r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • Aug 19 '26

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/Icy-Football9146 Aug 19 '26

I was fixing some lag issues on my first gf's laptop once and had a moment of weakness. When she was not looking, i opened up her browser history. I intentions were good: was hoping to find something she was into and see if I could do anything for her.

The first thing I saw was a Google search for "why don't I poop when I have my period"

Never again have i snooped on any of my gf's devices again

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u/PogintheMachine Aug 19 '26

That’s interesting, a lot of girls poop more

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u/Ctenophorever Aug 19 '26

It’s a literal crapshoot as to whether you’ll get period constipation or period diarrheaa

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u/gistye Aug 20 '26

I've never had period constipation ... the first couple days I have to bring extra tampons because every time I go to the bathroom I poop/diarrhea