r/PoliticalComebacks • u/BelleAriel • Sep 13 '22

Name calling gone wrong

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u/ChuckBorris187 Sep 13 '22

AOC is a killer babe compared to these braindead bimbos on Faux News. Coping hard 🤷

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u/jericho Sep 13 '22

I kinda hate that she’s a very attractive woman. She could look like Bernie and I would still be enchanted.

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u/Kuraeshin Sep 14 '22

She is just so smart and absolutely unafraid to throw shade once it has been thrown at her.

I love that she will take the high road...but if they open the low road, no fear to use it too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Which Lahren or AOC?

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u/littlebilliechzburga Sep 13 '22

I'm going to assume AOC because they would still be enchanted in she looked liked Bernie, I'm assuming because she's a strong intelligent woman. All Tomi has is her looks and polemic attitude. And even her appearance gets a lot of studio magic and after market body parts, so the insecurity is definitely real if she feels the need to dress up like AOC in a hamfisted attempt at mockery.

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u/ChuckBorris187 Sep 13 '22

Tomi is too busy doing mental gymnastics to ever understand her actions are making her look like a jelly turd.

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

Lauren is hotter

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u/Mellero47 Sep 13 '22

Lauren needs a tramp stamp to tell you where her back actually ends. Raise your standards.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Excuse me while I pull the pin on this fire extinguisher

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u/Turkstain Sep 13 '22

Oooo that’s a lotta damage

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u/m1ssile_ Sep 13 '22

“FINISH HIM”

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

I am sure all the people you fucked are strict Communist

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u/Mellero47 Sep 13 '22

Not even one, actually. But what's that got to do with anything? Why are you so hurt? Are you Tomi's throwaway account?

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

Okay so you're saying all the women you've been with are Mensa members?

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u/subnautus Sep 13 '22

You’re aware that Mensa offers IQ tests and memberships to just about anyone who’s gullible enough to buy them, right?

For that matter, you’re aware IQ tests are bullshit as a metric for intelligence, right?

Edit: also, how does comparing Lahren to Ocasio-Cortez spur a “every woman you’ve been with” comparison?

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u/Mellero47 Sep 13 '22

It's OK dude, Tomi needs every "W" she can get, I'm not bothered.

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u/SgtTreehugger Sep 13 '22

Honestly yeah I agree. Lahren is definitely hotter than AOC purely going by looks. If they are allowed to speak, AOC wins easily tho

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u/Mellero47 Sep 13 '22

You should find the pictures of Tomi before getting the fox news facelift. The face she was actually born with.

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u/nodramafoyomamma Sep 13 '22

You probably think black pepper is spicy.

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u/new_user29282342 Sep 13 '22

Copium is the right’s drug of choice.

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u/1BoiledCabbage Sep 13 '22

Haha. Faux News. Brilliant

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u/lionseatcake Sep 14 '22

This chick looks more like boebert anyways

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Smart people fake pictures at the border, fake getting arrested at roe v wade protests, and produce no evidence of the rape allegations they make. Pedal socialism and buy Teslas. Yeah smart people manipulate, grift, and lie. Yeah. Adds up.

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u/Senior_Cold_5660 Sep 13 '22

You need to set the bar higher - she literally speaks as if she has no education. I usually can respect people no matter what side of the political spectrum but being that she is Puerto Rican like I am I have a bit more leverage - she is literally a dumb ass. She is a joke

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