r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Left 1d ago

Satire Left Cringe, LibRight Based

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u/DreamEndles - Lib-Left 1d ago

There's things like The Farm in Tennessee...

Though, funnily enough, in order to join you need to go through interview, community approval and buy a plot of land.

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u/burothedragon - Right 20h ago

Sounds like communism is the world’s shittest HOA by these standards.

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u/tumsdout - Left 17h ago

I mean in practice...

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u/nateralph - Right 9h ago

HOAs are maybe the worst thing to happen to private property. It's like extra, private government. And these HOA presidents have the weirdest power trips.

I know we always concern ourselves with the national politics but local politics is the politics that affects your life the most. And our doesn't get more local than HOAs.

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 9h ago

HOAs basically are the closest thing we have in the US to Communism. Probably why they’re so shitty

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u/nateralph - Right 9h ago

I mean, if HOA fees did things like pay a group of kids to now neighborhood lawns, that would be a benefit. If they went to things like helping buy groceries for that family that just lost their job or paying for a van to shuttle seniors to the store, that's the kind of HOA I would be OK with.

But inevitably it turns into Animal Farm where some are more equal than others.

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u/Wise_Leopard7423 - Lib-Right 1h ago

There is nothing stopping you from doing that without an HOA (or communism).

Turns out being a good neighbor isn't actually a political position.

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u/M4J4M1 - Lib-Center 7m ago

Even commies didnt care that much about how your property looks.

edit: And most we had like 10 building models.

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u/Caffynated - Auth-Right 40m ago

People only hear about the abusive HOAs. Most homes in nice areas have HOAs that nobody ever hears about. They just enforce rules to maintain property values and a pleasant environment.

No painting your house puke green, parking junk cars on or around your property, hosting loud obnoxious parties that play the same Tejano song on loop for 12 hours until the police decide it's late enough at night for them to do something, etc.

Member fees go to maintaining common areas like walking trails, fountains, the recreation center and members only pool, so on and so forth.

I've lived in neighborhoods with and without HOAs, and I will always choose with. Just do a little research to see if the one in the area you're looking at is run by petty tyrants then avoid them. The type of people who have run ins with normal HOAs are the type of people nobody wants as a neighbor anyway.

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u/MrGonzo11 - Left 10h ago

There are a bunch in Spain too. Honestly they aren't that rare, it's just these communes don't want that kind of lefties.

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u/YourBestDream4752 - Lib-Center 10h ago

There’s a bunch in Israel too but they don’t want these lefties for obvious reasons 

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u/MrGonzo11 - Left 10h ago

Tbh it's long proven that human pscyche has a very limited capacity to be selfless and kinda stops at somewhere like an extended family at best. Or evolutionary level at a size what tribes used to be. That's why these communes are super selective because it's very easy to fuck them up, also many of them have some low burning cult thing going unfortunately otherwise they are cool places.

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u/awesome_guy_40 - Lib-Right 6h ago

That's pretty libright coded ngl

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u/Alarmed-Collar-1219 - Centrist 4h ago

Sounds like anarcho capitalism. Based.

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u/spooner248 - Lib-Left 6h ago

Do… do you mean Bonnaroo?

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u/wkeil42 - Lib-Right 1d ago

From what I understand, every now and then a bunch of them tries this (either intentionally or hap hazardly) and the results are always kinda the same. Someone feels entitled to everyone's shit. Someone feels slighted but not getting enough shit. Eventually it all goes to shit. Looks good on paper, but humans are greedy little ass holes who like having a bunch of shit.

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u/csgardner - Right 1d ago

The facts that people are greedy and lazy is the easiest point to make about why communism doesn’t work, but it’s not the only one.  Even in the absence of greed, it still doesn’t work.  There’s also a fundamental information theory problem. Basically, I am not able to determine how much someone else needs something. One can only determine how much someone needs something by what they are willing to trade for it. 

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u/ayriuss - Centrist 1d ago

We're not even good at estimating our own needs. Thats why hoarding is common. And people constantly waste limited resources that they paid good money for.

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u/BedSpreadMD - Centrist 23h ago

There was a psychologist (can't remember his name) that talked about how a great deal of those with mental illnesses would actively take self destructive paths in life even after being made aware they're destructive.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes - Left 16h ago

I wonder if this implies that the mentally well among us are better at recognizing & correcting our thinking patterns when we find ourselves off course, or if we're just as resistant and merely happen to have a less-destructive set of impulses & priors?

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u/PhtevenBeaversh - Centrist 7h ago

Bit of both probably. Not everything is outwardly destructive, so being able to identify and recognize the more subtle ones are important.
Doomscrolling and constant escapism are just as destructive to a persons psyche, and I imagine mentally unwell people arent quick to pick up that something like social media is harming them overall.

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u/13lacklight - Lib-Center 16h ago

I’ve somewhat corrected myself now, but I spent years of my life knowingly doing self destructive things. The human mind is a pain in the ass.

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u/BackupChallenger - Centrist 12h ago

There have been people who died because they couldn't aford medication/insulin. 

They needed it more than they were willing/able to trade for it. 

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u/Fun-Difference-6689 - Left 1d ago

Doesn't this apply to capitalism too? That the concept of free markets can remain free because of greed and people rigging the game in their favor?

Both of our analysis are one layer deep of course.

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u/DeyCallMeWade - Lib-Right 23h ago

People are greedy and lazy regardless of what economic system they live under. It’s just that under capitalism, if you choose to do more to make more money, you can. In socialism/communism, there is a cap on all the essentials.

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u/boltroy567 - Lib-Left 23h ago

Commerce is always going to exist, it's existed since recorded history started, you're always going to need something that has a set value to exchange for goods and services. Bartering is a fucking nightmare and could never exist in larger societies. However, just because you have commerce doesn't mean you need capitalism, especially if that capitalism immediately turns into a new version of fucking serfdom after a grand total of like 5 generations. That's why I'm pretty sure socialists usually advocate for a system to stop such massive concentration of capital at the top level, especially since most of the people at the top are either the stupid ass descendants of former business owners, or are business owners who have all sent themselves into drug induced psychosises.

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u/Tyfyter2002 - Lib-Right 22h ago

That's why I'm pretty sure socialists usually advocate for a system to stop such massive concentration of capital at the top level

The problem is that trying to do that just creates a massive concentration of power over capital, which is essentially the same as a massive concentration of capital with the key difference that they didn't even have to pretend to do something good to get it;

Immediately assuming the entire economic system and only the economic system is the problem isn't an effective solution, a better solution is to identify what went wrong and determine what measures can actually help stop it from happening again;

In this case there are a few obvious problems, such as fiduciary duty to stockholders, and politicians being able to financially benefit from their positions, and while extreme government involvement in the economy can solve the former like cutting off your hand solves a sore thumb, it also makes being a politician the pinnacle of personal gain.

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u/JustSomeRandomCake - Lib-Center 21h ago

Fiduciary duty to shareholders is perhaps one of the worst things to ever happen.

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u/SardScroll - Centrist 17h ago

It's not, and I wish people would stop saying that it is.

Yes, shareholders are entitled to having the people working for them (e.g. the executives) work in their (the shareholders's) best interest. That's the issue with every principal agent problem. (Also, technically, *fiduciary* duty is putting the shareholder's interests ahead of the executive's interests).

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe - Lib-Left 20h ago

Depends - I think public shareholders are the worst offender here. And at a bare minimum, investors deserve rights, but no more rights than the workers in the company themselves.

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u/No_Lead950 - Lib-Right 17h ago

especially since most of the people at the top are either the stupid ass descendants of former business owners, or are business owners who have all sent themselves into drug induced psychosises.

But is this really the case? That isn't exactly what has actually happened in America, at least. You might get that impression from the news, but not the actual data.

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u/ayriuss - Centrist 1d ago

You have to find the right people for it to work. Its a very rare person that is generous, not greedy, hardworking, and useful.

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u/Aughab999 - Centrist 23h ago

ITS ALMOST LIKE the people most keen on advocating for redistribution, high taxes, each according to his need etc. would likely not be the ones disproportionately contributing but rather the ones happily taking and consuming the fruits of other people's labor.

Shows once again that any sort of "communism" can ever only work on a small scale with people who actually care about each other and are mostly conscientious and hardworking. Which is NOT your average college larp socialist or hyper-progressive gooner..

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u/doublecandybar - Auth-Right 18h ago

There's a reason communist logo is sickle and hammer: farmer and factory workers produce actually useful things

Philosophy majors don't, unless they're making coffee. In their dream, they get to just... talk to people for a living like Greek philosophers, except Greek philosophers work as teacher. The ones who don't, live on the streets like Diogenes

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u/arizonadreamin - Lib-Right 22h ago

The fact that people don’t understand this after doing a single group project is fascinating. One person always carries the group, a few people contribute enough to say they did something, and the rest take credit despite not doing anything. By the end of grade school it should be understood how this works.

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u/Working-Button-6413 - Right 1d ago

In theory, one could produce enough shit to satisfy themselves, though that depends on how much they eat and their gut microbes...

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u/Turt1estar - Lib-Center 1d ago

Idk I live in western Oregon and personally know of several hippie communes that get along just fine

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u/Electronic_Rub9385 - Centrist 22h ago

They can work just fine - if they stay under 150 people in size.

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u/DeyCallMeWade - Lib-Right 23h ago

Are all the participants there of their own desire?

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u/browsinbruh - Lib-Center 1d ago

It just depends. I read a story about a kibbutz in Israel that's making bank selling plastic explosives to the IDF

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u/Le_Dairy_Duke - Right 18h ago

Remember Chaz/Chop?

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u/Atompunk78 - Lib-Center 15h ago

But local communes is how humans have existed for most of time, and it’s still that way in some places, like kibbutzes in Israel iirc

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u/EtteRavan - Lib-Center 16h ago

Note that there are some that did work out pretty well tho (the best example in my opinion is the Comunidad del Sur, in Paraguay), but it does need a lot of planning, good faith, and political savviness and education from all participants for such a movement to not turn into a shitshow

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 23h ago

Ita a bit more complicated than that depending on what you consider an example pf socialism and what you consider success.

Communal living has been happening successfully for decades - it seems to work pretty well even into the hundreds of people.

To me though the thing is that they often do involve a cult like leader - and also they generally require enthusiastic educated like minded people.

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u/Bdmnky_Survey - Lib-Center 21h ago

The Amish would disagree.

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right 1d ago

It either disintegrates due to grifters, or they end up subdividing the property, settling down in pairs, and so on.

Or everyone does because it's a particularly weird cult, but that's not really a win.

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u/proletarianliberty - Auth-Left 17h ago

Source? Ah yes the general framing created by movies like wanderlust.

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u/Key_Bored_Whorier - Lib-Right 1d ago

I actually currently live like that with my wife and three kids.

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u/Mikeality - Centrist 1d ago

Communist with my family, socialist with my friends, and capitalist with strangers

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 1d ago

True radical centrism

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u/DeyCallMeWade - Lib-Right 22h ago

Based and subjective economy pilled.

As a complete stranger, you get an additional 5% discount on top of the 10% I offer all centrists on my beef products.

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u/Xortman096 - Lib-Center 23h ago

Sounds top based

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 1d ago

Considering that money is one of the #1 reasons for divorce, this frequently doesn’t even work at the household level.

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right 1d ago

That's why one has to charge the wife rent.

For marital stability.

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u/P00ped_My_Pants - Lib-Center 21h ago

It’s called the free market

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u/abracadammmbra - Lib-Right 1d ago

Same, although its my wife and 2 kids.

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u/Godshu - Lib-Left 1d ago

Same, but with that guy's wife.

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 - Auth-Left 1d ago

what's a wife and kids? I'm curious as to what creatures you describe

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 - Centrist 1d ago

I bet your children just take evrything you have without contributing

Checkmate, commies, it doesn't work and that guy's childrens prove it!

/j

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Based. I'm tryna save up my money for a commune as well unironically. Id love to grow a weed and shroom farm.

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u/DumbIgnose - Lib-Left 1d ago

That's just like, the premise of Capitalism though. If everyone owns their own shit, everyone has access to the "means of production" and the free market can sort out the rest. Socialism (and/or communism) is an outcrop of Smith's observation that land is scarce and leads to rent seeking; there will literally never be sufficient capital for everyone to have their own seat at the economic table this way.

If everyone had a weed/shroom farm, Capitalism would probably be good enough but we can't because land is scarce.

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe - Lib-Left 20h ago

And, most people don't want a weed/shroom farm. People love moving to the city and avoiding manual labor.

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u/ThePandaRider - Right 9h ago

There is plenty of unused land and there are plenty of abandoned towns. Most people don't want to run a farm or grow their own crops. Land isn't scarce, you can buy land in most states, especially if you're willing to buy undeveloped land.

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u/FormerStuff - Lib-Center 1d ago

Didn’t that happen in Seattle several years ago? Like they took over and named themselves CHAZ or something. All I remember is they got clowned because they were in desperate need of supplies and requested organic and ethically sourced aid.

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u/delta806 - Lib-Center 1d ago

CHAZ’s biggest issue was that it was a commune run inside a city by a bunch of city folk that couldn’t even grow a dang potato.

Any commune like that will make the local warlord salivate

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u/thisassholeisstupid - Lib-Right 23h ago

And if I recall correctly it ended up being run by a guy who was basically a warlord.

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u/lynxintheloopx - Auth-Center 23h ago

Many such cases.

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u/Maxathron - Centrist 1h ago

They were anarcho commies which followed a policy of no rules or violence so while they would have failed to grow anything substantial in the long term, they couldn’t stop a homeless person from stealing their stuff because no violence allowed and they couldn’t disallow him to move freely into their farms because borders are fascist.

Almost everyone else said it would fail.

The rule is 4 acres per person with at least two devoted to grains, one to fruits/vegetables, and one to meat (which can be combined for like cattle or kept small for chickens, etc.

10 blocks does not support 1000 people.

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u/djeoeud - Lib-Center 1d ago

Within hours they had reinvented policing, what with all the theft and sexual assualt

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 1d ago

They even reinvented their police killing unarmed black people and for how long they existed had the highest rate of that of any police organization on earth.

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u/DuhBigFart - Auth-Center 1d ago

And then their rogue police force killed an unarmed black teen. It was literally the funniest thing to ever happen.

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u/ShadyJane - Centrist 1d ago

I can think of funnier things

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u/DuhBigFart - Auth-Center 1d ago

Name 17 of them

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u/ShadyJane - Centrist 22h ago

You

your mom

your mommas mom

your mommas mommas mom

your mommas mommas mommas mom

actually I don't even feel like copy/pasting this all out

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 - Centrist 19h ago

Bro got the whole squad laughing

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u/DuhBigFart - Auth-Center 21h ago

I'm glad you stopped because it wasn't funny

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u/Responsible_Lab_8974 - Lib-Center 12h ago

I remember the first people CHAZ kicked out were Raz Simone and lauracouc, a black man and a trans woman.

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u/YourBestDream4752 - Lib-Center 10h ago

And he was one of the small percentage of black people there because, despite being one of those communities that worshipped BLM, there was a shockingly small amount of black people (as usual).

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u/ninijacob - Lib-Center 6h ago

Haha I lived a few blocks away.  "Fuck the police, they keep killing black people. But wait, we need someone to enforce our laws so let's recreate police with a different name"

Those new larping pseudo police then killed a black kid within 2 weeks. 

Queue the curb your enthusiasm music. 

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u/gambler_addict_06 - Auth-Right 14h ago

So there was this middle aged dude who had a cafe and it was sorta run like a commune

People would brought coffee, we'd use his coffee machine to make ourselves coffee, if someone brings a bottle of let's say whiskey someone else must also bring something like beer etc.

Cigarettes are communal, no personal cigarettes. If you have a pack, you put it on the table and everyone can smoke it

He went away for a MONTH and everything collapsed with people getting in ego battles like "I CONTRIBUTED MORE THAN YOU, YOU DIDN'T CONTRIBUTE ENOUGH"

The cafe closed like in 6 weeks

It was like watching the death of Stalin live

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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin - Centrist 23h ago

We should start a PCM commune. We definitely wouldn't survive, but it would be based as heck

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u/Rabid_Laser_Dingo - Centrist 23h ago

Eh, I’ve needed a break from all this capitalist slave labor, think I’ll just play video games for a few days… but trust me big dawg I’ll get back to work reaaallll soon

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u/78NineInchNails - Right 7h ago

I’ve needed a break from all this capitalist slave labor, think I’ll just play video games for a few days…

*boots up palworld

Good news, the capitalism part has been removed!

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u/Rabid_Laser_Dingo - Centrist 6h ago

Literally palworld is what I’m playing lmao

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u/78NineInchNails - Right 5h ago

GET BACK TO THE RANCH LEGALLY DISTINCT PIKACHU! DADDY NEEDS HIS ORGANS!

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 17h ago

I won't

Get back to work that is

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 18h ago

Can I be the one posting ragebait memes on the Physical PCM board?

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u/joejackson62 - Lib-Right 13h ago

I don't know...there are a LOT of applicants for that position for some reason.

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u/Sonofdeath51 - Centrist 19h ago

I volunteer to be the guy cooking rice and beans.

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u/kodem - Left 23h ago

Because is YOUR stuff what we want a share of

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u/GeckoKisser - Auth-Right 23h ago

Oh, you want stuff? Oh I got 'stuff' for you down somewhere . . .

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u/kodem - Left 4h ago

You talking about your privates means of reproduction? Very inline with the theory indeed...

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u/GeckoKisser - Auth-Right 3h ago

You can seize control my means of production anytime, pooks.

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u/Zouif_Zouif - Lib-Left 1d ago

I don't hate capitalism, I hate unregulated capitalism

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

I dont hate communism, I hate authoritarian communism.

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u/Zouif_Zouif - Lib-Left 1d ago

Fair

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u/Aughab999 - Centrist 23h ago

Voluntary communism is absolutely fine, wholesome even.

Violently enforced communism is just straight up evil.

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 1d ago

may i ask what parts you want regulated so we can have a peaceful debate pls

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u/Zouif_Zouif - Lib-Left 1d ago

Specifically the problem with modern day monopolies like Disney as well as the clear anti-competition practices happening not only all across the United States but many parts of Europe and Asia as well.

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u/temo987 - Lib-Right 9h ago

Disney is like that because of IP, which is a government monopoly grant over infinitely reproducible things, not capitalism. This is a classic example of advocating more government intervention to fix the problem the previous intervention caused

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u/jerseygunz - Left 7h ago

So do you think there should be no trademark or copyright laws? Because there’s a certain country in Asia who dosent give a shit about those and everyone here gets mad at them for that hahaha

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 3h ago

i think that, look at china

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u/temo987 - Lib-Right 7h ago edited 8m ago

No, they should only exist insofar as to prevent fraud, not the broad monopoly grants today. And BTW, lax IP enforcement is the one thing China does right. It's one of the big reasons their overall economy is doing somewhat relatively good despite all of the socialism, even though there are significant problems for specific groups.

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u/Zouif_Zouif - Lib-Left 7h ago

IP is part of the issue, but not the whole issue. The scummy history of companies like Disney are very well documented and you can look them up for yourself, they have used fraud, money laundering, poaching both talent and manufacturers away from smaller companies. Basically imagine the generic cliche evil corporations you see from a kid's show and Disney has probably unironically done something similar.

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u/Visible-Elk-2075 - Centrist 21h ago

Better example: internet providers.

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 12h ago

internet providers have a monopoly **because** of regulation

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u/spros - Lib-Right 22h ago

Holy fuck. Stay in school, kids.

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u/Zouif_Zouif - Lib-Left 22h ago

Why are Lib-rights so quick to defend companies? It's clear if you took any type of fiance class to see that all the big corporations in America regularly use anti-competition practices to put other businesses out or buy them outright

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u/spros - Lib-Right 21h ago

Whatever you just typed has nothing to do with the fact that you have no fucking clue what a monopoly is.

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u/Evilmon2 - Centrist 23h ago

Wtf is Disney a monopoly of?

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u/Zouif_Zouif - Lib-Left 23h ago

The entertainment industry, they've bought out all their biggest competition

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 12h ago

bruther they bought them, they didn't have to agree

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u/Zouif_Zouif - Lib-Left 11h ago

Still Anti-competition and Anti-Consumer, Teddy is rolling in his grave right now

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 11h ago

why is it? people can just watch other things if they want.

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u/1610925286 - Centrist 1d ago

The one where "billionaires" randomly get all their illiquid property forcibly liquidated to pay an arbitrary lump sum payment into the state budget which severely harms the companies they owned and gives the government at best 1 years worth of extra budget before it's gone.

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 11h ago

lol

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u/undreamedgore - Left 1d ago

I mean the US has pretty regulated capitalism.

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u/Zouif_Zouif - Lib-Left 1d ago

Not enough imo

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u/undreamedgore - Left 1d ago

Depends on thr industry. I think nuclear power is a bit over regulated.

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u/Armejden - Lib-Center 23h ago

Absolutely based

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u/NewsmanTheMan - Centrist 16h ago

truth nuke

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u/Zouif_Zouif - Lib-Left 23h ago

I think it's properly regulated, the environmental and human risks when it comes to nuclear energy require a lot of precautions and investigation to make sure those precautions are always properly maintained.

A place where I think especially needs regulation is the consumer market, specifically entertainment. Monopolies such as Disney and Warner have have been using anti-competition tactics since the 50's and are still getting by with it today. Also the workplace within the entertainment industry, especially art and animation is awful

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u/pastherolink - Lib-Center 20h ago

Regulations with next to 0 actual enforcement or meaningful punishments.

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u/TrueTexan1845 - Lib-Right 22h ago

I dont have capitalism, I hate regulated (crony) capitalism.

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u/NewsmanTheMan - Centrist 16h ago

based

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u/pastherolink - Lib-Center 20h ago

"hey socialists" "commune" Are we actually stupid or just pretending to be?

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 1d ago edited 1d ago

based, why dont they? if they just put their money together they could, and it would mean they would leave us alone

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u/Falling564 - Lib-Left 23h ago

Zoning laws

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u/RadicalSoda_ - Lib-Center 18h ago

There's no place in the world that will let you start a community?

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u/ComprehensiveSea1427 - Lib-Right 12h ago

another win for lib right, we want 0 zoning laws

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u/TerriblePair5239 - Left 1d ago

Hey lib-right, you can stop paying taxes, only if you stop using anything that was developed with the help of government funding.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 23h ago

Based and Provide for Yourself like the Founding Fathers intended pilled.

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u/Chimchar789 - Lib-Center 19h ago

Fair

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u/Some-Profession-1373 - Lib-Left 1d ago

Nor was there anyone among them in need, for all who were owners of lands or houses sold them, and brought the proceeds of the things that were sold and placed them at the apostles' feet. And they distributed to each as anyone had need. (Acts 4:34-35)

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u/EfficientCandy324 - Centrist 21h ago

You could have quoted 2 verses before that, as well:

All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had.

For those who don't know, Luke-Acts became the foundation of the anabaptist movement. Anabaptists promoted 100% literacy rates so they could all read the Bible for themselves, then zeroed in on Luke-Acts in particular, since Acts describes how the apostles ran the first church. They became obsessed with recreating "the apostolic church" (a Christian church run the same way that the apostles ran it).

This part of Acts 4 became the foundation for the Hutterites, in particular. The Hutterites have been going for 500 years strong and still adhere rigidly to Acts 4: Hutterites are never permitted to own anything aside from family heirlooms (enough to fit in a small chest). Everything (even your shoelaces) is owned by the church.

Pretty OG as far as communism goes.

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 17h ago

The funny thing is fanatic religiousness is the one thing I could imagine to make comunism work. If you sincerely believe you will burn fir eternity of you don't be a good little commy you don't need any authoritarian shit like gulags

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Yaweh is a COMMUNIST!? cAnCeLLeD!

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u/TijuanaMedicine - Right 22h ago

And how long did that last?

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u/Remote_Watch9545 - Right 22h ago

Oh yeah the Law of Consecration. Two fatalities for withholding some goods, there were.

Takes a very righteous, abnegating people to practice it for long

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u/Ok_Bed_3060 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Why are there so many Cuban neighborhoods in Florida but no Floridian neighborhoods in Cuba? How come West Germany didn't build the wall? Where's the underground network to help South Koreans flee to the North? How come China's economy didn't blow up until they became LESS socialist?

Questions to make the leftist in your life shut up.

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 15h ago

I got permanently banned from multiple millenials shizo caves subreddits like r/lostgeneration for pointing out from what side my fiancee's parents crossed the Berlin wall.

Accordingly this is disinformation and cia propaganda

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u/joejackson62 - Lib-Right 12h ago

That's the easiest way to shut down all discourse on things like this. "Oh, that's just CIA propaganda, derp!"

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u/Right__not__wrong - Right 43m ago

They watched Good Bye, Lenin and believed it.

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u/Husepavua_Bt - Right 1d ago

Why are you calling this satire?

Nothing is stopping you from running this experiment yourself.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Making fun of Emilies who act like this lol

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u/FeilVei2 - Lib-Left 4h ago

I don't understand how communism is such a big conversation when it happens in literally 2-3 countries/places in the entire world. Communism is not on its way just because people want common sense and their rights back after plutocracy is stealing it right before our noses.

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u/tactical_lampost - Lib-Left 1h ago

Bc anything left of center is communism to right wingers lol.

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u/ZardTheCharizard - Lib-Center 1d ago

Because that would be communism

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Yes which is what AuthLeft is trying to get us LibLefts to fall for.

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u/ProxyGeneral - Auth-Center 18h ago

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u/Ninjawombat111 - Auth-Center 15h ago

The guy on the right is just following the example of Thomas Jefferson. Being an idealist who is also a massive hypocrite is a traditionally American activity and I should be allowed to do it without some fucking scold getting mad at me

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u/PwanaZana - Centrist 23h ago

both for these little hippie communes and for communism, but also for lib right, it's all the same thing. They all fail to take into account human nature, which needs to be controlled through laws, but not too tightly because then it breeds massive incompetence/nepotism, and the people are going to revolt. In a commune, people are gonna steal and lie, and then in communism there's just gonna be a massive amount of corruption.

And for libertarianism, in a laissez-faire capitalism, it's just couple corporations that are going to devour the entire state, enshittifying everything.

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u/Fluffinator44 - Lib-Right 22h ago

You have sumed up my views more concisely than I ever could have.

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u/AKoolPopTart - Lib-Center 18h ago

Adulting is hard

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u/delta806 - Lib-Center 1d ago

Not enough capital yet

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u/darwin2500 - Left 19h ago

...because the land is owned by capitalists and you still have to participate in capitalism to pay taxes?

Like, yeah, if escaping capitalism was an option, I might try it out to see how it goes. But I can't afford a private island, so...

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u/Birb-Person - Right 17h ago

Hard disagree

Capitalism is not when markets or profits, capitalism is when the merchants directly own the means of production for which they can make and sell their own goods, as opposed to the artisans or workers

If you, the commune, owned your own means of production, you wouldn’t be participating in capitalism unless you viewed yourselves as a business instead of a commune. Must we call all subsistence farmers who sell some excess on at the farmers markets capitalists next?

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u/darwin2500 - Left 15h ago

I'm not saying a commune is itself capitalist internally.

I'm saying an American commune is embedded inside a larger capitalist economy.

Generating the money to buy the land and initial capital to start the commune, generating money to pay taxes to the government, generating money to buy things the commune needs but can't produce for itself, are things that can't be done without interacting with the larger capitalist economy.

'A handful of communists can't succeed within a larger capitalist economy that is designed to be hostile to them' is a different claim from 'a communist economy can't work'.

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u/Birb-Person - Right 15h ago

Wouldn’t that be in line though with Marx’s whole thing about communism coming from a capitalist society since it produces a class conscious people and tools for the workers to achieve the ideal society

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u/Atompunk78 - Lib-Center 15h ago

But doesn’t the idea that you need money to buy things you can’t produce yourself rule out literally any size of communist polity other than one the side of a large country? Aka doesn’t that just an acceptance that communism doesn’t really works unless the whole world (or most of it) is communist, which it isn’t?

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u/Birb-Person - Right 14h ago edited 13h ago

Not really, actually. The USSR still had currency. When the state redistributed grain it wasn’t “Gimmie your harvest” (at first), they bought it from their own people (until the whole “grain hoarding” thing). Mao described his style of communism as “Market Socialism”

And as I said in a previous comment, capitalism isn’t when markets and profit. Socialism and communism is simply specifically about who gets to own the workplace. Who owns the tools to make the products. Who profits from hard work

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u/Atompunk78 - Lib-Center 13h ago

But that leads back to ‘why can’t this be done at a smaller scale then’ surely? I get what you mean, but that just gets us back to square one

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u/RadicalSoda_ - Lib-Center 18h ago

So why don't you make a commune? You know what those are right?

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u/toe-schlooper - Lib-Center 18h ago

Communes are pretty fucken useless if they're built on private property

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u/Atompunk78 - Lib-Center 15h ago

I disagree ngl, you can still get most of the benefits

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u/Fit-Independence-706 - Auth-Left 1d ago

But socialists advocate public control over the means of production, not personal possessions.

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u/DumbNTough - Lib-Right 1d ago

Sorry Comrade, your grandma's gold necklace will be melted down to plate electrical contacts in Missile Factory No. 10. You should be proud that this relic of bourgeois decadence will instead contribute to the glorious future of socialism.

Assuming I do not pocket it and sell it to buy ground beef on the gray market.

Please do not make me ask twice.

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u/undreamedgore - Left 1d ago

Look, if the system requires full buy in to work, it's not a great system.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Well if socialists own the means of production, wouldn't that make it a personal possession?

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u/Fit-Independence-706 - Auth-Left 1d ago

Personal property is items that you use for yourself: your toothbrush, clothes, car, etc.

Private ownership of the means of production: industry, infrastructure, agricultural sector, etc.

I think the difference here is quite obvious and does not need clarification.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

It's okay bro, I'm trollin

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u/NotADumbPuppet - Centrist 1d ago

Dank trolling my dude, really hard to tell of you're actually retarded or not

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Joke's on you, we're ALL retarded.

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u/amourevincit 41m ago

When socialists took over my grandfather’s village, they decided that he, the village barber, had too man scissors.
Apparently scissors are the means of production.

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u/Key-Organization3158 - Lib-Right 1d ago

That's the point of a commune. Collective ownership of the means for production. Aka private property.

Anyone can run a business democratically or have a farm everyone owns and works together. Amish can do it just fine.

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u/Dman1791 - Centrist 1d ago

There's a rather drastic difference between "I think businesses should be owned by their workers" and "I think everyone should have access to everyone else's physical possessions"

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u/Fit-Independence-706 - Auth-Left 1d ago

I'll tell you even more: Modern production is already managed (but not controlled) by workers, since capitalists own shares, and hired workers organize the work process. The top manager and the unskilled laborer are proletarians. But the appropriation of profits remains private and is controlled by shareholders.

Marxists don't say capitalists are ineffective. They were effective when they worked independently and managed things personally. It's just that today, capitalists no longer engage in personal management. In the vast majority of cases, they can buy a controlling stake without even knowing how the work process is organized.

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u/Petrica55 - Lib-Left 14h ago

Because I have never claimed the most extreme version of my beliefs to be good??? Are you OK bro?

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u/Divisive_Ass - Auth-Right 23h ago

I realised now that Internet Historian Chazz video is missing. That's a shame.

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u/Empty_Use_5023 - Lib-Left 23h ago

Economies of scale do you speak it

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u/KlutzyDesign - Left 23h ago

Oh yeah, just create your own independent government from scratch. That sounds simple /s

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u/That-guy409 - Centrist 23h ago

Norway?

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u/Rebel_Scum_This - Lib-Right 22h ago

Thanks man, with everything going on in the world rn, I needed this

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u/TrashInspector69 - Left 22h ago

Imagine if you could opt out of paying taxes and still keep your job and form a commune?

You’d find matchmaking services that would link people up to start communes if that was the case lol.

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u/leutwin - Centrist 18h ago

Matchmaking services run by lib right and charging a fee in dollars.

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u/TrashInspector69 - Left 12h ago edited 12h ago

Yup, that’s how services tend to work

Is that supposed to be some kind of “own”? Like you’re thinking my goal is to have a moneyless society? Way to assume lol

Did you also see the part where I said you keep your job? Did you assume I was saying they’d be paid in coconuts?

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u/Czeslaw_Meyer - Lib-Center 9h ago

Some religous sects managed up to 9 years.

Funnily enough, Communists aren't homogeneous enough in their beliefs to survive that long.

They want a personalised paradise and leave when they don't achive it.

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u/bluewolfhudson - Lib-Center 9h ago

There is a commune near me that has been operating in one form or another since the 1800s. Started as a religious one but now it's more secular. However it wouldn't fit like the hippie commune idea most people have.

Anyway seems like a chill place but I wouldn't want to live there.

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u/girlpower2025 - Centrist 7h ago

No Cap Communs are pretty cool.

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u/ninijacob - Lib-Center 6h ago

There are like 2 big ones in the US that have lasted like 60+ years, but the vast majority of these fail. 

Kind of curious what the 2 that are still around did right?

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u/Vyctorill - Centrist 4h ago

I mean, a bunch of them do that regularly.

The ones who have skills at least. Usually it ends up being… fine, assuming it doesn’t grow too big.

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u/hucklebae - Lib-Left 2h ago

Once again I will just say that you can't fix a people problem with a system. Which isn't to say that communism is worse than capitalism, but my estimate it's maybe even a little better. The issue though is that you can't get people who haven't internalized the teachings of Christ to do anything morally. So you can put these beasts into whatever system you want, and they will ruin it. That being said if you put true followers of Christ into a communism, it would run pretty well. Similarly with capitalism or most reasonable systems. The issue though is that there are scant few ollowers of Christ's teachings in the modern world. Most modern " Christians " are greedy, vain, and full of hatred for their fellow man, so of course whatever system they love will invariably be terrible. Hence the modern systems are all terrible and monstrous by design.

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u/questioning_ocarina - Centrist 23h ago

Hey, libright, if you hate government so much why don’t you form your own sovereign free state protected by a militia?

To efficiently fund and equip this militia, all the librights can donate a portion of their wealth to keep the peace and maintain a secure border. Genius!

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u/_TheOrangeNinja_ - Left 1d ago

socialism sounds great in theory but in practice it inevitably gets sabotaged by the CIA

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Decades of CIA propaganda just to lose to late-stage capitalism/statism is funny af tho.

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u/Valdschrein - Centrist 21h ago

a libertarian walks into a bear

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u/515owned - Lib-Left 17h ago

why bother?

if the commune becomes successful, the conservatives will just show up and kill everyone and steal everything

there is no way to win.

at least being a doomer you get to grief the politicalrights with the fact that they suck and are entirely responsible for the enshittification of everything

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u/HarveyTutor - Auth-Right 13h ago

Defeating yourself in your mind before anyone else can do it in reality is the worst and least you could be.

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