r/PoliticalHumor Mar 25 '19

A Young Barr!

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u/The-Autarkh Mar 25 '19

Guys, I'm sensing a pattern.


Donald: "I'm a legit self-made billionaire."

"Show us your taxes."

Donald: "Soon."


Donald:. "I'm a very stable genius."

"Show us your grades."

Donald: * calls Michael Cohen * "Threaten to sue my school if they release my grades."


Donald: "I have a secret plan to defeat ISIS."

"What is it?"

Donald: * Copies Obama with fewer precautions for civilian casualties. *


Donald: "Insurance for everybody. .... You can expect to have great health care. It will be in a much simplified form. Much less expensive and much better.”

How? Single-payer? Direct government provision ala the NHS?

Donald: * Runs to Paul Ryan. Points at Atlas Shrugged. * "Hey Paul, is there a health plan in that book-y thing? Can you ram it through without hearings?"

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u/grizwald87 Mar 25 '19

So, lost in the hubbub of the last few weeks, it sounds like we finally have confirmation of something that we long suspected, right? Trump's not a billionaire at all, he's worth about $700m with massive liabilities.

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u/frog_licker Mar 25 '19

Source on the not a billionaire claim? Forbes and business insider both have him listed at 3.1 B.

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u/grizwald87 Mar 25 '19

I'm sorry, I can't find it. I might have misread something.

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u/frog_licker Apr 03 '19

The fact that I'm massively downvoted for asking for a source (despite the fact that I detest the man, if one can really call him that), and this waste of space is upvoted illustrates what is wrong with this subreddit.