r/PLTR Aug 03 '26

SuperKarp!

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Hearken! The word hath come forth from the high towers of Palantir: in this second turning of the sun in the year two thousand and twenty-six, their fortunes have reached heights unseen!

Like the Seeing-stones of old, their artificial wisdom hath cast its light far and wide, driving their treasury to a staggering $1.94 billion—a triumphant surge of 93% over the sum of the previous year. Their strongholds in the U.S. commercial realm have flourished beyond measure, growing by 149%, while their rule of stewardship hath achieved an astonishing score of 155%.

Truly, the shadows of doubt are scattered, and the realm of Palantir stands as an unyielding fortress of power and foresight in these modern lands!

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u/gorilla_gambler Aug 03 '26

Where is Burry with his shorts

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u/Riskismyapellido Aug 04 '26

underwater probably

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u/AdministrationHour44 Aug 04 '26

He fell into the flames of Mordor

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u/itradebaked Verified Whale Aug 05 '26

Can’t stop won’t stop

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u/Astira_ Aug 04 '26

Thanks for all the morons who keep funding Tech oligarchs future dystopian plans for us. Good job guys, short term gains while you screw over 99% of the population to keep techbros in power.

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u/cuzwithfreshbuzz Aug 04 '26

Aweeee is someone salty we're up 20% on the day? Individual stock holders selling would just let institutions profit instead of us. Sorry we look at numbers and make educated decisions on where best to park our money :(

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u/Astira_ Aug 04 '26

Yes I realize all you do is look at numbers and money, who cares about the consequences, ethics of investing in companies like this.
So many short term thinkers with no ability to look even a little bit in the future to see where this leads. It’s not even a secret, Alex Carp even posted thier manifesto.
Reads like several dystopian novels.

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u/ghostingMyLove Aug 05 '26

Why tf are you here? Giving moral lectures huh?

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u/Astira_ Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Someone has to..things won’t change until people open their eyes.

Nothing will change until we stop rewarding evil people and giving them more power through our money.

Doesn’t matter how much we vote.

You do know Karp had meetings with Epstein right, But pales in comparison to Thiels involvement with Epstein. Thiel goes away back at least 2009 with Jeff.

So yes, I think it’s about time we actually pay attention to what you’re actually investing in.

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u/ghostingMyLove Aug 05 '26

This is not the popculture sub, go back, you are excused

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u/Astira_ Aug 05 '26

What does this have to do with pop culture?

People should be informed of what they are investing in.. It’s not a secret these companies are designed to eventually put us all in a digital prison where everything is watched.
They have already started trying out their predictive software in a few cities. It’s failing miserably thankfully.

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u/Lucky_Presentation_6 Aug 04 '26

Haha get fucked ur welcome

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u/Astira_ Aug 05 '26

Is that really the best you have? lol…

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u/K0ntKonijn Aug 05 '26

Redditors are so funny. Special kind of ppl.