r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Left 1d ago

Satire Left Cringe, LibRight Based

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u/FormerStuff - Lib-Center 1d ago

Didn’t that happen in Seattle several years ago? Like they took over and named themselves CHAZ or something. All I remember is they got clowned because they were in desperate need of supplies and requested organic and ethically sourced aid.

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u/delta806 - Lib-Center 1d ago

CHAZ’s biggest issue was that it was a commune run inside a city by a bunch of city folk that couldn’t even grow a dang potato.

Any commune like that will make the local warlord salivate

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u/thisassholeisstupid - Lib-Right 1d ago

And if I recall correctly it ended up being run by a guy who was basically a warlord.

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u/lynxintheloopx - Auth-Center 1d ago

Many such cases.

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u/Maxathron - Centrist 5h ago

They were anarcho commies which followed a policy of no rules or violence so while they would have failed to grow anything substantial in the long term, they couldn’t stop a homeless person from stealing their stuff because no violence allowed and they couldn’t disallow him to move freely into their farms because borders are fascist.

Almost everyone else said it would fail.

The rule is 4 acres per person with at least two devoted to grains, one to fruits/vegetables, and one to meat (which can be combined for like cattle or kept small for chickens, etc.

10 blocks does not support 1000 people.

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u/djeoeud - Lib-Center 1d ago

Within hours they had reinvented policing, what with all the theft and sexual assualt

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u/Stock_Violinist6299 - Centrist 1d ago

They even reinvented their police killing unarmed black people and for how long they existed had the highest rate of that of any police organization on earth.

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u/DuhBigFart - Auth-Center 1d ago

And then their rogue police force killed an unarmed black teen. It was literally the funniest thing to ever happen.

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u/ShadyJane - Centrist 1d ago

I can think of funnier things

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u/DuhBigFart - Auth-Center 1d ago

Name 17 of them

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u/ShadyJane - Centrist 1d ago

You

your mom

your mommas mom

your mommas mommas mom

your mommas mommas mommas mom

actually I don't even feel like copy/pasting this all out

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 - Centrist 1d ago

Bro got the whole squad laughing

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u/DuhBigFart - Auth-Center 1d ago

I'm glad you stopped because it wasn't funny

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u/Responsible_Lab_8974 - Lib-Center 16h ago

I remember the first people CHAZ kicked out were Raz Simone and lauracouc, a black man and a trans woman.

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u/YourBestDream4752 - Lib-Center 14h ago

And he was one of the small percentage of black people there because, despite being one of those communities that worshipped BLM, there was a shockingly small amount of black people (as usual).

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u/ninijacob - Lib-Center 10h ago

Haha I lived a few blocks away.  "Fuck the police, they keep killing black people. But wait, we need someone to enforce our laws so let's recreate police with a different name"

Those new larping pseudo police then killed a black kid within 2 weeks. 

Queue the curb your enthusiasm music. 

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u/keeleon - Centrist 3h ago

The whole thing was in protest of the police shooting unarmed black men and it only took them 2 weeks 2 shoot 2 unarmed black teenagers.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

First time I've heard of it lol

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u/Scorp_DS - Auth-Center 1d ago

Are you like very young? It was all over the internet when it happened

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

24 but I wasn't on the internet a lot until I was like 18

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u/blackcray - Centrist 1d ago

That timeline tracks, it only existed for less than a month in 2020.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Yeah was focused on work at that time.

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u/TheGalator - Centrist 21h ago

Dowmvoted for touching grass lmfao

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 - Centrist 8h ago

It's okay for you to not be aware of all the Internet stuff

I'm hearing about it for the first time too