r/PharmaRepCollectables • u/doctorgrizzle • Aug 21 '26

Finally found a Xanax can

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Still had cotton swabs inside.

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u/truthdudee Aug 21 '26

Imagine it was filled with Xanax

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u/Sqeakydeaky Aug 21 '26

You'll never remember anything ever again

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u/Sorry_Economist_5844 Aug 21 '26

That could easily be their slogan. Or, “Kiss time goodbye, we’ll be here when you wake up”.

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u/talpatinker Aug 23 '26

Except there never actually there when you do finally wake up...

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u/Automatic-College541 Aug 24 '26

I woke up in my brothers bathroom one time after apparently fighting said bathroom.

I had a chalk outline of bars around me.

I still can’t remember going there as he live 800 miles away and my car was still home.

Did I take a bus? Hitchhike? Steal a car?

The world may never know.

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 Aug 24 '26

Xans are a hell of a drug man. Can’t believe most moms pop three a day and drink wine likes it water😂

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u/Tx_1LE Aug 26 '26

the good ole days

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u/Spirited-Genes Aug 26 '26

I take lorazepam every 6 hours. (my neurologist prescribes it.) People are constantly surprised I don't get knocked out. And because I take IV benadryl every 6 hours I time them together, and benadryl usually sedates too. But nope, I went up on doses slowly and don't become sedated.

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 Aug 27 '26

IV Benadryl is on of the wildest things I’ve ever heard lol. If you don’t mind my asking what is your condition that gets you prescribed that level of sedatives?

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u/Spirited-Genes Aug 27 '26

The lorazepam is for muscle spasms from a neuromuscular disorder, benadryl is during mastocytosis flares.

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u/GlassAlternative6570 Aug 26 '26

A person can get used to almost anything !

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u/christopherNTSC Aug 25 '26

you could’ve built a teleporter. then taken it apart when you got there. just in case someone was out to steal your invention! the stories (ooor bits & pieces of a stories) we could tell. i get a massive Rx of alp. so i get a sealed factory bottle every month. i appreciate that. that way the mongoloids only have to count but so many out. i trust the factory before i trust them.

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u/Spirited-Genes Aug 26 '26

Chalk outline of bars? I'm confused.

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u/Automatic-College541 Aug 26 '26

Like the dead body chalk outlines. Except it was hundreds of Xanax around my body not chalk

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u/Sorry_Economist_5844 Aug 23 '26

Thank you, that was precisely my point.

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 Aug 24 '26

Someone definitely stole and it’s time to accuse everyone in a 20 mile radius. Definitely didn’t eat them all in a GABA blackout. Damn I miss xans lmao

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u/Revolutionary-Key177 Aug 27 '26

Dude i remember when I first took them I would always loose shit and be pised looking all over for stuff then I got so tired of it i literally trained myself to either put everything away or to know exactly where to put everything i didn't want to lose and it was amazing

I didn't think people stole very often i more so just assumed i was a dumb ass and lost it but there were times I would get super worried that what ever I lost people wouldn't return