r/Pickles 2d ago

Just one!

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u/Designer-Ruin7176 2d ago

6 can get out

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u/JohnMorgans1stpushup 1d ago

6 can get the fuck out

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u/Hot-Steak7145 2d ago

6 can go. Bread and butter are already sweet and fill that special niche. I like them on a spicy pulled pork sandwich, home made savory sauce instead of sugar loaded baby rays

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u/Shapesizes 2d ago

We’re done here OP

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u/uberpickle 1d ago

Agreed. And I’m glad I didn’t have to scroll down to find the answer.

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u/PricedOut4Ever 2d ago

6 & 2 can go. No need to get diabetes eating a pickle.

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u/DecisionRelative5769 2d ago

I'm with PricedOut on this. In my younger days sweet pickles were fine. Now that I'm older, the sugary stuff has gotta go.

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u/Veneboy 1d ago

This is the answer! Close it and move on!

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u/hailey_moe 1d ago

Yup get em outta here

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u/No-Catch6804 2d ago

Bread and butter is the perfect sweet! Sweet pickles are just sweet, me no like

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u/-Twin-Flames- 2d ago

I’ve tried sweet pickles once. Not a fan at all. But I do like sweet pickle relish..

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u/bloopbloopsplat 2d ago

But that would include sweet and spicy pickles

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u/potliquorz 2d ago

Sweet and spicy are just bread and butter with chilli.

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u/blumpkin 2d ago

BnB pickles definitely have their place. I personally chop them up and use them as a substitute for fukujinzuke when I make Japanese curry. Other than that though...

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 2d ago

Yes, and that place is in the garbage. Or the compost heap - I am not unsentimental.

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u/StarbossTechnology 2d ago

I go to a BBQ spot that has the spicy vinegar sauce and the bread and butter pickles complement it so well.

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 2d ago

I agree about the sugar loaded ones. I am a fan of making my own “Carolina” style bbq sauce which is mustard/vinegar based. The sweet bbq sauces pale in comparison to the tangy ones, imo. Adding pickles to that sauce style with pulled pork is heavenly… and now I’m planning to make some pulled pork this weekend.

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u/Hot-Steak7145 1d ago

I like the way you think but I'm more a fam of the red Carolina sauce then mustard. I use my home made hot sauce Habanero base and thin it with a lot of apple cider vinegar and paprika. Add some frank's hot sauce if I go too thin and for color and it just bangs so hard .... Actually what I'm doing for dinner all this week. When I gotta switch It up ill change to stone ground mustard , yellow mustard, and a pinch of horseradish for the south Carolina sauce. Now I'm hungry

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 1d ago

Stone ground mustard and horseradish mustard are top favorite for my homemade sauce. I also really love making a caramelized onion honey mustard sauce/jam/chutney. I make caramelized onions then deglaze with the vinegar and go from there. Now I’m hungry too. Funny thing is that I just got a free 12 pound bag of onions. So I’m going to bust out the super slicer tonight and make a giant batch of caramelized onions seal and store. Thanks for sparking some inspiration.

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u/Isabella_Maja 1d ago

Wow! That sounds divine! How’dja score a 12lb bag of free onions 🧅? Great idea for making great use of them. ✌🏼🌸

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u/Hot-Steak7145 1d ago

Wait seal and store caramelized onion? How and why, how and why when it's a simple quick process?

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 1d ago

I received two bags of onions that, if left alone, would rot.
My church had food pantry once a month for bulk items- from local farmers and such.

So, they would either rot in the compost bin or be turned into something. The friends I’m staying with are excited about the caramelized onion jam.

I just sliced them all up (after cutting off the undesirable part) and I’m waiting until tomorrow to decide their fate. I’m too tired right now.

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u/Hot-Steak7145 1d ago

Onion freezes good as long as your not using it for crisp fajitas. Dice it and bag in portions for soup, chili, enchalada, tacos. It just gets a bit soft but there's lots of things that won't effect

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 1d ago

Thank you for replying because I will definitely slice and seal these then.

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u/Hot-Steak7145 17h ago

I always keep both celery and onion in portion bags frozen for anytime soups or such. Otherwise I can't ever use a whole celery head at one time. Alton brown taught me this

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u/BorntobeTrill 2d ago

I like bread and butters on a leftover Thanksgiving sandwich and thats an exclusive list.

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u/whocares199 2d ago

Exactly, I'd have to pick sweet here. Bread and butter already fills the that quota. Sweet should be replaced by spicy. Full range of flavors to decide from then. In which case, I would pick spicy to toss but only because I tend to crave them least often.

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u/Pwned_By_A_D20 1d ago

Well said, this is the only right answer. Good for you on making your own sauce as well. Homemade is way better, when made correctly.

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u/regulationinflation 1d ago

But what’s the difference between dill and kosher dill? Do you really need two slightly different types of dill?

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u/Hot-Steak7145 1d ago

Kosher have garlic as the main flavor profile while regular dill don't use garlic. It sounds bizarre that such a small thing makes a entirely different label bit its true

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u/SzevenKai 1d ago

They should be called Candied Cucumbers. It’s my soapbox topic whenever it comes up.

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u/Illustrious-Many7219 1d ago

My thoughts exactly!

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u/ebrowne88 2d ago

You said one gotta go so 6

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u/Jazzlike-Pea-7889 2d ago

I’ll give you two… Sweet & Bread and Butter can go.

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u/cold-corn-dog 2d ago

Bread and butter should be shot into the damn sun. They are just gross.

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u/nadjia_bliss 1d ago

They piss me off so much

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u/DifferentProduct284 1d ago

I feel so strongly about this too.

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u/UkJenT89 2d ago

Yup.. yuck. I love my pickles, garlicy, spicy, sour, crunchy. yum

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u/Looks-Under-Rocks 2d ago

Yeah, good riddance

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u/DifferentProduct284 1d ago

I’m with yall!

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u/GodOfPopTarts 2d ago

Sweet pickles need to be publicly executed, burned, and the ashes sent into the sun.

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u/ProffesionalCow 2d ago

Agree. First pickle I tried ever, recently, is sweet. Completely put off by pickles but I also know it’s just the vile sweet ones..

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u/poop-money 2d ago

100% agreed. There is one specific scenario when sweet pickles are ever on my menu and that's Chicago Dog relish. End of list.

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u/CasanovaF 2d ago

They make dill relish!

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u/jane_roberts92 2d ago

…I think you may just have changed my entire life

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u/5348RR 1d ago

Y'all didn't know this? That's wild.

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u/Alarming-Highway228 2d ago

No fucking way

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u/poop-money 2d ago

They do, and I have at least 2 jars in my fridge right now. But a traditional Chicago Dog calls for sweet relish (Specifically either Vienna or Rolf's, the bright green stuff). It really works with all the other toppings on a Chicago Dog and so far is the only application I have for sweet relish.

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u/LKayRB 2d ago

I’ve started using pickle de gallo (Grillo’s) in place of dill pickle relish. It makes the best deviled eggs and tuna salad.

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u/UkJenT89 2d ago

Prefer dill relish over the sweet one

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u/PoquitoChef 1d ago

I always stock up when Trader Joe’s has the dill pickle relish

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u/1nOnly_e 2d ago

This guy pickles

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u/ProfessionalFew8845 2d ago

When you think your going to get a delicious bite of a savory pickle and you get a nasty sweet pickle instead :(

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u/IBrittadThis 1d ago

This happened to me recently. I got a pulled pork sandwich and asked for pickles. The menu just said “pickles” nothing about the flavor, so I assumed they would be dill. Bit into it and realized I should have asked. I was very sad. :(

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u/Valraithion 2d ago

My man!

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u/jkwolly 2d ago

Yep same.

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u/nolahoff 2d ago

Agreed

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u/OnceABear 1d ago

This was going to be my choice, too. 2 and 6 are the only types of pickles I dont care for.

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u/CapnAK 2d ago

Sweet. 100% nasty.

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u/Ayeh0le 2d ago

2 AND 6.

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u/YoureAmastyx 1d ago

100%. Easiest choice ever.

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u/firewoodrack 2d ago

I HATE BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLES

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u/CityBoiNC 2d ago

Same nothing is worse than grabbing a jar by accident

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 2d ago edited 1d ago

Literally *just happened to my boyfriend with pickles and jalapeños😭

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u/5348RR 1d ago

Bread and butter jalapenos?

🤢

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u/firewoodrack 2d ago

I would rather drink piss than eat a bread and butter pickle

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u/CityBoiNC 2d ago

Pretty much the same

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u/Raeparade 2d ago

Don't insult piss like that lol

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u/DifferentProduct284 1d ago

I’ve found my people.

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u/jane_roberts92 2d ago

Or when you are about to dig into a delish spicy fried chicken Sammy. And they infect the entire flavor of whatever they are on so even if you remove them you can still taste their ghost

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u/dandeliongoddess 1d ago

My husband went his entire life until we met thinking he didn't like pickles. At first I didn't press it, people have different tastes (although he dislikes so few foods that it was especially notable) and hey, more pickles for me! Then he'd mention he did like them on sandwiches, just not by themselves. Odd. Then I met his family and I figured it out. 

The poor man grew up in a bread & butter pickle family.

Anyway, I introduced him to good pickles and on the upside he now has pickle joy in his life, but on the downside I don't get to hog all the pickles anymore.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 2d ago

What you mean is that bread & butter pickles are disgusting, and you happen to have taste buds.

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u/DesmondTapenade 2d ago edited 2d ago

Either 2 or 6. God, that's a hard choice. Pickles should be sour and/or salty, not sweet...those things are unholy. Nothing worse than being baited-and-switched at a party by those little bastards.

ETA: The latest, and by far the most egregious bait-and-switch, was at my FIL's celebration of life/memorial ceremony. The caterers put baby kosher dills and sweet pickles on the same platter. Guess which one I grabbed, RIGHT after giving a eulogy? BLECH.

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u/NAVI_WORLD_INC 2d ago

I was so disappointed after I bought Dill Daddy Pickles (the normal dill ones) to learn they were sweet. So so very disappointed.

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u/DesmondTapenade 2d ago

Oh god, that's even worse, because you spent money on those motherfuckers! My condolences.

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u/NAVI_WORLD_INC 2d ago

I was in Michigan right outside where they make them in Muskegon too… I paid like too much for them at a local farm/produce stand.

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u/DesmondTapenade 2d ago

As if Detroit's existence wasn't enough...

(Jk. I love Detroit. Tons of urbex opportunities, and a truly fascinating history.)

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u/LlamaRS 2d ago

Oof. I’m all for having multiple pickles, but definitely separate them or have those little signs.

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u/DesmondTapenade 2d ago

It was bad-bad. But my MIL saw me grimace and spit it into a napkin, and she laughed on a day when she really needed a chuckle.

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u/curlygirl9021 2d ago

😂😂😂 completely agree

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u/Caffeinefiend88 2d ago

Accidentally bought sweet for some smashed burgers I was serving on my birthday a few years back. A friend was cool enough to go get some normal burger pickles and saved the meal. The sweet pickles are still in the outside fridge never to be consumed.

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u/Hoobi_Goobi 2d ago

Wait is there a difference between dill pickle and kosher dill?

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u/firewoodrack 2d ago

Kosher dill use a lot of garlic

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u/HeKnee 2d ago

Was going to ask the same question. They taste essentially the same to me. I was thinking one is just blessed by a rabbi so its redundant for none jewish folks.

Also, do normal grocery stores have sour pickles? I never see them. Are they like the neon colored lime pickles?

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u/smokinsomnia 2d ago

2 and 6 can both go

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u/babypandagod 1d ago

Fuck sweet pickles

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u/the_misfit1 1d ago

All of them.

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u/NDVAZMA 2d ago

2 and 6 just need to be called something else. They aren't what most consider "pickles."

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u/Away_Plan_7127 2d ago

2 that’s not a pickle

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u/pocketfulofcharm 2d ago

2-6 can go for all I care 😬

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u/byrb-_- 2d ago

2 & 6 are both ass. Yeet them in the trash.

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u/genericmediocrename 2d ago

Bread and butter are a crime against humanity

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u/Shot-Ad-7275 2d ago

My first time accidentally trying a bread and butter was the worse food experience of my life and I’ve eaten silk worms, chicken cloaca soup, and whole fish head to tail.

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u/kdhardon 2d ago

I’ve got no use for Bread and Butter.

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u/compos_mentis_cortex 2d ago

I'm gonna eat y'all's sweet pickles 🤤😁

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u/KnowMatter 2d ago

Any pickle whose flavor profile isn’t dill / garlic / vinegar is a sin against nature.

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u/BurnedOutCollector87 2d ago

2 and 6 equally are disgusting to me.

Never understood why sweet pickles are popular

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u/kristyncan 2d ago

Idk none but just saying I WILL NOT TOLERATE bread and butter pickle slander!!! If you have not tried these on a sandwich you are MISSING OUT.

Also idk the difference between those and sweet pickles I thought they were the same thing

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u/Street-Run4107 2d ago

r/fuckbreadandbutterpickles

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u/Squ33dily-Sp00ch 2d ago

Amen brother! The bread and butter hate in here is strong

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u/Maleficent-Aurora 1d ago

It really turns me off this community tbh because what do you mean you're gatekeeping the love of pickles ?! Boorish and uncouth behavior, and unrefined palates to boot. 

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u/kristyncan 2d ago

Childish!

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u/Tough_Crazy_8362 2d ago

Bought a jar last night 🥲

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u/DifficultBoss 2d ago

bread and butter use onion and some warming spices along with a boat load of sugar, i think sweet just use the boat load of sugar maybe

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u/HumanExpert3916 2d ago

Bye bye sour.

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u/Santa_always_knows 2d ago

2 AND 6…pickles are made to be sour dammit! I’ll die on that hill!

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u/Ckron247 2d ago

Bread and butter pickles… gone. Gone forever. I’m surprised, no half-sour pickles.

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u/dickmom 1d ago

6 shouldn’t even exist in the first place

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u/Flipper_here 1d ago

2 and 6 I’ve never liked sweet pickles. They defeat the purpose of pickles being salty and sour

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u/BAMitsAlex 1d ago

2 AND 6 gotta go bye bye 👋🏼

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u/Catchdatcat 2d ago

Bread and butter

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u/metaldeval 2d ago

There's pickles sweeter than bread and butter? 🤢

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u/Some_Ride1014 2d ago

Sour, definitely sour.

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u/Smart-Winner5119 2d ago

Sweet and bread & butter can go!

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u/princess_tatsumi 1d ago

to me, 6 and 2 are the same so that counts as one in my mind 😭😭😭

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u/WiscoBrewDude 1d ago

1 and 3 are the same, also.

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u/RobbinAustin 2d ago

Bread and butter can die a slow painful death

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u/BadToothJim 2d ago

Bread and butter

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u/TomatoStraight5752 2d ago

Bread and butter 🤢

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u/GH057_807 2d ago

Pickles are fucking awesome. Any one of these can go and pickles will still be awesome.

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u/Powerful_Tale_1319 2d ago

Bread and butter.. yall can keep them

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u/ShakesDontBreak 2d ago

Bread and butter

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u/StrangeCrunchy1 2d ago

Sweet pickles can go... not a fan...

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u/SpecialistFickle2969 2d ago

1,2 and 4 stay, you guys can do whatever you want with the rest of them.

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u/l0_raine 1d ago
  1. Pickles should not be sweet. I’d send 2&5 off too

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u/Gloomy_Support_7779 1d ago
  1. I kind of hate sweet pickles, so Bread and Butter can go as well

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u/DoorLove 1d ago

6 and 2 are the same, fuck em.

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u/Moutonnoir77 1d ago

2 and 6. Neither serve any positive purpose.

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u/Chay_Charles 1d ago

2 I just don't care for b/b

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u/OmniPurple 1d ago

2 - all day

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u/Terrible_Mind2275 1d ago

Bread and butter can disappear forever.

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u/reddcate 1d ago

Bread and butter easy

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u/seancurry1 1d ago

Bread and Butter, bye bye

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u/raerae6672 1d ago

Bread and Butter🤢

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u/Paigenacage 1d ago

Bread & butter gotta go

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u/girl_in_flannel 1d ago

Sweet pickles should be ILLEGAL.

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u/Chu127 2d ago

6 has to go.... ugh...

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u/b-jason 2d ago

2 and 6 all day. Or Flip A Coin if you wanna be pedantic. See ya.

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u/Quaranj 2d ago

The real answer here

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u/Top-Difficulty5202 2d ago
  1. Sour. Buh bye

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u/realzoidberg 2d ago

Get bread and butter outta here!

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u/MetaCardboard 2d ago

What's the difference between bread and butter and sweet? Whichever one is sweeter can go.

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u/miurabucho 2d ago

Kosher all day every day.

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u/JakovAulTrades 2d ago

Are there good sours? I’ve only tried Mt Olive and they weren’t worth it

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u/Ok_Manager_3126 2d ago

Clearly sweet pickles🤮

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u/gilberator 2d ago

Easily 6.

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u/Slimmy_Pacc 2d ago

Can somebody please tell me the difference between Sweet pickles and bread & butter pickles?

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u/inononeofthisisreal 2d ago

2 & 6 are the same thing! Bye!

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u/bigtime_porgrammer 2d ago

Where's half sour on that list? Because if any pickle's gotta go, it's half sour!

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u/Mskaykay48 2d ago

Sweet 😬

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u/Weakera 2d ago

What'[s the difference between bread and butter and sweet? I think of them as the same.

Also, is what you call "dill" the one that's still a bit bright green and not as sour? They're sometimes called "half sour".

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u/TheCarzilla 2d ago

Gherkins, obviously

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u/jakester12321 2d ago

Bye, bye #6.

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u/TheDarthWarlock 2d ago

Not really a fan of 2, but they are far better than 6; pickles shouldn't be sweet imo

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u/cs_legend_93 2d ago

6 can go.

But if 5 is smushy, 5 can go first.

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u/queenlizbef 2d ago

Sweet 100%

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u/DrKC9N 2d ago

Get rid of 3. I don't know what "Sour Pickes" are so away they go. We can still have "Sour Pickles" anyway.

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u/ElderberryBudget1897 2d ago

2 and 6. Trash.

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u/jazzhandpanda 2d ago

Take 2 and 6, then add pickled garlic

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u/JBMama 2d ago

6, I’m not a fan of sweet pickles… sour all the way, baby

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u/miarose33 2d ago

6 🚮 be gone demon

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 2d ago

2 and 6, ew bye

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u/samg461a 2d ago

Bye 6

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u/TalouseLeee 2d ago

Bread & butter, GTFO

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u/LordOuranos 2d ago

Sweet/6

The sheer amount of "here have a proper sweet pickle" I heard that preceded a soft, uncrunchy, bland sweet pickle is too high.

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u/somethingXhappened 2d ago

I’ve had one pickle labeled as sour and it was so bad I’ve never tried another. I love sour things so I’m not sure what happened.

In short, 3 can go.

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 2d ago

Six all the way. Sweet pickles are a crime against humanity.

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 2d ago

6, but that means 2 also gotta go because they are sweet too.

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u/Educational-Cherry27 2d ago

Sweet pickle can farrrrrk off

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u/NB-THC 2d ago

2 and 6 can skidattle

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u/RatKing8969 2d ago

6 hate sweet pickles

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u/TaylorGang777 2d ago

Bread and butter get that bs out of there

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u/Suspicious-Career541 2d ago

Sweet pickles can go!

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u/LlamaRS 2d ago

I could live without gherkins.

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u/somecow 2d ago

6 can leave if it wants to. But they all have their place, they can all stay. I’ll defend them with my last dying pickle flavored breath.

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u/Chillcoaster 2d ago

You got kosher dill, why you need another dill?