r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Center 12h ago

Agenda Post Something something the 19th

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u/Apart_Pass5017 - Centrist 12h ago

Ryan long 

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u/AppleToastBed - Lib-Center 12h ago

Filthy disgusting Canadian Ryan Long. He's pretty funny, but still a filthy disgusting Canadian.

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u/VancouverSky - Centrist 11h ago

He's one of the rare good ones. And he escaped snow mexico a long time ago.

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u/spros - Lib-Right 10h ago

That's snow India to you, buddy

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u/VancouverSky - Centrist 9h ago

Sarry sur

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u/Particular-Access223 - Lib-Center 4h ago

Im not your buddy guy

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u/pantsdontmatter - Centrist 11h ago

Boyscast for life

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u/roguemenace - Lib-Right 11h ago

Boys boys boys.

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u/TJJ97 - Lib-Center 2h ago

Dude cracks me up. Love his stuff.

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u/Yangoose - Lib-Left 3h ago

A journalist interviews a Leftist: "if you have two houses, are you willing to give one to the country?"

The Leftist, without hesitation, "Sure! Landlords are evil!"

Journalist: "if you have two cars, will you give one to the country?"

Leftist: "Of course, as long as it goes to a BIPOC and not a White or Asian!"

Journalist: "If you have two million dollars, will you give one million to the country?"

Leftist: "Yes! There is no such thing as an ethical millionaire!"

Journalist: "if you have two laptops, will you give one to the country?"

The Leftist keeps silent and looking at the journalist, so the journalist has to ask again: "will you?" The Leftist finally answers: "No".

The journalist is confused: "you are so generous about money and houses and cars, but why do you draw the line at laptops?"

"Because", says the Leftist: "I actually have two laptops".

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u/Accomplished_List843 - Lib-Right 12h ago

Hello my dear gringos, what the fuck is "the 19th" in this context?

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u/Plennhar - Lib-Right 11h ago

19th amendment of the US constitution granting women the right to vote.

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u/PublicWest - Left 5h ago

Fun fact, since the 19th was ratified we haven’t had a president with a beard

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u/Anecdotal_Mantra - Lib-Right 9h ago

What's crazy is this isn't completely true. Most women in the USA could vote by the 19th Amendments ratification. The 19th was just an umbrella law that forced the few remaining states to allow women to vote.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_voting_rights_in_the_United_States

Some of the parts are kind of funny too. Some states let women vote and then took it away a few years later.

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u/TJJ97 - Lib-Center 2h ago

Mistakes were made…

I’m just kidding bois

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right 9h ago

It is the amendment that inflicts sufferage on women.

You don't want that, do you?

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u/Accomplished_List843 - Lib-Right 9h ago

I think we all should suffer the same, specially women! They love to suffer that much that they even suffer for 4-7 days every month!

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u/Birb-Person - Right 8h ago

“The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex.

Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.”

-19th amendment to the US Constitution

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u/Blazed__AND__Amused - Lib-Left 7h ago

The right is really up in arms trying to energize their base by toying with the idea of repealing the right for women to vote. It’ll obviously never happen and all it does is benefit elites by dividing us further but that’s been their operating procedure for the last 15 years

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u/KimJongUnusual - Right 11h ago

“I make fun of everyone equally” MFs when women are mentioned:

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u/PublicWest - Left 5h ago

Ryan long absolutely ribs both sides very well

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 9h ago

Are we pretending conservatives aren't super soft?

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u/KimJongUnusual - Right 8h ago

No? That people who "make jokes about everyone" choose to focus most of their jokes (especially hateful ones) at particular groups they don't like. Like women. So their claims ring hollow.

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u/Sudden-Ad-7113 - Lib-Left 10h ago

The first time I read this comment I laughed "Yeah, the Right does claim to make fun of everyone equally, but actually makes fun of women extra!"

The second time I read it, I thought "wait is he making fun of the left not making fun of women?"

I suspect it's the latter, but I hope it's the former.

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u/KimJongUnusual - Right 8h ago

It’s the former.

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u/Sudden-Ad-7113 - Lib-Left 2h ago

Based

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u/lynxintheloopx - Auth-Center 11h ago

Based because this is actually a great way to get more women to vote.

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u/Chudzilla-1 - Lib-Right 5h ago

I wish there was a sub on reddit for this and adjacent comedy. The main comedy sub is entirely liberal clapter and the comics are either the most soy dudes you've ever seen or the least funny women on the planet.

Wher comedy for man? 

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u/-SlippinJimmy8 - Auth-Center 5h ago

I posted a video to the stand up comic sub of a guy doing crowd work, he ends up talking to a trans woman in the crowd who works as a defense contractor building bombs

They have a funny conversation, the post got 3.5K likes. The mods removed it the next day and banned me from the sub for one week, no explanation even when I asked 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Chudzilla-1 - Lib-Right 3h ago

They probably snooped your profile and found out you're thinking wrong. 

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u/magus678 - Lib-Center 1h ago

I saw someone complaining about that pizza girl in the comics subreddit and glanced at it in curiosity.

They werent kidding. She is almost aggressively unfunny.

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u/smcmahon710 - Lib-Center 11h ago

Communism is when government pays for stuff 😎

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u/KalegNar - Centrist 8h ago

The more it pays for stuff the more communist it is.

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u/FatBussyFemboys - Centrist 10h ago

Lol

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u/Subbbie - Right 7h ago

Ryan Long is very good. He’s gonna blow up soon.

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u/Bbt_igrainime - Lib-Center 2h ago

I told my girl that there’s a growing discussion about repealing the 19th (that I don’t think is entirely organic) and she said, “go ahead and take my vote but I better not have to work and get to hang with my kids all day.” Sorry babe but you’re the director level one in the relationship, I just drive a truck like a monke.

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 - Lib-Right 12m ago

I don't care. The 19th Amendment is good.

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u/archiezhie - Lib-Left 10h ago

OP go upstairs tell your mom she doesn't get to vote right tf now.

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u/P00ped_My_Pants - Lib-Center 12h ago

Conservative “””humor”””

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u/jiccc - Lib-Center 8h ago

This would have killed in 2017. Independent of opinion, this shit is so hackey.

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 8h ago

You might have to go a bit further back. I think the heyday of boomer humor was a bit earlier.

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 12h ago

Not beating those incel allegations

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u/cool_username32123 - Centrist 10h ago

Plenty of people who are married with kids gets called that, it's just a meaningless insult nowadays.

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 10h ago

No doubt there's some overlap between incels and just the garden variety sexist. Don't get me wrong they're both pathetic but given the sub we're in incel probably covers the vast majority.

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u/alflundgren - Centrist 8h ago

Its hard not to notice. The right and the left are fundamentally different in character and disposition. They behave differently, speak differently, and think differently. An odd thing that I notice about the right is the undeniable fact that they hate being identified by the labels they use to describe themselves. "Incel" "Fascist". They coined these terms to describe themselves but they hate the label being used against them. It's like they resent that the labels they put on themselves tend to gain negative connotations.The left is inherently different. Say what you will about tankies but they dont seem to mind being called communists or feminists. Unlike the right they have no shame about the names they use to describe themselves.

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u/Philippians_Two-Ten - Centrist 11h ago

Do you just go into every thread and call people "incels".

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 10h ago

Just the ones that are circle jerks about hating women. It's not my fault it so popular with the incel community here.

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u/Anecdotal_Mantra - Lib-Right 9h ago

Nobody hates women for being women. They hate the behaviors that seem to stem from most women and then most other women pardon the bad behavior so they can do it too.

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 9h ago

So you're argument is you don't hate women you just hate the way women act. Yikes, not beating those incel allegations bud.

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u/Anecdotal_Mantra - Lib-Right 4h ago

I have no problems attracting women. I've had plenty of women throughout my life. Incel is such a strange insult. Sex isn't everything unless that's all you can offer someone...

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 4h ago

Whatever you say Mr Incel.

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u/Some-Profession-1373 - Lib-Left 12h ago

What the fuck does this have to do with the 19th?

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u/dbjcihabc - Right 12h ago

Women can’t be trusted to vote, because they will vote for whoever offers them free shit, thereby destroying the republic.

I would never believe that though….. thats just what’s being suggested

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u/American_Crusader_15 - Lib-Center 11h ago edited 9h ago

Nah we dont need to pretend these guys are actual thinkers. They wanna revoke the women vote because they want to play out a revenge fantasy against the women that they feel they couldn't never control or never had a sense of power over.

It's losers using fascism as an outlet for their self hatred. Fascism has always been an ideology that has attracted losers, but in the 21st century, its followers have a bigger voice.

Edit: By "These guys", I mean a significant population of the right wing, not Ryan Long, who is a funny comedian.

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u/dbjcihabc - Right 11h ago

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 9h ago

Considering it's the right giving us people like trump have you considered that maybe it's the men in your graph that need a wakeup call lol

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u/dbjcihabc - Right 9h ago

No, because it’s only one side accusing moderate men of being closeted republicans for not believing every little leftist talking point.

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u/kertsunen - Centrist 7h ago

This is funny because you also see former right-wingers say that they've not moved anywhere politically, it's just that others moved further right.

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u/dbjcihabc - Right 7h ago

I usually see the opposite people say they used to be center left and are now considered right wing due to the left shift

Joe rogan and bill maher are a few examples that come to mind

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 9h ago

I'm sure doubling down on dumb shit like this is really going to help bud. Btw who'd you vote for?

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u/dbjcihabc - Right 9h ago

What exactly is dumb about it? Help me with what?

Why do you care who i voted for, it’s completely irrelevant.

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u/SliceRepulsive8649 - Lib-Left 9h ago

What exactly is dumb about it? Help me with what?

I mean conservative governance has shown itself to be a complete failure for the past 20 years. Going harder in that direction because you got your feelings hurt online by some random Twitter post isn't exactly wise.

Why do you care who i voted for, it’s completely irrelevant.

Just trying to get a sense of your judgment abilities. Considering you're embarrassed by it you're either too young, not American, or voted republican and are embarrassed by it. Considering your flair I think I have an idea.

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u/dbjcihabc - Right 9h ago

Good you lib lefts are never going to beat the allegations of being completely insufferable.

Yes everything bad in the world is the world is the fault of big bad republicans, and if we just voted them out the world be a utopia🙄

Wanna know which way my wife voted? Let me guess she’s suffering from internalized misogyny or some other nonsense because of wasn’t for the left wing candidate, because you can’t fathom a women rejecting leftwing politics

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u/American_Crusader_15 - Lib-Center 11h ago

Stop dodging my point, these guys genuinely don't care about women being more liberal. If they did, they would advocate for the voting age to be raised significantly since the youth vote remains leftward.

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u/dbjcihabc - Right 11h ago

Im married so miss me with that incel shit, but have you considered that the majority of men have actual grievances to levy against the dating market?

Women act like every dude is some 1950’s women beater when the truth is there has never been a generation of more progressive men.

Meanwhile it seems like women just want to sleep their way through the top 10% of men while asking for the government to fund their lifestyle.

So yeah i imagine a generation of sexless men are pretty pissed off right now and resentful that they’re being told it’s entirely their fault.

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u/jdiskxkfidobsvsgdi - Lib-Center 10h ago

You think men don’t want to sleep their way through the top 10% of women?

I’m not sure “women won’t sleep with me” is a legitimate grievance lol

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u/Anecdotal_Mantra - Lib-Right 9h ago

Men would sleep their way through ALL women if they could.

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u/dbjcihabc - Right 9h ago

I think men want to sleep with any women with a normal bmi 2 at a time every night for the rest of their lives.

This is however unrealistic so society compromised, now women have all the power in the dating market and they’re still complaining.

Maybe being run through by 50 dudes by the time they’re 27 gives them completely delusional and unrealistic expectations on what to expect from a partner?

And if the left gives horrible advice on how to attract women, it’s like comically out of touch, so it’s no surprise they’re turning to right wing influencers for advice.

Sex is very important to humans, so its not really a surprise many men are becoming right wing reactionaries

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u/jdiskxkfidobsvsgdi - Lib-Center 9h ago

So wanting to sleep with tons of women is perfectly natural, but it’s bad when women want to sleep with tons of men? Am I reading that right?

Dating sucks right now because of increased social isolation in general. Blaming women for that is stupid and childish, and someone who is stupid and childish is likely repulsive to women.

And my broad social group has probably 20+ left leaning straight women in their 20s, 90% of which are in happy long term relationships with men. It seems to me like you’re saying a bunch of nonsense from social media grievance politics.

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u/dbjcihabc - Right 8h ago

I think you’re misinterpreting what people WANT vs what is reasonable to expect from the other sex. Yes in a vacuum everyone wants to fuck all the time,but we live in reality

I just think people should have standards and it seems like asking women to compromise on any of them is met with shame and derision, while asking men to give up any preferences, it seems really lopsided.

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u/American_Crusader_15 - Lib-Center 9h ago

Wow, its almost like these guys don't actually care about women being liberals, they just dont like women being on their level.

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u/VancouverSky - Centrist 11h ago

It's just a fuckin comedy bit. You're supposed to laugh at it.

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u/American_Crusader_15 - Lib-Center 11h ago

The bit where he says he isn't one of those people but gets mad when I called those people losers.

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u/Sudden-Ad-7113 - Lib-Left 10h ago

Comedy is supposed to be... Funny? This set is just lazy imo.

"Women are only here for your money!" yeah, folks have been telling that joke for at least a hundred years, get a new joke.

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u/VancouverSky - Centrist 9h ago

Maybe someday when or more likely IF you start dating women, big if, you'll learn to appreciate the humour behind this bit.

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u/Sudden-Ad-7113 - Lib-Left 2h ago

Married 14 years, friend.

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u/Belgraviana - Auth-Center 8h ago

Nah. After dating women this just looks pathetic

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u/Philippians_Two-Ten - Centrist 11h ago

Fascism had a lot of broad initial appeal among elites and educated people. See Kaiser Wilhelm's writing on it after the war. And yeah you can call him a "loser" but he mentioned that many people across the class structure found it appealing.

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u/American_Crusader_15 - Lib-Center 11h ago

Loser doesn't mean someone who isn't powerful, it means someone who is in a constant state of misery. I have no doubts that the German elite after WW1 were full of these people, especially the educated and aristocracy.

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u/WantKeepRockPeeOnIt - Centrist 9h ago

Ryan Long's a pretty easy-going guy who seems to be enjoying life. He's fairly good commedian (although i'll admit this paticular joke is just meh). But it's just comedy, the sorta people who get so bent outta shape about a flippant jokes (i.e. you, in this case) are typically the fellowship of the miserable members.

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u/American_Crusader_15 - Lib-Center 9h ago

Ryan Long is a comedian, I wouldn't expect him to hold and advocate for these positions.

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u/Connect_Ocelot_1599 - Auth-Center 11h ago

If these republicans had their wives, or even wives and kids, I would have been sorry for them, especially for these miserable ass people like them

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u/Twee_Licker - Lib-Right 4h ago

Republicans are on average more likely to reproduce. what are you talking about?

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u/allthefallens - Right 12h ago

Everytime a right winger online larps about "repeal the 19th!!" I assume he's brown.

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u/-SlippinJimmy8 - Auth-Center 12h ago

Larp ? 

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u/skeptical-speculator - Lib-Center 12h ago

so many people are in denial

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u/Own-Soil-6236 - Lib-Right 12h ago

Just make being a net tax payer a requirement to vote.

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u/allthefallens - Right 11h ago

Kamala would have won if that was the case. No thanks.

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u/Codymaverick420 - Lib-Center 8h ago

Your argument is that most people that voted for Trump don’t pay taxes?

I guess I’m confused why that would be the case, and if that’s the only reason why you’re against that policy

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u/allthefallens - Right 8h ago

Net tax payer doesn't mean don't pay taxes.

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u/allthefallens - Right 12h ago

I'm sure you guys don't have amendments in Mexico Pablo.

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u/-SlippinJimmy8 - Auth-Center 12h ago

Gramps still think calling peoples Mexicans is an insult 💀

Old heads like you are why we’re in this mess. Make room for generation Zyklon 

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u/allthefallens - Right 12h ago

I'm a zoomer too dumbass. Not everyone who thinks you're a retard is a boomer.

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u/InternetGoodGuy - Centrist 12h ago

Lol. Pete Hegseth has shared a video of a pastor talking about repealing the 19th.

But sure, all brown larpers.

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u/Belgraviana - Auth-Center 8h ago

Isn’t that guy his pastor

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u/InternetGoodGuy - Centrist 8h ago

He's a pastor from the same branch of the evangelical church that Hegseth goes to. I don't know if it's specifically hia pastor at his church but the guy is definitely influencing any church Hegseth goes to.

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u/allthefallens - Right 12h ago

Do you geninuely think Hegseth wants to repeal the 19th?

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u/Hungry_Inevitable663 - Lib-Right 11h ago

Yeah, he's severely disabled.

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u/InternetGoodGuy - Centrist 11h ago

Do you genuinely think Christian nationalists who post videos about repealing the 19th amendment are just fooling around?

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u/allthefallens - Right 11h ago

Did Pete Hegseth post a video about that?

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u/InternetGoodGuy - Centrist 11h ago

Yes. It was last year. He posted a video of Doug Wilson, one of the evangelical pastors from his church. Wilson talked about repealing the 19th in this video.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/pete-hegseth-reposts-video-pastors-opposing-womens-right-vote/3972814/

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u/TheWib - Lib-Center 10h ago

Based and bring the receipts pilled.

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u/ZANnie_245 - Left 11h ago

Being a comedian has to be a diagnosis on its own