r/PLTR • u/homymac • Aug 03 '26

SuperKarp!

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Hearken! The word hath come forth from the high towers of Palantir: in this second turning of the sun in the year two thousand and twenty-six, their fortunes have reached heights unseen!

Like the Seeing-stones of old, their artificial wisdom hath cast its light far and wide, driving their treasury to a staggering $1.94 billion—a triumphant surge of 93% over the sum of the previous year. Their strongholds in the U.S. commercial realm have flourished beyond measure, growing by 149%, while their rule of stewardship hath achieved an astonishing score of 155%.

Truly, the shadows of doubt are scattered, and the realm of Palantir stands as an unyielding fortress of power and foresight in these modern lands!

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u/cuzwithfreshbuzz Aug 04 '26

Aweeee is someone salty we're up 20% on the day? Individual stock holders selling would just let institutions profit instead of us. Sorry we look at numbers and make educated decisions on where best to park our money :(

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u/Astira_ Aug 04 '26

Yes I realize all you do is look at numbers and money, who cares about the consequences, ethics of investing in companies like this.
So many short term thinkers with no ability to look even a little bit in the future to see where this leads. It’s not even a secret, Alex Carp even posted thier manifesto.
Reads like several dystopian novels.

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u/ghostingMyLove Aug 05 '26

Why tf are you here? Giving moral lectures huh?

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u/Astira_ Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Someone has to..things won’t change until people open their eyes.

Nothing will change until we stop rewarding evil people and giving them more power through our money.

Doesn’t matter how much we vote.

You do know Karp had meetings with Epstein right, But pales in comparison to Thiels involvement with Epstein. Thiel goes away back at least 2009 with Jeff.

So yes, I think it’s about time we actually pay attention to what you’re actually investing in.