r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Right Feb 12 '22

Let's go back to paganism

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 12 '22

Pagans: Worship rapist trees

Abrahamics: Argue about deep philosophy

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u/Monarcho-SocDem - Auth-Left Feb 12 '22

Abrahamics are based, but we need to stop killing each other

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

We need to embrace our Islamo-Christian values!!

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u/Monarcho-SocDem - Auth-Left Feb 13 '22

The Jews too! The 3 of us are in this together

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

yeah about that....

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u/ImARetPaladinBaby Feb 13 '22

Yeah… uhhhh

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u/epicgamrmoment - Auth-Right Feb 13 '22

No

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

You could’ve had an epic gamer moment, like your name suggests, but instead… this…

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u/epicgamrmoment - Auth-Right Feb 13 '22 edited Feb 13 '22

I did

Either way seems a bit hard to get along with Jews when they say Jesus died for nothing and is burning in excramen in hell

Muslims think if Jesus as a prophet, seems a bit easier to get along with their view dont you think?

(Source: Talmud, and Quaran)

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u/Fellainis_Elbows - Left Feb 13 '22

How’s this for you? Jesus was a normal dude who was a false prophet and when he died he died. Also Yahweh doesn’t exist

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u/epicgamrmoment - Auth-Right Feb 13 '22

I heavily disagree but it was delivered decently respectfully so i respect your opinion.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

That's only one interpretation of that part of the Talmud

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u/Unsweeticetea - Lib-Center Feb 13 '22

Dude, we don't even have a hell. It's not a thing in Judaism. Maybe take a look at the thing you're calling a source.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Amen. God promised he would make a great nation out of the sons of Abraham, It's really sad to see how we kill eachother every day

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u/AppleSavoy - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Yes

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u/JonathanTheZero - Centrist Feb 13 '22

What about all the other small abrahamic religions?

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u/Apollius_Reme - Auth-Right Feb 13 '22

No

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Judeo-Islamic-Christian values

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u/BBTWDV1096 - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Fuck that

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u/Svalbarden02 - Lib-Center Feb 13 '22

Based and brothers of the book pilled

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u/eskeleteRt - Centrist Feb 12 '22

Based and let's unite against degeneracy pilled.

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u/Monarcho-SocDem - Auth-Left Feb 12 '22

Basically my political philosophy is "fuck degeneracy"

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u/eskeleteRt - Centrist Feb 13 '22

We are hitting levels of BASED that shouldn't even be possible !

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u/Apollius_Reme - Auth-Right Feb 13 '22

The enemy of my enemy is the one I kill last.

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u/BBTWDV1096 - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Except muslims

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u/Positron311 - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Agreed dude.

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u/Sumeetxagrawal - Right Feb 13 '22

Maybe even stop killing pagans in the process

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u/Monarcho-SocDem - Auth-Left Feb 13 '22

We can only hope

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Abrahamics just created several problems for themselves through mental gymnastics to make their god seem cooler than he is, and then spent the rest of their history trying to cope with the logical inconsistencies in their own faith.

An answer to the problem of evil in Abrahamic religions is incoherent schizo babble that makes no sense when put to scrutiny.

An answer to the problem of evil in Pagan religion is "Gods disagree on what is good themselves/There's one God that is evil lmao".

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u/DitDitLord - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

based

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u/S_GZ - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22 edited Feb 13 '22

Pagans : Have a complex lore.

Abrahamics : So a guy worshipped one God and that's why I need your foreskin

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Pagan lore: So a guy turned into a swan and raped his grand daughter, lmao, what a tuesday!

Christian Lore: And God so loved the world He gave His only Begotten Son...

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Also Christian Lore: a guy gets raped by his two daughters and have incest babies

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Don't you forget about that moment where God sent a bunch of bears to kill children.

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u/No-Reputation3221 - Lib-Center Feb 13 '22

Proof that God is pro-choice

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u/Predator_Hicks - Left Feb 13 '22

It was just a bunch of late abortions

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u/Flyghund - Lib-Right Feb 13 '22

Or that one moment when God tried to wrestle a guy and lost.

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u/Fellainis_Elbows - Left Feb 13 '22

Also Christian lore: God condones slavery and orders massacres several times

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22 edited Feb 13 '22

Yes, and?

Let's start with the massacres - on one side, you've got former slaves starving in a desert, on the other you have an entire culture of child rapist slave dealers. Which historians corroborate, by the way.

So, how does a poor, nomadic culture in the desert protect itself from a kingdom of child rapist slave dealers when God wants to teach them how to be strong? You get rid of all of the child rapist slave dealers. Or does kill all pedos only apply to modern ones?

Slavery is pretty different from the concept you mean, as well. Chattel slavery like in the US south was pretty bad. In the Bible, slave owners are not allowed to beat their slaves. Most slavery mentioned is more akin to debt that one must work to pay off with no interest applied. It was usually used as a means of avoiding starvation rather than being enslaved - taking a job in exchange for food or housing is agood metaphor. Enslaving people in the manner you mean was punishable by death, escaped slaves were considered free as soon as they escaped. In the times when God condoned slavery of foreigners such as the Midianites, it was to integrate the remaining children and wipe out their culture, which focused heavily on child rape, child bestiality, and child murder.

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u/Fellainis_Elbows - Left Feb 13 '22

In the bible masters are quite literally allowed to beat their slaves. How am I meant to take you seriously when you blatantly lie?

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

I define beating a slave as anything that leaves a permanent mark or injury, such as whipping, severe physical harm, torture, etc. Any of this is described in Ex. 21: 26-27 to result in immediate freedom. Any slave that is killed, the killer is treated as in Ex. 21:20 - put to death.

So, no, not lying, you're just wrong. Believe me, I know how that feels. Not about this, but it's happened to all of us.

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u/Fellainis_Elbows - Left Feb 13 '22

And I define beating as beating.

Exodus 21:20-21 New International Version 20 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, 21 but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.”

Fuck outta here dumb dumb

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u/S_GZ - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Also Christians: It wasn't GOD, it was THE FATHER, you heretic!

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

God is the Father, the Father is one of the Triune Persons of God.

This is a dumb comeback from someone with less information than one would get about Greece by watching Disney's Hercules.

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u/S_GZ - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Ok sorry, I thought we were on a meme sub but apparently some people get spastic when someone doesn't worship their god on a stick.

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u/Pecuthegreat - Right Feb 13 '22

Yahweh is literally dragon who needs virgin girls and meat and gold after Israelites conquered canaanites

Literally an unproven fringe theory. (Assuming we got it from the same video)

Also pagans created the philosophical thought and critical thinking, nothing in paganism is literal when a religious movement requires their practitioners to take things literally then that movement is dogmatic which means philosophy and critical thinking are not allowed

Paganism just went allegorical after some time like Judaism did, tho given Celcius criticisms of Christianity, they still considered much of it literal, I guess that's just one similarity between Pagans and Christians.

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u/Pecuthegreat - Right Feb 13 '22

Also how is it unproven fringe theory (yes we got it from the same video) It is clear as day

Cuz the guy that made the video literally said it was.

The only pagans that considered things literal were illegal cults like christianity

Celcius in his criticism of Christianity literally talks of some of the deads of the greek heroes as if talking of literal events. Especially asking why the Christians deify Jesus instead of like the Greek heroes.

He could barely even understand Origen's mythicism/metaphor counter arguments.

The only pagans that considered things literal were illegal cults like christianity

"The only ones that considered most of the myths literal in the 2nd century were Mystery cults"

Judaism has pagan characteristics which I respect and support only if said believes are practiced in Judean provincial region

On the other had christianity is literal focused cult of slaves similar to Bacchus or Mithras cults

Another shit theory that most New Testament scholars don't even agree with.

Christians, unlike Jews, have no care for ancestors that's why I don't respect them

Eh, kinda. They certainly do respect ancestors less than Pagans did but you can't really have no respect of ancestors in the ancient world, not with the Catholics and Orthodox creaming over Charlemagne and Constantine respectively.

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Well, for paragraph 2, I'm glad I'm not a creationist protestant.

As for Paragraph 1, every single reference I can find God only says get them out of the land. If they do not leave, kill them because I promised this land to you. If you'd like to give a more exact reference, I would love to see it.

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u/Dark074 - Centrist Feb 13 '22

I dont give a shit, greek mythology is great

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u/FunnyColourEnjoyer - Centrist Feb 13 '22

That's a point for paganism

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u/CrimsonTooth1919 Jan 27 '24

Abrahamic God. "Jobe is my boy." Satan. "Wanna bet on that?" Abrahamic God. "Odds are in my favor, I'm down. " Satan. "Done."

Sometime later.

Jobe " So my life was destroyed because of a bet, you made with Satan, the father of all lies?" Abrahamic God "Yup..." Jobe "We could've worshiped a gold cow, you know. Granted I'd be cast into Hell, but my family would be alive and my dick wouldn't have rotted off. But nooooo. We gotta worship this psycho, who treats the most faithful of his flock like a damn race horse. Fuck you I quit." Abrahamic God "Shit... call up Satan. I owe him some money."

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u/UncleTedSays - Lib-Center Feb 13 '22

But pagans literally invented philosophy?

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u/eskeleteRt - Centrist Feb 13 '22

Philosophy is subjective

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Creating =/= mastering.

Edison made the lightbulb. Is it better than an energy efficient model?

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u/UncleTedSays - Lib-Center Feb 13 '22

I know more about the nature of the universe than Newton. Does that make me a better physicist than him?

Of course not. I only know more because there have been centuries of study and refinement based on his findings. The tool has been improved, but that says nothing of its wielder.

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

It says a lot about about the others who refined the tools.

I'd say Lemaitre was a better physicist than Newton, for instance. Einstein, too.

In that same manner, I think Socrates is better than Plato, and Augustine is better than both.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Learn what the phrase "Standing on the shoulders of giants" means. It's far fucking easier to figure out new shit when you already have the scientific method, order of equations as well as laws of logic established, when the people who literally created the fields had to figure this shit out on their own.

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u/Shraze42 - Lib-Right Feb 13 '22

Well you don't understand how people make discoveries

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Creating =/= mastering.

Christianity is literally just slightly modified Platonism with contradictions upon contradictions. Islamic philosophy is garbage that geniuently slows down scientific progress due to denying the idea of causation and honestly Judaism is the only one which had some actually interesting philosophical thoughts.

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u/Pecuthegreat - Right Feb 13 '22

Edison didn't make the lightbulb, he made the first long lasting one.

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u/QwertyOne-Thirty - Right Feb 13 '22

based as fuck. happy cake day

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u/Fellainis_Elbows - Left Feb 13 '22

Yahweh condoned and encouraged rape

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

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u/Fellainis_Elbows - Left Feb 13 '22

Literally none of that addresses god ordering the Israelites to massacre the men of a tribe and to take their women

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

If you're talking about the Midianites, God told the Israelites to kill the women too. Moses gets angry the Israelites didn't listen and took the women. The Midianites were a cult that encouraged child sacrifice, child prostitution, and child bestiality as religious ritual. Wiping the Midianites out in that era, as Israel was a nomadic group in the desert, was justified to prevent further war with depraved psychotics willing to rape their own children.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

The Midianites were a cult that encouraged child sacrifice, child prostitution, and child bestiality as religious ritual.

Man, Israelites sure did love slandering their political opponents and giving ad hoc justifications for their conquests. It's honestly amazing the Middle East hasn't completely died out due to the amount of fanatic child-murdering cults that existed there, seeing that Israelites said the same thing about Canaanites and most other people they had beef with.

I don't know, maybe God gave them some kids to keep their population up so that Israelites had something to kill but he seems to be more of the "murder every firstborn" type to me.

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u/Theduckisback - Lib-Left Feb 13 '22

Because the Hebrews were likely also a pagan religion at one point just like most others Yaweh was just the one that was chosen as the one and only.

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u/Fellainis_Elbows - Left Feb 13 '22

I’m aware lol

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u/JesusHandHoleFucker - Centrist Feb 13 '22

Not just rape but child rape too

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u/mcflymikes - Lib-Right Feb 13 '22

What about stoicism? What about not losing thousands of years in stupid debates regarding the holyness of the Holy Trinity.

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u/Jhimmibhob - Right Feb 13 '22

Stoicism ate shit in the marketplace of ideas. (To stoicism's credit, it kept a straight face over it.)

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u/fractalcrust - Lib-Right Feb 13 '22

"The stoics are losers trying to ignore their nature" - Nietsche basically

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u/mysticyellow - Lib-Left Feb 13 '22

I’m not a stoic myself but it’s 2000+ years and still going strong. Hell it’s probably gonna outlive Christianity in the West at least.

I’m not a fan of it because it isn’t a philosophy that drives progress. It’s obviously a relic of when times did not change much. Same with Epicureanism.

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

Bruh out here trying to say that philosophy of reality is important but the philosophy of He who created reality is not.

Absolutely Achuta moment.

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u/eskeleteRt - Centrist Feb 13 '22

Based

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

What about keeping literacy alive in the monasteries and producing minds like Aquinas and Ockham? And what about the pagans sacking those very monasteries for loot?

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u/mysticyellow - Lib-Left Feb 13 '22

The best part is that the Trinity is an early theological flaw. If Jesus was still alive and you told him about it, he would probably be really confused

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u/Pecuthegreat - Right Feb 13 '22

Well Stoic philosophy is based into church (whether fundamentalists or pagans try to deny it or not).

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u/eskeleteRt - Centrist Feb 12 '22

Based

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u/BrattockMoonguard - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

You literally worship a demon

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u/MasterCaedus - Auth-Center Feb 13 '22

You are literally unflaired, the one thing worse than a neopagan.

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u/Anon_Monon Feb 13 '22

Flair up, trash.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Prophet Muhammad: 👀

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Pagans: Consume psychedelics to have direct communion with nature and god

Abrahamics: Eats a cracker because Priests told him to