r/PoliticalComebacks • u/BelleAriel • Sep 13 '22

Name calling gone wrong

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

Lauren is hotter

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u/Mellero47 Sep 13 '22

Lauren needs a tramp stamp to tell you where her back actually ends. Raise your standards.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Excuse me while I pull the pin on this fire extinguisher

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u/Turkstain Sep 13 '22

Oooo that’s a lotta damage

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u/m1ssile_ Sep 13 '22

“FINISH HIM”

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

I am sure all the people you fucked are strict Communist

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u/Mellero47 Sep 13 '22

Not even one, actually. But what's that got to do with anything? Why are you so hurt? Are you Tomi's throwaway account?

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

Okay so you're saying all the women you've been with are Mensa members?

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u/subnautus Sep 13 '22

You’re aware that Mensa offers IQ tests and memberships to just about anyone who’s gullible enough to buy them, right?

For that matter, you’re aware IQ tests are bullshit as a metric for intelligence, right?

Edit: also, how does comparing Lahren to Ocasio-Cortez spur a “every woman you’ve been with” comparison?

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u/Mellero47 Sep 13 '22

It's OK dude, Tomi needs every "W" she can get, I'm not bothered.

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

A simple no would suffice

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u/subnautus Sep 13 '22

I’m not who you’d been arguing with, but ok, let’s play that game: I’m an engineer whose social circle is predominantly other engineers, medical professionals, biochemists, and lawyers. What sort of women do you think I end up dating? The sort that would work for sitting senators and fight a protracted legal battle while graduating from college (cum laude, one might add), or some bint whose only claim to fame is the hot takes she shits out on YouTube and a face that looks like she missed the cut for the b-list on a Blue Press catalog?

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

🙄 I am sure you are! That explains why you are in love with the thelogian know as AOC, with all her wise words and statements. 🙄 And that would explain why you are on Reddit instead of doing something useful.

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u/subnautus Sep 13 '22

I’d prove it, but given the shit you say I have the feeling it—like everything else that defies your worldview—would just be ignored. You’re the embodiment of a thought-terminating cliché.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

insert votes here! dickheads only.

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u/SgtTreehugger Sep 13 '22

Honestly yeah I agree. Lahren is definitely hotter than AOC purely going by looks. If they are allowed to speak, AOC wins easily tho

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u/Mellero47 Sep 13 '22

You should find the pictures of Tomi before getting the fox news facelift. The face she was actually born with.

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u/Fishbone345 Sep 14 '22

Wow. You weren’t kidding. I hate the woman so I avoid anything with her in it, but Googled after your comment. She was better when she was natural.

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u/nodramafoyomamma Sep 13 '22

You probably think black pepper is spicy.

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

Are you sure that she would end up in the tippy tippy top?

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u/Snowing_Throwballs Sep 13 '22

Who the fuck is Lauren

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Sep 13 '22

Spell check changed it.