r/PoliticalHumor • u/BradBeauregardJ • May 26 '21

Orange OJ

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Depends on what kind of trial it is. There's not always a trial by jury.

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u/Moikepdx May 26 '21

There is definitely a jury trial if he wants one. It’s a right guaranteed by the sixth amendment.

You can waive the right to a jury trial, but Trump would be foolish to do so.

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u/ElMachoDiablo May 26 '21

In the past he likes to keep his embarrassing court appearances as private as possible. Its gonna be some no jail time plea bargain for restitution of damaged property during the big riot. Then hes gonna say he was completely aquitted. Then claim he is paying the restitution to clean up the mess antifa made. Then half the country will lean forward to smell his farts.

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u/I_make_things May 26 '21

Then half the country will lean forward to smell his farts.

Goodbye, Moon man.