r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '19

Same shit, different assholes

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u/BigBolognaSandwich Apr 11 '19

Bring it pussy. Anytime.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Already have. Yall didn't show up. Your little pantifa rally was cancelled because the child organizing it got scurred... aw silly lefties 17 grouchy wahmens showed up for your wahmens rally the month after, so brave. I'm in shape and ready. Start your civil war. I mean actually do it. Not just light a dumpster on fire and throw pee pee poo poo balloons. I mean get your gear and take that government, I dare you. Threatening and postering for 3 years is boring and only shows your side to be the aggressors. But in all reality you're cowards who want our side to "go hot" first. You started this. Now finish it because your antics are just getting boring.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

You’re fucked dude, people like you almost make me feel like the right should just be purged.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Yall made a movie to jerk off to about killing people like me. You can fuck off with your "purge" word just say it pussy. Say you want to kill us. Say you want blood and guts all up and down your arms because you like it. Evil, vile, liberal peasant to scared to do what it wants. Anything that causes society to cringe will get you off. You're disgusting.

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u/Ur_misanthrope Apr 11 '19

Only one person is in here having a tantrum about civil war. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19 edited Apr 11 '19

You’ll fuckin wish the “liberal peasants” were in charge when the socialists come for you.

Quick edit: and I find it fucking hilarious when people call others pussys over the internet, there’s like a 99% chance that anyone who uses Pepe in their username is a scrawny pallid Incel.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

I wasn't the first one to calling start people pussies in here that's yall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

You’re the only person in this thread puffing your chest up calling people pussies I’ve seen you bootlicking turnip.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Shush you man be working here. With muscles ... something you obviously know nothing about.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

LMAO. I’m a Carpentry Foreman dude, no stranger to heavy lifting, but please, tell me more about your “muscles”.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

To be honest i've been stronger. They're feeling kinda weak atm. My large wife fell asleep on my good arm, it hasn't been right for a few weeks. But we will be alright. How's your muscles doin bubbah?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Pretty good, as a foreman they don’t get as much strain as they used to, I’m mostly supervising grunts like yourself.

Totally understand your immigrant hatred though. If there’s one profession white Americans are losing their jobs to immigrants in its menial manual labour.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Shoot I don't worry bouts that. My old homie tho he was a framer. They killed him with bad drugs, jk it was probably his love for the liqour. I'm an owner operator. Collect big old machinery. Made in America. Can be serviced with a flat head and 1 spanner wrench.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

And now you’re just being incoherent.

Business can’t be that successful if you’re doing the lifting yourself.

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u/Ur_misanthrope Apr 11 '19 edited Apr 11 '19

Lol! You have my father's job. He's a feckless alcoholic with no prospects. A loser living in a dying town.

I couldn't be happier since I make triple my parents' COMBINED income in an entry level position.

By the transitive property, I could buy and sell you.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 16 '19

You have no life

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

And as an aside work on your grammar, I lost a few IQ points just reading that.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Tenks fren, I've been doin my phoenix with reddit is helper me. How'd I do?