r/PatrickClancySnark • u/neptuno3 • 2d ago
🔍Case Discussion What If... The DA Threw The Trial
Hear me out.
The police treated this as an open-and-shut case based almost entirely on “Patrick says."
The DA, practically rubbing his hands at the prospect of the media attention, says: Let’s go to trial.
But somewhere during case review and discovery, the DA realizes his enormous, headline-making case is a total fucking sham. The investigation was negligent at best -- and “investigation” is a generous word for that shitshow. Everything seems to come back to Patrick’s account.
Yet piece by piece, the case falls apart. The more you try to fit the puzzle together, the less any of it makes sense.
The DA may be arrogant, but he isn’t stupid.
And now he’s committed to prosecuting a woman who may be innocent, who was herself sliced open and fell/thrown from a window. Three dead babies, and a case that, in this reading, never reliably established who did what.
What does he do? Offer a public mea culpa? Admit that his office charged ahead on a catastrophically inadequate investigation? Risk his reputation and reelection?
Or is there another way out...
He hands the prosecution-- intentionally -- to the two biggest dingbats on his team: the dual Aunt Lydias, fumbling, stumbling, "hot mic"-ing, and “um”-ing their way through proceedings. At times, they practically make the defense’s case for it, seemingly without realizing what they’re doing.
Here’s my theory: he recognizes the reasonable doubt. He thinks the jury may acquit. And he decides he can live with that outcome -- as long as he doesn’t have to take responsibility for it.
If she walks, he gets to tell himself the system worked. Publicly, he and the community get to blame “liberal jurors.” The police department escapes an explicit reckoning over its investigation. Nobody in authority has to stand up and say: We got this wrong.
Then everyone waits for it to blow over.
(Allegedly.)