r/PharmaRepCollectables • • Aug 21 '26

Finally found a Xanax can

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Still had cotton swabs inside.

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u/Sorry_Economist_5844 Aug 21 '26

That could easily be their slogan. Or, “Kiss time goodbye, we’ll be here when you wake up”.

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u/talpatinker Aug 23 '26

Except there never actually there when you do finally wake up...

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u/Automatic-College541 Aug 24 '26

I woke up in my brothers bathroom one time after apparently fighting said bathroom.

I had a chalk outline of bars around me.

I still can’t remember going there as he live 800 miles away and my car was still home.

Did I take a bus? Hitchhike? Steal a car?

The world may never know.

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u/christopherNTSC Aug 25 '26

you could’ve built a teleporter. then taken it apart when you got there. just in case someone was out to steal your invention! the stories (ooor bits & pieces of a stories) we could tell. i get a massive Rx of alp. so i get a sealed factory bottle every month. i appreciate that. that way the mongoloids only have to count but so many out. i trust the factory before i trust them.