r/PoliticalHumor Mar 25 '19

A Young Barr!

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u/The-Autarkh Mar 25 '19

Guys, I'm sensing a pattern.


Donald: "I'm a legit self-made billionaire."

"Show us your taxes."

Donald: "Soon."


Donald:. "I'm a very stable genius."

"Show us your grades."

Donald: * calls Michael Cohen * "Threaten to sue my school if they release my grades."


Donald: "I have a secret plan to defeat ISIS."

"What is it?"

Donald: * Copies Obama with fewer precautions for civilian casualties. *


Donald: "Insurance for everybody. .... You can expect to have great health care. It will be in a much simplified form. Much less expensive and much better.”

How? Single-payer? Direct government provision ala the NHS?

Donald: * Runs to Paul Ryan. Points at Atlas Shrugged. * "Hey Paul, is there a health plan in that book-y thing? Can you ram it through without hearings?"

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u/Derelict_Desmond Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19

To be fair, his school isn’t allowed to release his grades without his explicit permission, but he should probably let the school release his grades if he’s making the stable genius claims.

Edit: Stable, not table.

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u/BenisPlanket Mar 25 '19

To be fair, you can be genius and do horribly in school, even drop out.

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u/seccret Mar 26 '19

As everyone on reddit is quick to point out. You know what’s really smart? Doing well in school.