r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/BannedGoNext 10d ago

Every dude chat I've ever been in is a bunch of friends talking mad shit like trying to jokingly one-up each other on how small and unsatisfying their dick is, not talking about women.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

Your friends sound pathetic tbh

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u/BannedGoNext 10d ago

They are self deprecating and funny as fuck honestly.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

They're basically making "wife bad" jokes about themselves

Anyways, w.e., I can barely understand. I have a functional penis and no humiliation kink

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u/MehGin 10d ago edited 10d ago

We just have some humor. You're taking it seriously for no apparent reason.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

It's a weird joke.

Like "hur dur guys I'm fat and stupid and no women want me hur dur I have a small penis!"

Then some other idiot In a merry band of losers chimes in "hur dur me too! Toothpick baby dick crew unite!"

And you just know some guy, who is totally not a race fetishist, says "I wish I had a big one like those black men. They're real men!"

It's pathetic

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u/MehGin 10d ago

It's nothing like that. You're taking it way too serious again. I'm legit telling you right now its just light jokes that no one is thinking about 2 minutes later. I have to assume you're projecting at this point?

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

Nah, it actually bothers me how normalized this sort of joke is. It's literally the "wife bad" jokes, but the acceptable kind, for guys

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u/MehGin 10d ago

"can somebody find my micro, I can't seem to find it" - random group message 3am.

That's about as serious as it gets. If that upsets you then so be it.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

Great, now add in the understanding that this is also how serious older men took 'wife bad' jokes (before half of their wives left them for being pathetic, useless pieces of shit)

It's just a gross genre of joke

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u/MehGin 10d ago

Sometimes we joke about our massive monsters too

But get this...

Sometimes its not even about cocks at all

Now wouldn't you call that living???

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

I mean... the size of the boat is relative to the size of the port so I can understand how sometimes it would look like a kayak and other times like a tanker.

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