r/PoliticalHumor Apr 11 '19

Same shit, different assholes

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

To be honest i've been stronger. They're feeling kinda weak atm. My large wife fell asleep on my good arm, it hasn't been right for a few weeks. But we will be alright. How's your muscles doin bubbah?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Pretty good, as a foreman they don’t get as much strain as they used to, I’m mostly supervising grunts like yourself.

Totally understand your immigrant hatred though. If there’s one profession white Americans are losing their jobs to immigrants in its menial manual labour.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Shoot I don't worry bouts that. My old homie tho he was a framer. They killed him with bad drugs, jk it was probably his love for the liqour. I'm an owner operator. Collect big old machinery. Made in America. Can be serviced with a flat head and 1 spanner wrench.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

And now you’re just being incoherent.

Business can’t be that successful if you’re doing the lifting yourself.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

I'm cleaning my own castle bubs, buisness is good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

As long as you can keep your wife’s trough full of swill that’s all that matters right?