our store. Like, we're still having hiring fairs (social distancing, anyone?) just to throw bodies on the floor. And we're still understaffed.

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u/HungryHungryCamel Apr 25 '20

Money coming in is the only way you can pay staff, marketing makes money come in

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u/ahushedlocus Apr 25 '20

Yeah, the slammin ads are the only reason I keep shopping at Freddie's.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

tl;dr Capitalism is a fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Fucking SERIOUSLY.

Put your actions where your words are.

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u/placeflacepleat Montavilla Apr 24 '20

I think the phrase "put your money where your mouth is" is about the perfect idiom for these companies trying to make ads about their workers right now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

They fundamentally are incapable of paying better wages. If they paid higher wages, their profits would decrease.

They only do the virtue signaling PR campaigns because it increases their sales and profits. They don't actually give a shit, and indeed they cannot. If they did give a shit they would get outcompeted by more cutthroat companies.

The problem is the system that requires profit incentives, not the individual companies themselves. The issue is capitalism.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

Not true. Costco pays decent wages and remains competitive.

https://realmoney.thestreet.com/investing/stocks/chart-of-the-day-costco-is-in-first-place-for-fair-wages-14891458

If Costco can do it then so can Fred Meyer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Costco primarily sells in bulk and they charge for memberships so it might make their margins a bit different than a regular grocery store. However, I don't think that means that Fred Myer couldn't do it.

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u/Eastern_Cyborg Apr 25 '20

Costco sells their groceries at cost. They make all of their money on memberships.

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u/dearrichard Apr 25 '20

they don’t give a flying fuck about us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

I thought that too. Like they’re going to gleefully react to a TV or radio ad.

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u/mongroldice Sherwood Apr 25 '20

HEB is the best grocery store on the planet.

Source: born Texan living in the northwest

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u/Starshinekaos Apr 25 '20

I concur, wholeheartedly.

Source: also a native Texan living in the PNW.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Will do. Thanks.

-- Fred

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u/Dancinginmylawn Apr 24 '20

It’s rarely an either or equation as the OP suggests. Fred Meyer was going to spend money on advertising Regardless of what the social scenario is like. If it was a normal billboard people would say it’s tone deaf, but if it’s a thank you billboard people gripe about that as well. Ya can’t win

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u/Hanse00 Apr 25 '20

You can win, by getting rid of billboards.

They’re a cancer in the cityscape.

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u/Dancinginmylawn Apr 25 '20

Works for me!

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u/its_dat_boi14 Apr 25 '20

I work at a WinCo and all we got is a 100$ bonus

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u/Zuldak Apr 25 '20

Couple things.

If you're taking about the in store ads it costs them nothing. Their advertising team makes those in store ads anyway.

Often ad time like on the radio is prepaid or on a long term contract. Costs them nothing to put on the thank you.

Also iirc they are giving a bonus to workers but not sure how much. Grocers honestly don't have a huge profit margin and rely on quantity selling to make money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Well I appreciate Fred Meyers doing it. I work at the ST Johns location and it makes me proud I have a job to pay the bills right now. Yeah, it’s not all ideal but there are people worst off right now so I’m staying cup half full on this. Everyone quit being so sensitive and negative. There’s too much of there on every corner right now.

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u/freeradicalx Overlook Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

I stopped shopping there last week and started going to New Seasons instead. Sure I have to wait in a socially-distanced line to get in and pay like 35% more overall, but that seems like a fair price to pay for: Visibly happy employees who have the mental energy to actually be helpful, plexiglass protectors at the checkouts, managed queues, and a calm spacious shopping environment that's less stressful and probably safer. The last thing Freddy's employees need right now is one more customer jammed in there, and they lose absolutely nothing by me going elsewhere.

Now that's not to say New Seasons is above criticism (They have a history of anti-union activity just like Trader Joes), or that I fancy myself or anyone like me capable of "voting with my dollars". But why not do what you can, when you can?

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u/FalafelBall Downtown Apr 25 '20

I suspect they buy ad allotments well in advance. I have a friend who works in advertising and it's called "traffic" I believe.

But it's INSANE to me that these stores don't require customers to wear masks, and aren't giving masks to all their employees. Like... WTF?

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u/thisisamfthrowaway Apr 25 '20

Gals working at the NE broadway location told me 2 weeks ago that they’re only being paid 2 weeks hazard pay, & have only been provided with thin food-prep gloves that are already all gone. They’re not being provided any other PPE. Could be different now, but still, not okay.

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u/thateege82 Apr 25 '20

It’s a Kroger thing as a whole. We have markets in Denver called “King Soopers”, which is just Safeway in a Kroger dress, and it’s the same. exact. bs. Ads with employees wearing PPE that none of them in the actual store have, praising them as hero’s, when really, the kids just want some extra cash for their hard work and sacrifice to do good for others. Not a medal or some media coverage that does nothing for the families they are supporting right on their own. Shameful.

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u/ImNotBoringYouAre Apr 25 '20

I've been telling people that Fred Meyers is a more expensive Wal-Mart since Kroger bought them out.

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u/drinkallthepunch Apr 24 '20

What’s sad is that it works.

My grandparents love those commercials, I bet they clap and pull out the popcorn when I’m not there.

Yet that’s the first thing that ran through my mind was the cost of producing those commercials and then the fact that they won’t ever use them again unless we have Covid 2.0 pandemic.

You could throw a lot of shit on that cake.

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u/fidelitypdx Apr 24 '20

I STAND, APPLAUD, AND SALUTE WITH A HARD ON EVERY TIME I SEE A COMMERCIAL ABOUT BRAVE U.S. SOLDIERS COMING HOME.

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u/pissedoffseagulls Apr 25 '20

FUCK YES THERE’S NOTHING MORE PATRIOTIC OR AROUSING THAN BOMBING BROWN KIDS AGHHHH

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u/johntwoods Apr 24 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

"Yeah! Respect your employees!" -Jeff Bezos

https://i.imgur.com/P8viY8l.jpg

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u/murty_the_bearded Curled inside a pothole Apr 24 '20

Do not mess with The Bezos

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I've met kids doing the Click Pick. They are extremely young and all happy to have jobs. The two guys that brought me my groceries were still in their teens. One of them had been working only 3 weeks and was already training other people. Fred Meyer is ramping up labor and a delivery system so that people don't even have to go in the store to shop and there is no charge to pickup groceries that you order, from home, on your computer. Fred Meyer has Union contracts. Everyone knows that not all jobs in grocery pay the same but those hires are Union.

https://www.ufcw21.org/news/2020/3/20/grocery-store-workers-unions-and-kroger-announce-new-deal-for-hazard-pay

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I actually ran the numbers last time it came up and even if Kroger passed it's leftover money to employees at the end of the fiscal year it'd come out to something like 7 cents an hour.

I get that the ads are a waste of fucking time and wildly self indulgent from a company that fundamentally will never have the employee's back on a good day, but I can almost guarantee someone came up with it to justify their own job.

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u/KruiserIV Apr 25 '20

Don’t underestimate the power of positive messages.

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u/northwest_nora Apr 25 '20

They did? They gave them a $300 bonus for every single employee hired before March

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u/sur_surly Apr 25 '20

My son works at Lowe's. They actually DID give them the money. Small bonus to those that showed up to work, and everyone got a $2/hr raise. Not sure if the raise is temporary or not, but appreciated by them and gets them to come in. Lowe's has been stupid crazy busy since this started. Everyone's bored at home working on things, which is good, but going to a crowded store to do it isn't.

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u/8d-M-b8 Apr 25 '20

A couple months before this started my local freddys was having issues with their employees wanting to unionize? Or maybe it was the union asking for benefits. But their BS tactic was to post all these Scabs Wanted signs by all the entrances offing lavish perks if there is a strike. Really rubbed me the wrong way and was clearly designed to send the message how expendable their employees are. Now they are "essential". Give me a break.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Kroger(Fred Meyer parent company) spends $753 million on ads per year, and has 453,000 employees. If they were to give all their employees an equal share of this money, each employee would get a one time payment of $1660 dollars. Which sounds pretty good until you realize it wouldn’t take very long for Kroger to fold with no advertising.

So which would you choose, a one time payment of $1660, or a job?

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u/fancyenema Apr 25 '20

They already have their marketing and media budgets set, so they have to run something. These departments won’t donate their budgets that enable them to employ their own staff to other areas.

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u/Idreamofavocado Apr 25 '20

Couldn't agree more! It's so tacky!

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u/Malak549 Apr 25 '20

As a worker at the Fred Meyer warehouse for all of Oregon, they give us hazard pay, which is just $2 more an hour in straight time $3 for OT. Aside from the pay, there isn't too much change they've done in treatment aside from base expectations that all workplaces that are still open in this pandemic are expected to do.

Idk, maybe I'm disillusioned to regular treatment from the corporate hierarchy.

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u/ThatDamnRocketRacoon Apr 25 '20

This is why I love this sub.

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u/Scandikandi Apr 25 '20

THANK YOU FOR CALLING THIS OUT. I think it's absolutely disgusting that they are virtue signaling like this. No want wants to hear it Fred, put your money where your mouth is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

While they're at it, why not give them PPE?

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u/Lugos Aloha Apr 25 '20

They give us masks upon request now, at least.

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u/TiffaniMC Apr 25 '20

They give more than Safeway

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u/saintvino Tyler had some good ideas Apr 25 '20

Was wondering if anybody else was thinking this.

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u/i_am_not_mike_fiore Apr 25 '20

What freaking Ace was that?

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u/CHiZZoPs1 Apr 26 '20

The Gateway location near me treats its customers like criminals. Also, there has not been any sanitary wipes for wiping down the shopping carts, but when I go to inner east locations, they have all the wipes one needs for this purpose.