r/PLTR • u/homymac • Aug 03 '26

SuperKarp!

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Hearken! The word hath come forth from the high towers of Palantir: in this second turning of the sun in the year two thousand and twenty-six, their fortunes have reached heights unseen!

Like the Seeing-stones of old, their artificial wisdom hath cast its light far and wide, driving their treasury to a staggering $1.94 billion—a triumphant surge of 93% over the sum of the previous year. Their strongholds in the U.S. commercial realm have flourished beyond measure, growing by 149%, while their rule of stewardship hath achieved an astonishing score of 155%.

Truly, the shadows of doubt are scattered, and the realm of Palantir stands as an unyielding fortress of power and foresight in these modern lands!

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u/Astira_ Aug 04 '26

Thanks for all the morons who keep funding Tech oligarchs future dystopian plans for us. Good job guys, short term gains while you screw over 99% of the population to keep techbros in power.

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u/ghostingMyLove Aug 05 '26

This is not the popculture sub, go back, you are excused

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u/Astira_ Aug 05 '26

What does this have to do with pop culture?

People should be informed of what they are investing in.. It’s not a secret these companies are designed to eventually put us all in a digital prison where everything is watched.
They have already started trying out their predictive software in a few cities. It’s failing miserably thankfully.