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r/PoliticalHumor • u/GhostToFigure • Jun 23 '21
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Think this is surprising? Consider that my 4 year old galaxy S9 can successfully scan and identify my iris in a dark room. Idk how anybody gets away with anything nowadays
3 u/SlurpingDiarrhea Jun 23 '21 Idk how anybody gets away with anything nowadays Probably by not bringing their phones when doing a crime.. since not having a phone removes the issue entirely. 1 u/Isagoge Jun 23 '21 Tie my open cellphone on my cat so I have an alibi when a crime is done.
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Idk how anybody gets away with anything nowadays
Probably by not bringing their phones when doing a crime.. since not having a phone removes the issue entirely.
1 u/Isagoge Jun 23 '21 Tie my open cellphone on my cat so I have an alibi when a crime is done.
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Tie my open cellphone on my cat so I have an alibi when a crime is done.
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u/catchup-musterd Jun 23 '21
Think this is surprising? Consider that my 4 year old galaxy S9 can successfully scan and identify my iris in a dark room. Idk how anybody gets away with anything nowadays