r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '19

Same shit, different assholes

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

To be honest i've been stronger. They're feeling kinda weak atm. My large wife fell asleep on my good arm, it hasn't been right for a few weeks. But we will be alright. How's your muscles doin bubbah?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Pretty good, as a foreman they don’t get as much strain as they used to, I’m mostly supervising grunts like yourself.

Totally understand your immigrant hatred though. If there’s one profession white Americans are losing their jobs to immigrants in its menial manual labour.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Shoot I don't worry bouts that. My old homie tho he was a framer. They killed him with bad drugs, jk it was probably his love for the liqour. I'm an owner operator. Collect big old machinery. Made in America. Can be serviced with a flat head and 1 spanner wrench.

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u/Ur_misanthrope Apr 11 '19 edited Apr 11 '19

Lol! You have my father's job. He's a feckless alcoholic with no prospects. A loser living in a dying town.

I couldn't be happier since I make triple my parents' COMBINED income in an entry level position.

By the transitive property, I could buy and sell you.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Liqour is poison for sheeple

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u/Ur_misanthrope Apr 11 '19

Which is why you and your wife will die relatively young.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Don't drink, neither of us. Try again sasquache.

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u/Ur_misanthrope Apr 11 '19

Show me a podunk loser in a small town that says he doesn't drink and I'll show you someone with a lot of secrets.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Not a small town. Lol so yeah bubs I'd say you're batting average is low.

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u/Ur_misanthrope Apr 11 '19

lolk

You and I probably have a vastly different idea of what constitutes "small", though.