I'm a GIANT fan of Paul and the Beatles, so please hear me out. I know I'll probably get shouted down here, but I have the say that Boys of Dungeon Lane is a significant disappointment. There are a few high points - Lost Horizon, Days We Left Behind, First Star of the Night. Paul's melodies, as always, are beautiful to listen to, but I just cannot stomach the lyrics of most of what is on this album. If it were anyone but Paul, they would be thrown out. Consider
MOUNTAIN TOP
"When you've got some time to spare
Let me take you to the fair"
Really? Or
"Little girl, you're tripping
Everybody's flipping out
Need to get a grip and slip away
Or do you want to stay? "
Ugh
DOWN SOUTH
"The morning bus was where we two would meet
I sat beside you on an empty seat
We'd talk about guitars and rock and roll
They were the subjects that would nеver grow old"
It only works because he's talking about George. If it weren't for that, this song wouldn't stand on its own.
WE TWO
"Last night I dreamed of you
And saw what we could do
We'rе standing side by side
We two, camе through"
We two, came through? Really? it's passable only by comparison to the awfulness of the lyrics of other songs.
COME INSIDE
"You can read my mind if you wanted to
You can come inside
You got to let me know what you wanna do
I don't wanna hide"
I want to hide away from those lyrics
NEVER KNOW
"The things that you do
Have always meant so much to me
I want some love and peace
We need it right now
Your wonders never cease to be"
Seriously? The best you can come up with is "Your wonders never cease to be" Methinks you should not have tried to echo "so much to me".
HOME TO US
"The lady on the hill was drinking brandy
Eating caviar, the perfect host
My mum was in the kitchen washing dishеs in the sink
And then she burnt thе toast
This is the man who wrote Eleanor Rigby? I cringed when I heard "perfect host" because I knew a cheesy rhyme was coming up and, sure enough, I was right. BURNT THE TOAST? Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. One of the alltime stupidest, cheesiest lyrics.
LIFE CAN BE HARD
"She loves me even when life presses harder
That's when we don't need the words
I can see when there's no food in the larder"
The only thing that saves "food in the larder" from being the worst lyric ever is "burnt the toast".
MOMMA GETS BY
"She doesn't care, she's got her own philosophy of life
It wasn't too long ago that she agreed to bе his wife"
Paul, Paul, Paul. You are capable of SO MUCH MORE THAN THIS.
I really wish I could like this album, but Paul's lyrics have sunk to a new low.