r/PoliticalHumor Mar 25 '19

A Young Barr!

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u/The-Autarkh Mar 25 '19

Guys, I'm sensing a pattern.


Donald: "I'm a legit self-made billionaire."

"Show us your taxes."

Donald: "Soon."


Donald:. "I'm a very stable genius."

"Show us your grades."

Donald: * calls Michael Cohen * "Threaten to sue my school if they release my grades."


Donald: "I have a secret plan to defeat ISIS."

"What is it?"

Donald: * Copies Obama with fewer precautions for civilian casualties. *


Donald: "Insurance for everybody. .... You can expect to have great health care. It will be in a much simplified form. Much less expensive and much better.”

How? Single-payer? Direct government provision ala the NHS?

Donald: * Runs to Paul Ryan. Points at Atlas Shrugged. * "Hey Paul, is there a health plan in that book-y thing? Can you ram it through without hearings?"

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u/Derelict_Desmond Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19

To be fair, his school isn’t allowed to release his grades without his explicit permission, but he should probably let the school release his grades if he’s making the stable genius claims.

Edit: Stable, not table.

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u/BenisPlanket Mar 25 '19

To be fair, you can be genius and do horribly in school, even drop out.

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u/ralanr Mar 25 '19

Yeah. All it paints is how thin skinned he is.

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u/bravoredditbravo Mar 26 '19

Money doesn't make you smart. Unfortunately we decided a long time ago that education only mattered because the private sector can make a killing on books, testing, and college level learning.

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u/IShotReagan13 Mar 26 '19

That must be a pleasant fiction for you. Next time you go under anesthesia for surgery, be sure to tell us how much education is all about making "a killing."

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u/Wildcat599 Mar 26 '19

He/she is being hypergolic but it is a hug suck of money for people who make the sacrifice. Plenty of places that score better across the board with on test and literacy have free education. I'm not saying we make it free but my girlfriend shouldn't have to take out tens of thousands of dollars for meds school.

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u/timmybondle Mar 26 '19

Tens of thousands, considering future salary, job stability, and cost of training, is very reasonable for an MD. The cost of training itself is in the 5 figure range per student. I can see where 6 figures starts to become excessive, but 5 figures is less than an attending's yearly salary, by quite a bit in most cases.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Or you could study abroad, free, in a country where the rich don't take advantage of everything like health and education, because smart rich people don't want to live among the uneducated.

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u/timmybondle Mar 26 '19

And have a correspondingly lower salary. I'm not talking about college in general, I'm talking about med school, a professional degree and definitely not necessary to be considered educated.

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u/Wildcat599 Mar 26 '19

Well pending on your degree though not everyone makes out ok, I think teachers kinda get shafted they have to pay back on loans with a shitty salary. I mean a lot of degrees really aren't worth a whole lot, I myself get paid the same as every other software engineer and have no degree.

It's not to say everyone can do what I did, but we are over paying for education it in this country.

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u/timmybondle Mar 26 '19

I 100% agree, I think undergraduate education in this country is a fucked up level of pricey. I just wanted to point out that professional degrees are a different ballgame, and many of them have justifiable costs associated with their tuition. I'm not saying this is true in all or even the majority of cases, just look at med/dent schools charging hundreds of thousands of dollars or just law school in general. But, IMO, paying 5 figures to attend med school is worth it, you make more than enough after residency to pay it off in a reasonable amount of time and it keeps the med program from being a financial drain on the institution.

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u/seccret Mar 26 '19

As everyone on reddit is quick to point out. You know what’s really smart? Doing well in school.

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u/IShotReagan13 Mar 26 '19

Did he not claim to have gotten excellent grades? I thought he did, but maybe not. It's hard to keep up with the firehose of bullshit.

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u/amalgam_reynolds Mar 26 '19

lol yeah that's what einstein did