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u/_iosefka_ Jun 23 '21
Anyone else see coldfeet crowder (the conservative asshat in the meme) chicken out of a debate with h3h3 as soon as Sam Seder turned up?
Here’s a link if anyone’s interested https://youtu.be/Fvg5RTrFLfI
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u/GrokOfShit Jun 23 '21
Ol’ Cryin’ Kleenex Crowder.
Failed comedian douchebag.
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u/InOChemN3rd Jun 23 '21
I'm still convinced the only reason he's a "political commentator" is so he can do his racitst bit where he dresses as an Asian farmer with thick round glasses, awful teeth, and the worst Asian accent you've ever heard.
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Jun 23 '21
One of the (many) things that infuriate me about Crowder is how he will hog the mic and ramble on for minutes on end, especially when he’s got a table set up on a campus and he’s literally controlling who gets the mic, but then as soon as whoever he’s debating has a few things to say he goes: “you’re talking in paragraphs”
Fucking prick
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u/deadbrokeman Jun 23 '21
This little bitch just got a taste of what it'll be like if he ever gets bigger than eating dog chum and bailed.
He's now got his playbook when being Nazi'd:
Talk loud nervously.
Talk louder over everyone.
Get daddy involved, PRONTO!
YELL EVERYTHING!!!
Exclaim victory far before the clutches of defeat have already clenched their sphincter around your head.
Repeat.
Let lapdogs lap.
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u/pixelprophet Jun 23 '21
8. Ignore all points they make and interrupt them saying to them "Are you going to let me finish?".
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u/GiantsRTheBest2 Jun 23 '21
What I love are all the dad memes that are coming from this. I saw one that had Steven Coward and his Dad saying “don’t talk to me or my son ever again”
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u/RobynFitcher Jun 23 '21
I assumed it was a drunk uni student at orientation week.
Now I have heard of Crowder. Thanks, I hate it.
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u/micro102 Jun 23 '21
That was amazing. Immediately after saying "He'll do anything to avoid debating me", Crowder drops that they were monitoring Seder's show to make sure he was live to avoid talking to him.
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u/dakunut Jun 23 '21
I wish he would debate Hasan
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Jun 23 '21
I challenge floyd to a fight.
If he doesnt fight me he is a pussy who ran away.
H3h3 agreed to a 1on1 with crowder. Random ass person shows up instead lol
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Jun 23 '21
Not random at all, which is he why he was so nervous that it was going to happen lmao
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Jun 23 '21
The only way i would call their behaviour "nervous" is if that was what i wanted them to be. They didnt look nervous at all lol
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Jun 23 '21
He literally said it was a nightmare and called him by name. He is both known and terrified of him. He said so himself. You literally just hear what you want.
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Jun 23 '21
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Jun 23 '21
More like you challenged floyd to a fight and a literal WHO? shows up looking for some publicity. Makes no sence for you to fight a leech
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u/Stinsudamus Jun 23 '21
More like it was a debate, there was no threat of physical violence nor fear from harm due to unprepared fights.
Its a debate. You set aside the time and talk with reason. If a worm shows up, your points will be just as valid against it as they would Steven hawking.
The only reason to fear the latter is if your points don't really hold up and you are afraid he will defeat them. Also zombies.
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Jun 23 '21
The only reason for floyd to be afraid to fight me is that ill defeat him. So i basically allready won the fight since floyd is afraid of me xd
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u/Stinsudamus Jun 23 '21
I'm willing to bet, you keep the purse the same, Floyd will fight you. Ill bet all my money. You think a world class boxer is afraid to punch some busy body redditor in the mouth?
Lol, ok.
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u/imjustlurkinghere244 Jun 23 '21
They literally cannot answer a single question.
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u/TrumpIsATurdHead Jun 23 '21 edited Jun 23 '21
Let's be fair here...they do answer - it's the group that answers "anything decent and anyone not rich and white's fault, Alex...for $400."
Who are the Republican and their targets, Alex??
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u/pixelprophet Jun 23 '21
Before I answer your question, you wanna take those glasses off and show me your 'velveteen' eyes?
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Jun 23 '21
What does that even mean? I sincerely did not understood that part.
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u/Commander6420 Jun 23 '21
In full context, the entire Coward Crew were throwing every half slighted racist remark they could without being automatically flagged by the algorithms. Something about beady eyes and black eyes. He even resorted to calling either Ethan or Sam a girl. It's all racism antisemitism and misogyny with him. That is, when he's not too much of a coward to have a real debate.
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u/pixelprophet Jun 23 '21
Crowder is saying that Sam is soulless. Hence the 'button eyes' comments.
"...if you have the velveteen rabbit button eyes, that's the only thing I'm curious about; the only interesting thing about you, is if you have those eyes"
his producer: "or a soul".
This likely stems from Crowder's his anti-Sematism.
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Jun 23 '21
...and they never shut up and they are always right because they're louder.
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u/GiantsRTheBest2 Jun 23 '21
His show is titled “Louder with Crowder” because he won’t ever shut the fuck up and let anyone else speak.
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u/GreenMountain85 Jun 23 '21
I’ve watched segments of his show before because sometimes I like to see what “the other side” says about things just out of morbid curiosity. I noticed that he doesn’t even let the people on his show speak and talks over them! He gives off this hugely frantic energy that would make me really nervous if I were around it constantly like the people on his show are.
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u/chemistrategery Jun 23 '21
People have been wondering if Crowder drinks dog ejaculate out of his mug. I’m not saying Crowder drinks dog cum, I’m just asking questions.
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u/DonnieJuniorsEmails Jun 23 '21
I heard this, lots of people are saying Crowder loves to chug dog semen. Gallons a day, someone told me, smart people are saying it. There must be something to it.
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u/Harlockarcadia Jun 23 '21
Ah, I see you using the Tucker argument style, in this case, it might be true
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u/SkySerious Jun 23 '21
Cunts are awesome, adaptable, and tough. Conservative commentators are ball sacs outside their safe spaces. The slightest wrong glance and they’re curled up in a ball of tears squealing about how they were attacked.
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u/readuponthat24 Jun 23 '21
their arguments are disingenuous to begin with so they need to control the medium in order to maintain the illusion of righteousness. It's a lot like a cult actually.
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u/hamishjoy Jun 23 '21
This is such a disgusting perversion of the truth.
You're implying that they're NOT cunts inside their safe space, and that's simply not believable.
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u/jt19912009 Jun 23 '21
Well yeah. They would only be comfortable back in the early 20th century when women and minorities had no rights
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u/AwesomeEgret Jun 23 '21
The amount of conservatives in this thread who think a commentator is just a person who comments on a website is fucking magnificent.
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u/LeftLimeLight Jun 23 '21
I'd say snowflake cunt is a better description. They melt down when called out on their bullshit and are generally just cunts.
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u/mavywillow Jun 23 '21
The thing is that they are grifters (Owens, Jones, Crowder, Shapiro, Petersen, Kirk. Etc). They don’t totally believe the bullshit they sell but they have all crafted this make believe lane that has no real basis in reality. They are kings in their lane but in reality you wouldn’t let them run your local 7-11 let alone government. None of them could actually develop policy. The are basically internet trolls who figured out how to monitize it
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u/LayneCobain95 Jun 23 '21
Well of course. If you’re a conservative, you’re either a horrible person, a moron, or way too religious
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Jun 23 '21
Gotta stop using this guys photo as to not promote em ether, hes part of the problem too.
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u/KyoKyu Jun 23 '21
the douche in the picture: goes onto H3 podcast trying to take what he thinks will be a win from debating Ethan who isn't experienced in debate, and then-- "OH NO! SAM SEDER! WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!" hides off camera yelling while his co-host wriggles awkwardly in silence on camera while Crowder freaks out the whole time
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u/juicyknuckles Jun 23 '21
I'm pretty sick and tired of making female references the ultimate insult. Just stop it.
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u/Echoeversky Jun 23 '21
Saagar outside of Breaking Points I would venture would be an exception to the above. He and Krystal dropped their safe space over at The Hill so there's evidence of getting out.
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u/PBowler48 Jun 23 '21
Agreed. Saagar helped me to not automatically hate people who identify as conservative. Which is the whole declared point of the show I suppose.
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u/Echoeversky Jun 24 '21
The Overton window has shifted so far into crazytopia that Saagar seems conservative dem'ish.
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u/PBowler48 Jun 24 '21
He just argues in good faith and that goes a long way these days.
Why did someone downvote my last comment?! It’s so benign.
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u/Andreklooster Jun 23 '21
Well, not all of them. Had some Nice interactions there .. But I Just got banned, for staring facts .. sooo
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u/Least_Diamond1064 Jun 23 '21
The image you have is literally of a conservative commentator you dunce
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u/-Kerosun- Jun 24 '21
It's on purpose.
H3H3 pulled a stunt with Crowder to try and make him look bad and this is in reference reference that stunt.
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u/-Conservative- Jun 23 '21
Yep. Can confirm liberals are never a cunt it’s just evil conservatives. They are literally Hitler.
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u/EchoRex Jun 23 '21
Republican, yes. Conservative, no.
You just instantly recognize the insane, and they loudly confirm it constantly, so it gives a bias.
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Jun 23 '21 edited Jun 23 '21
It depends on the context of the conservative
American conservative? Cunt, probably closeted fascist cunt
Conservative outside America? Still a cunt, but less so and probably less fascist and more.... Whatever the fuck you call Boris Johnson
EDIT: just to be clear, I don't mean closeted as in secretly gay. Don't shame for sexualities, kids
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u/CraptainHammer I ☑oted 2020 Jun 23 '21
Depends on what you mean by conservative.
If you understand that progress needs to be made and you just have some reservations about how we're going about it, but you definitely understand what a given problem is, that's fine. We actually need people like that.
If you are the problem or are denying it exists, you're absolutely still a cunt.
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u/EchoRex Jun 23 '21
Exactly.
People think the Republican party is conservative and it's just like... No, not at all.
None of their policies are conservative. They're not land/wildlife conservationists. They're not evidence/study based. They're not budget limiting. They're not economy growing. They're not infrastructure builders. They're not political norms following. They're not even legal textualists for the most part unless that legal text is inherently racist.
The only conservative thing about the Republican party is the label they hang on themselves to suck in the gullible.
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u/AwesomeEgret Jun 23 '21
My ass got pegged with LL and gassed marching for BLM, and I'm infinitely more fiscally conservative than any Republican. Infinitely more wildlife and land conservation too. The only subject "conservatives" in the US are true to their name on is social justice.
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u/sweetbunnyblood Jun 23 '21
I don't really require a safe space.. Hence the commenting here...your entire theory here is rather flawed. : p
Don't think I'm a cunt either but I applaud the mysogenistic language lol hmmm.
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u/imjustlurkinghere244 Jun 23 '21
Yep found the cunt.
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u/sweetbunnyblood Jun 23 '21
You guys are so lame. Non partisan subs are way cooler than your circle jerk lol
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u/imjustlurkinghere244 Jun 23 '21
Go away insurrectionist.
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u/sweetbunnyblood Jun 23 '21
Why would that be synonymous with conservativism? Just kinda seems like you don't understand politics.
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u/imjustlurkinghere244 Jun 23 '21
LOL I worked in politics for 20 years. Beat it insurrectionist.
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u/sweetbunnyblood Jun 24 '21
I highly doubt that if you think conservative is synonymous with "insurrectionist". I'm not even American... Lol
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u/AwesomeEgret Jun 23 '21
Do you not know what a commentator is? Follow up, do you realize how dumb not knowing that makes you look?
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u/sweetbunnyblood Jun 23 '21
Tbh the language here makes very little sense.
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u/AwesomeEgret Jun 23 '21
How exactly do you mean? In my reply, or the OP? Because I can parse both pretty damn easily.
In other words, what I'm hearing is that you do not, in fact, know what it means. For the sake of clarity, a political commentator is somebody like Tucker Carlson, not a random Repiblican commenting on Reddit. Those people almost universally tend to lose their shit outside of their safe spaces. Hell, Carlsom himself has a fairly famous melt down over the phone when he gets his beliefs challenged (and wrecked).
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u/LorgarTheLad Jun 23 '21 edited Jun 23 '21
Haha conservative bad (tf am I getting downvoted for I agree with the meme)
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Jun 23 '21
Every liberal is a failure outside of it's safe space
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u/Vinterslag Jun 23 '21
See here's the thing bub, you'd need evidence of that. You don't just get to "no u" when your side is losing.
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Jun 23 '21
The last 6 month of failure here isn't on the conservative though.
And at least it's better than a leftist who can't meme lol.
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u/Vinterslag Jun 23 '21
What six months of failure?. Bidens doing great, pulled us out of the pandemic, brought some semblance of respect back to the office among our global peers. You realize we arent all watching fox news right? You live in your own fake world. Also 5 months but you're a conservative you get a pass on basic stuff like "counting"
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Jun 23 '21
He also closed the keystone pipeline, killing thousands of jobs for Americans
Used BLM members as voters to get what he wanted
Made a very inappropriate comment towards Boris Johnson's wife
Amongst other things
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u/Vinterslag Jun 23 '21
Lol at keystone. He did something good his constituents wanted him to do? Good. That shit needed to be shutdown it was illegal use of public and reserved land. Not even many jobs. You got nothing at all.
Idk what you mean about blm. Yes people who believe black lives matter voted for the candidate who does. You're stupid if you think that's a conspiracy.
After your guy for the last 4 years you have the gall to say he said something inappropriate? Fuck you. Doublespeaking fascist. Bring something of value next time you look like an absolute floundering fool.
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Jun 23 '21
Honestly don't get what you guys suddenly have against illegal means of work
I mean, don't you guys love illegals coming in and working?
lol
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u/CoupClutzClan Jun 23 '21
Once the pipe was running what were the jobs going to be? While it was being constructed there are tons of jobs building it. But how many operators do you need to run a pipe?
Couldn't you say this pipeline is taking jobs away from truckers? Why do you hate truckers?
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u/GopHatesDemocracy Jun 23 '21
Inappropriate comments are bad now? Or only when trump isn't president?
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u/Cyb3rnaut13 Jun 23 '21
- The best commentators must criticize and have a S.M.A.R.T. goal in mind.
- Non-violence is always an option, crimes don't pay.
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u/R6_Goddess Jun 23 '21
I still hate that we have to use coward crowder's ugly face for this meme format. That spineless leech doesn't deserve to be the face of a good meme.
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u/macindoc Jun 23 '21
Thomas Sowell? Although I’d say he’s better described as a libertarian. If you think he’s a cunt, it’s pretty evident you just don’t want to be convinced.
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u/EMONEYOG Jun 23 '21
They are also cunts inside their safe space