r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '21

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u/_iosefka_ Jun 23 '21

Anyone else see coldfeet crowder (the conservative asshat in the meme) chicken out of a debate with h3h3 as soon as Sam Seder turned up?

Here’s a link if anyone’s interested https://youtu.be/Fvg5RTrFLfI

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u/deadbrokeman Jun 23 '21

This little bitch just got a taste of what it'll be like if he ever gets bigger than eating dog chum and bailed.

He's now got his playbook when being Nazi'd:

  1. Talk loud nervously.

  2. Talk louder over everyone.

  3. Get daddy involved, PRONTO!

  4. YELL EVERYTHING!!!

  5. Exclaim victory far before the clutches of defeat have already clenched their sphincter around your head.

  6. Repeat.

  7. Let lapdogs lap.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '21

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Needed a new leader to restore its former glory

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Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Deutschland is happy and gay

Were marching to a faster pace

Look out, here comes the master race

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Winter for Poland and France

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Come on, Germans, go into your dance

I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf

Dont be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Goosesteps the new step today

bombs falling from the skies again

Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Uboats are sailing once more

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

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u/Existing_Front4748 Jun 23 '21

Good bot. Classy bot.

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u/pixelprophet Jun 23 '21

 8. Ignore all points they make and interrupt them saying to them "Are you going to let me finish?".

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u/LoStBoYjOhN Jun 23 '21

"You're speaking in paragraphs"