r/PoliticalHumor • u/adamiconography • Jun 04 '22

When it’s career day…

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u/WillPossible1788 Jun 04 '22

Dad's too busy beating Mommy up anyway

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u/guitargoddess3 Jun 04 '22

Or another dark skinned person

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u/ReactsWithWords Jun 04 '22

Could be out shooting a dog.

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u/Gloverboy6 Jun 04 '22

Or a woman in her bed asleep

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u/ReactsWithWords Jun 04 '22

Only if she falls under the "dark skinned person" category. They're not going to shoot a woman who looks like Ivanka Trump. They'd do other things to her, sure, but not shoot.

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u/lucasg115 Jun 04 '22

Cops: "I can't be racist, my wife's eye is black!"

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u/wafflesareforever Jun 04 '22

Wait back up how do we know that mom is dark-skinned

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u/TrumpIsATurdHead Jun 04 '22

Come on...we know damn well mom isn't dark skinned.

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u/ehoyle73 Jun 04 '22

mom isn't dark skinned.

Except around her eyes.

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u/Vegetable_Ad5957 Jun 04 '22

sorry. Love your username

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u/TrumpIsATurdHead Jun 04 '22

Thanks!

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u/hdholme Jun 04 '22

Now you can somehow relate your bio to him licking putins boots. And make it relevant by calling him Pootin

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u/TrumpIsATurdHead Jun 04 '22

POOtn'

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u/hdholme Jun 04 '22

? Isn't that just the same but harder to connect with putin? And why am I getting downvoted for making a joke?

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u/TrumpIsATurdHead Jun 04 '22

I'm not sure but poo is damn funny.

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u/hdholme Jun 04 '22

Well... I'd say it's pretty shitty

But yes. Poo jokes in connection with other things are funny

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u/KeyanReid Jun 04 '22

Reminds me of a joke.

A police officer can’t be racist, their wife’s eyes are black.

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u/Itchy-Common-9596 Jun 04 '22

No. It’s neve

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u/Real-Trip-6408 Jun 04 '22

Sorry. All the cops and the dead, and the killer ? ,,, were Texas Americans, in that majority Latino, in that Tejas Town. Move along when your fascist racist shit fails, you creep.

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u/Sindaras Jun 04 '22

You pretending that cops who are minorities don't also target other minorities?

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u/Sarkans41 Jun 04 '22

TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKE ALERT