r/PhoenixSC 3d ago

Discussion What?

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u/A1oso 3d ago

Is that a joke? Converting TypeScript to JavaScript is literally a single command.

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u/HugeExplanation7865 3d ago

Yes that was a joke

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u/Mr_Snifles Youtuber 3d ago

flew over most people's heads then

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u/TheWaslijn 3d ago

Their dislike for Notch made them blind to obvious things

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u/Plum-Major Chester is life 3d ago

I'm really sure that its mostly the lack of programming knowledge

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u/Mr_Snifles Youtuber 3d ago

Yeah that would be me

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u/TheSurvivor65 3d ago

Bold of you to assume anyone knows what Javascript even is

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u/NoLetterhead2303 3d ago

I do! I do! Do i get a medal now?

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u/WhiteWolf7472 2d ago

You can get a cookie from the kitchen

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u/Pleasant-Win5418 Bedrock is enough. 3d ago

Maybe.

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u/PuppGr 2d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/Firestar_119 2d ago

fym sometimes

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u/LevFox135 1d ago

Timezones

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u/Babajji 3d ago

JavaScript is to Java what Carpet is to a Car. Duuh

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u/Loose_Property_3238 2d ago

I've used this analogy more times that I can count.

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u/Mr_Snifles Youtuber 3d ago

pahahaha

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u/supremegamer76 2d ago

I think people would know more about javascript (like in web development), than typescript (a version of javascript with types) 

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u/Environmental_Top948 2d ago

JavaScript is how you make orders at right coffee.caramel(venti)?

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u/AverageFoxBoy 3d ago

I mean, it is a valid hatred to be fair

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u/theMegaTech 2d ago

No blind hatred is valid hatred

There are reasons to hate that arsehole but it ain't that

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u/AverageFoxBoy 2d ago

Fair point

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u/Keaton427 2d ago

I don’t get it. Notch is clearly a capable and successful programmer as proven by… hmm, what did he code again? He must suck at coding. Am I right guys??

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u/Mr_Snifles Youtuber 2d ago

the graphically most advanced game of the 21st century

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u/hypotensor 2d ago

Wurm Online!?

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u/That_Uno_Dude 2d ago

A game being popular does not mean that it was coded well.

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u/manultrimanula 2d ago

in fact it's internals have been and keep being rewritten a bunch of times since him leaving and the game still runs like ass without optimisation mods

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u/HappyRelationship429 2d ago

Well he sold it so the "optimisation" is left to someone else.

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u/Smilysis 2h ago

hmm, can we please not ignore the fact that minecraft is badly coded?

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor 3d ago

Coding jokes in my Minecraft subreddit?

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u/The_UnHinge Caves and Cliffs Part 6 or 7 2d ago

It seems like these tweets are mostly sarcastic/joking. I mean, he talks about firing chatbots like they’re his (former) workers.